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Last night, we had a really swell time running #BBNaija reunion commentary on our Twitter account. But this is a different and a lot more funny commentary coming from the funniest place on the planet, TwitterNG. Here’s a list of really funny tweets that reveal what Nigerians think about last nights #BBNaijaReunion:
1. Tochi we are very sorry on Wathoni’s behalf.
2.Between Kayode and Ka3na; we don’t know who worked harder.
Ka3na was in the house for 2 weeks but she still managed to work harder than Kayode who was in the house for 72 days.
3. There was no Indomie available for Eric that’s why.
4. LMAO, we appreciate Ka3na’s dedication.
Lowkey, ka3na’s comments are a highlight on the bbnaija reunion show. Hawk’s eyes have nothing on her.
5. Ka3na again!
6. Kayode, what was your work?
7. Neo 1 – Kaisha 0
8. Neo holding on to his version of the truth.
9. God when?
10. Justice for Kidd and Nengi.
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The episode starts with a clip from the house when they were playing a game and Neo dared Kiddwaya to look at Wathoni’s underwear and describe it to everyone. In the clip, Kiddwaya says it looks like a newborn zebra and I lost my mind because what the fuck does that even mean? The episode cuts back to the present and the lineup has changed again. Brighto and Dorathy are gone. Vee is back, so are Ozo, Tochi, and Kaisha. Ebuka starts the conversation by asking Tochi and Trickytee (the best supporting actor in a reality series) if they think Wathoni liked Kiddwaya. They both agree. This reminds me of the joke tweet that said that Wathoni liked everybody in the house, including Big Brother. I can’t find that tweet now but here’s another that makes the same point.
Wathoni denies this and kinda she didn’t want to get with Kiddwaya because he’s a playboy/community penis. Ka3na jumps in to support this point by referencing the night Kiddwaya choked Nengi on the dance floor even though he and Erica were a couple, saying that Nengi was leading him on and he went with it like the playboy he is.
Nengi denies that she led anyone on. My homegirl, Kaisha, joins the conversation and accuses Kiddwaya of being disrespectful to women by saying he could’ve gotten Nengi if he wanted. Kiddwaya says he didn’t mean this in a disrespectful way but Wathoni jumps in and makes everything about her by accusing Kiddwaya of telling Tochi to go for her in the house because she’s an easy catch. She then says that based on Kiddwaya’s comment, Tochi tried to ask her out but she turned him down.
Tochi is livid.
Ebuka moves the focus to Nengi in the house by asking her if she felt she was being disloyal to Ozo by being all touchy-feely with Kiddwaya. She insists that she and Kiddwaya were just friends and she never liked him romantically. Ebuka says that certain viewers believed that Nengi started getting closer to Kiddwaya when she found out that Kiddwaya’s father is Daddy Warbucks. Nengi denies this and Kiddwaya says the theory doesn’t make sense because he never spoke about his father’s wealth while they were in the house. Kaisha jumps in with receipts about different times when Kiddwaya did in fact brag about his family’s wealth.
Ebuka plays a clip from the show of when Kiddwaya went to pee with Nengi and helped her take off her jumpsuit. When the clip ends, he turns to everyone and asks for reactions. Ka3na (wtf is this spelling anyway) says she’s seeing this for the first time and is disappointed in Nengi for dangling her booty in Kiddwaya’s face when Nengi knew he and Erica were an item. Ebuka asks Nengi and Kiddwaya how they ended up in such a suspicious position and they both claim to not remember anything because they were both drunk that night.
Then came the pièce de ré·sis·tance of the episode. Ebuka shifts things to Kaisha, specifically, the fact that she fancied Neo during her time in the house. Kaisha admits that she did like Neo but not anymore. Praise says that he noticed Kaisha’s feelings for Neo and warned Neo to stop giving her the green light. Before Neo can deny it, Kaisha starts hurling receipts all over the place.
As all this is happening, Vee is sitting quietly with a look on her face that seemingly says:
Vee says that she initially had no idea that Kaisha liked Neo. When she did find out, including the fact that everyone else in the house knew, including Neo, she suspected that he didn’t tell her because he found Kaisha attractive. Kaisha says that Neo told her that if Vee didn’t approach him first when they got to the house, he would’ve gotten with Kaisha instead. Neo denies all of this and Kaisha is like:
Then she walks off the set. Neo keeps denying so she comes back to say:
This issue ends here (for now?) and they move on to the most boring thing discussed in the episode: Eric and Lilo’s relationship in the house. Here’s a short summary of their conversation because I refuse to go into it.
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If you thought this reunion couldn’t get messier than the fight from Tolanibaj and Vee’s episode, I present to you the focus of last night’s episode: Dorathy’s gluck gluck activity with Brighto AND Praise’s 5-second midnight genital meet & greet with Katrina. Let’s start with the former.
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At the start of this episode, we see that the lineup has been altered a bit. After destroying Tolanibaj in their insult match the previous night, she’s gone and has been replaced by Laycon, and Erica STILL isn’t here. Brighto hasn’t said a word the entire reunion and Lucy is still serving discount dominatrix/old school Nollywood female cultist realness in a black bra, purple mosquito net skirt, and Dark Betty fringe bob wig.
Trickytee starts the episode talking about interactions he observed between other housemates, confirming my theory that he spent his entire time on the show being a supporting character in everyone else’s storylines. Wathoni mumbles something about possibly seeing Dorathy give Brighto a blowjob — a blowjob with an aftermath so messy, Wathoni had to change the sheets. She probably expected Dorathy to be ashamed but was shocked when Dorathy owned it with her entire bossom.
Dorathy goes on to say that she might as well have given Dracula that blowjob because Brighto was cold as hell the next morning. Didn’t even say “good morning” or “thank you for all that good neck you threw last night.” Brighto says that he didn’t have anything to say and insists that he didn’t do anything wrong, making Dorathy reach into her bra and throw money at him for some reason. This made me wonder: Did Dorathy come with money in her bra hoping she’d get a chance to angrily make it rain on someone?
We moved on to the next big issue of the night: Praise and Katrina’s genital bump session in the house.
Katrina says she heard Praise say to someone in the house that he would never have anything to do with her because of his fiancé on the outside. Katrina says she took this as a challenge for some reason and decided to dance on Praise’s disco stick by any means necessary. She claims that she had sex with Praise that night (to prove a point?) but got less than she bargained for when Praise only lasted 5 seconds. She also kept screaming about how it happened in her bed like that’s supposed to change anything.
Here’s the video of Katrina narrating the story in her own words — and accent that sounds like she always has hot yam in her mouth.
The reactions from everyone in the room were meme-worthy. Lucy (the queen of chaos) had to hide her face behind a pillow. Kiddwaya finally took off his winter jacket. Then there was Nengi, who sat terrifyingly still the entire episode and didn’t say a word.
Katrina adds that when Praise was evicted, he called her up, asking for another chance to do a better job in the bedroom. she says that after constant calls from Praise, she hooked up with him again. Just like their first go at it, he lasted only 5 seconds, bringing their total sex time to 10 seconds. Praise tries to defend his honour but does a horrible job at it. Someone drags Lucy into the mix by asking her how she felt about this, seeing as she had already expressed romantic interest in Prince. That’s where the episode ends, and we’re promised even more chaos with a short clip from the next episode.
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Let’s start with this tweet about Kiddwaya, who looked like he’d rather be anywhere else than that reunion venue.
I guess fictional kingdoms count as anywhere.
Tolanibaj really didn’t think this insult through before deploying because the way Vee clapped back instantly was epic.
3 degrees in the mud.
If you needed proof that Karishika is learning work from Lucy, here it is:
She actually held Neo back. QUEEN OF CHAOS!
Vee said, “I SAID WHAT I SAID.”
We stan a queen of accountability.
Vee coming through again with the clap backs.
Facts are facts tho.
Ebuka didn’t have to do Wathoni like this.
Wathoni sef didn’t need to stand in the first place so she set herself up for this.
Chineke God.
Girl, I…
This person’s dilemma is killing me.
“Alexa. Play ‘Torn’ by Natalie Imbruglia.”
Leave Nengi alone. Homegirl doesn’t like stress.
She was serving Nneka the Pretty Serpent realness with that dress tho.
I leave you with this tweet that isn’t exactly about the reunion show but is still funny as shit.
“IT IS I! THE BITTER LEAF WITCH!! AJE MI!!! FLEE OR FACE MY WRATH!!!”
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The BBNaija Lockdown Reunion (2020’s edition of Big Brother Naija) show will air on the 17th of June 2021. Keeping with the tradition of the show, the reunion will be hosted by Ebuka Obi Uchendu and will feature some of the BBN: Lockdown housemates talking about memorable moments from their season while also hashing out long-standing beefs.
In celebration of the reunion show, we’ve decided to re-imagine the housemates as Nollywoood characters.
1) Kiddwaya is Jim Iyke
A good-looking, millionaire playboy who is being chased by all the girls? Kiddwaya is the classic Nollywood bad boy i.e Jim Iyke. No doubt about that. He has enough swag to woo even the ladies who swear they’re not interested. Definitely Jim Iyke.
2) Ozo is Tony Umez
Ozo spent his entire time on the show romantically pining for Nengi, who only liked him platonically. Who can forget when Ozo tried to kiss Nengi after he got evicted and she curved him? This led to Ozo being tagged as the lover boy of the season (a.k.a Tony Umez).
3) Lucy is Patience Ozokwor
Lucy spent her time on the show being chaotic as hell. She fought with everyone and destroyed her fellow housemates with her sharp tongue. There’s no doubt that Lucy personifies the wicked aunty stereotype popularised in Nollywood by Patience Ozokwor. Better not cross her path, before you step on something dangerous outside your door.
4) Erica is Genevieve Nnaji
The one and only star girl. Even though her journey on the show was cut short, it’s safe to say that Erica was the true winner of BBN: Lockdown. One year after the show aired, her star is still shinning so bright. Erica is obviously Genevieve Nnaji – beautiful, goal-oriented and winning!
5) Brighto is Chiwetalu Agu
Unlike Lucy, who was very loudly chaotic, Brighto was more lowkey. In between consuming insane amounts of poundo yam, Brighto would go about manipulating people for fun just like Chiwetalu Agu. No old Nollywood movie is ever complete without Chiwetalu Agu low-key knocking people’s heads together while shaking his head in mock-innocence.
6) Nengi is Rita Dominic
Much like Rita Dominic, Nengi is an intensely beautiful, softspoken woman who minds her business and stays as far away from drama as she possibly can while getting the bag. Men chasing her left and right but she remains focused on her goals. There’s no better way to live life tbh.
7) Vee is Ini Edo
Vee is sweet and nice but can totally go crazy when the situation calls for it. She’s classic Ini Edo. Once she narrows her eyes and those nostrils flare up, just know it is over for you, and be prepared to bear the aftermath of your provocation.
8) Laycon is Emeka Ike
Laycon was the one everybody underestimated. They even laughed at him and proclaimed that he wouldn’t go far, but eventually he rose to the top, proving all the haters wrong. This is typical of Emeka Ike characters; some way, somehow, life usually smiles on him and the next thing you know, he’s riding into the village in a big Jeep. Isn’t God good?
9. Dorathy is Mercy Johnson
People initially judge based on her voluptuousness until they realise she is way more than that. Her sweet and lovable nature shines through and you can’t help but form another opinion. Although, she doesn’t mind having it out with you if you accuse her of snatching your man. Totally the Mercy character.
10. Prince is Desmond Elliot
He is not bad-looking, and does everything the perfect husband material would do, but somehow doesn’t get the girl of his dreams. As if that is not enough, people accuse him of causing trouble among the ladies. This life is not even balanced. Desmond Elliot of old definitely deserved better.
The #BBNaijaReunion show premieres tonight and will air from Mondays to Fridays on Africa Magic Urban at 10 pm and Africa Magic Family at 10:30 p.m. The show is available to DStv and GOtv subscribers. To join the conversation, follow the Big Brother Naija social media fan pages on Instagram: @bigbronaija and Facebook: @BigBrotherNaija.
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In a few hours, the BBNaija Season 5: Lockdown Edition will come to an end. But it is impossible to put people together in the same house for 71 days without housemates showing their irrational food habits.
In this list, I curate 5 of the most insane food obsessions from the BBNaija 2020 house:
1. Brighto and Semo
Do you know what it means when someone has to take to twitter to address an issue? And then he ends it with a curse? Yes, Brighto, aka Lord Baelish liked Semo way too much.
Considering that Semo was very angry in the interview we had with it, I think the rat poison, sorry food, will be very happy that it, at least, has some hardcore fans – Brighto number one.
2. Eric and Indomie
Eric my guy. This guy go chop 5 Indomie belleful at a go. I shit you not.
The tweets confirm it:
3. Vee and Spicy food
Vee intentionally cooks hot and spicy food so that ulcer patients will not be able to eat it. Omo.
What more can I say? The game is the game.
4. Eric and Food
Eric loves food more than Kanye loves Kanye. And that’s that on that.
5. Lucy can cook
Did I hear someone say wife material? 200 yards? LMAO.
Mama was even telling housemates she’ll cook for the entire 71 days if they don’t nominate her for eviction. LMAO. Where’s that skull emoji when you need it?
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Right from the jump, viewers gravitated towards Laycon for a host of reasons, and his fan base — known as the Icons — has only grown stronger with each passing week. Well, it’s time to prove how much of an Icon you are with this quiz.
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Neo and Vee’s ship is one that leaves you with a lot of questions. They were the ones who fought about food, the ones who will shout and shout only to come and make up in the evening like Okokomaiko Brangelina. It was in one of their numerous drama that Vee gave us the iconic word, “meeuve.”
Now, they have given the BBNaija corner of the internet another matter to discuss: WASHING PANTIES. Here’s the video, for context:
Trust TwitterNG to have a say about Neo washing Vee’s pant. And trust us to bring you the whole scoop.
1. So, single people should not talk again?
2. This sounds valid.
3. DJ Cuppy doesn’t even know that a lot of people would gladly wash her pant.
4. Well…
5. It’s the vivid imagery for me.
6. Warri!
7. A what? A king.
8. Inside life
9. A man has come to drop his manly opinion.
10. Girl, he sure will.
Nigerians like talking about relationships, really. Here’s what they had to say about: Ozo and Nengi’s Ship
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First of all, we are dragging Biggie through the streets of Multichoice for straight-up lying to us without fear. There was NO twist in tonight’s eviction so what was he on about?
Now that we have that out of the way, here are 15 hilarious tweets that tell what people really think about BBNaija Ozo’s eviction;1. Unfortunately a lot of voters don’t agree.
2. Big brother scammed us.
3. LMAO!
4. Some video footage in case you didn’t get the message.
5. LOL! You people are so rude!
7. Omo!
8. Save a seat for me sis.
9. Very surprised because who have we been watching for 8 weeks?
10. And we want nothing but the chaos.
11. Who is saying “Amen” to this?
12. Dragggg them.
13. LOL! So rude!
14. LMAO!
15. God abeg.
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