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  • 9 Reasons Babies Live Better Lives Than Adults

    Life for adults is tough but life for babies is soft. Here are 9 reasons why we think babies live better lives than adults.

    They don’t pay rent 

    Babies live rent-free. Imagine not having to pay your own rent at the end of each year/month. Must be nice. 

    They always get what they want

    All babies have to do is cry and they’ll get anything — whether it’s food, breast milk, toys… anything. Theee life we’re trying to live,  for real.

    They don’t have jobs

    That’s why babies are so cheerful and playful. They don’t have deadlines to meet so they’re just living based on vibes and giggles. 

    They don’t have relationship issues

    As a baby, nobody is going to come into your life and tell you they love you and serve you breakfast right after — unless it’s SMA.

    They don’t go to school 

    And when they’re old enough to start school, the only thing they do is eat, sleep and learn A,B,C and 1,2,3. SMH.

    Babies don’t have to take care of anybody

    Babies don’t have any parents or siblings calling them to ask for money.

    Babies don’t pay bills

    Unlike us adults living our whole lives to pay bills — including the childcare bills

    Babies don’t fight

    Babies don’t fight. Asides from not being able to fight, nobody can fight them. If you’ve ever had the urge to fight a baby, please check yourself.

    People are nicer to babies

    Babies are cute and small and peaceful, and this why people are nice to babies. 

  • A Nigerian Guy Made A List Of Things That Are Better Than Sex, And It’s Brilliant!
    A special thanks to @Shifuphemmy for this brilliant list! Enjoy!

    1. (Unexpected) Credit alert.

    This will always make you smile.

    2. A bottomless nkwobi bowl.

    Yup! True.

    3. Free, fast unlimited wifi.

    Wifi is life. Argue with your laptop.

    4. Magic cereal that won’t get soggy no matter how long it stays in the milk.

    If this exists, I can die now.

    5. Those self-flushing Japanese toilets.

    Will it wipe my butt too?

    6. Inside Out, the movie, in 4K (Ultra HD).

    If you know, you know. Seriously, this isn’t a lie.

    7. 1 Dollar = 1 Naira.

    *looks longingly at ASOS shopping cart*

    8. One day of free shipping.

    *orders supplies for the next 1 year*

    9. Public holidays.

    Bye, bitch!

    10. Paid leave.

    When this happens, you know you’re in heaven. How does sex even compare?!

    11. No traffic when you’re late.

    And you say there’s no God?

    12. Urinating after holding it in for a long time.

    YASSSSSSSS!

    13. When someone dashes you fuel during fuel scarcity.

    Your senses are in overdrive. And it’s not from sex.

    14. When you’re the only one among your friends who did your BVN on time.

    Indescribable feeling, to be honest. [zkk_poll post=11940 poll=content_block_standard_format_15]