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  • 9 Takeaways from Ayra Starr and Tems’ New Albums

    Ayra Starr and Tems released their new albums, “The Year I Turned 21” and “Born in the Wild”, in the last two weeks and have since dominated most conversations in the Nigerian music scene.

    Inching close to being the hottest Afrobeats artists of 2024 (so far), their new albums are meant to offer something rewarding. Here are nine subtle lessons that listeners draw from their long-awaited albums.

    Dodging bad energy is serious work

    You can’t avoid bad-belle people entirely. The only way to become a no-nonsense pro max is intentionally and consistently telling them off like Ayra Starr and Tems did on their new albums (“The Year I Turned 21” and “Born in the Wild”). From Ayra’s Birds Sing of Money, Goodbye and Bad Vibes songs to Tems’ Wickedest and Unfortunate, they set a big “fuck you” tone for bad energy dealers. 

    Rollout is MOTHER!

    Your business service is a product, and to attract target users and customers, you need engaging content that not only attracts but also gets them talking. That’s what Ayra Starr and Tems did. They were in everyone’s faces. Ayra’s album appeared on Chowdeck and some Nigerian bank apps, and users were urged to listen. Tems put out announcement visuals and even threw a party for music listeners and industry players a day before her album release. These babes put their new albums on everyone’s lips.

    Good kids make happy parents

    Ayra’s and Tems’ mums appeared on their albums to contribute to their process and album narratives and motivate them. These emotional features prove that parental support is just as crucial as making parents proud.

    Always enjoy yourself

    You don’t have to be told this, but you need a reminder to enjoy what you work hard for and have a good time sometimes. Somebody play Ayra’s Commas, Control, Jazzy’s Song and Tems’ Wickedest, Turn Me Up and T-Unit and turn the fuck up.

    Never leave your squad behind

    Carrying all your real ones with you (including sharing opportunities) shows that you value your friendship and are proud of it. This is how Ayra Starr feels in Woman Commando.

    Women are the biggest gangstas

    On Bird Sings of Money, Ayra says her past experiences have toughened her up in the trait of a gangster. She even made Woman Commando, and Tems made Gangsta. When the other gender is back on top, you’ll get the memo or not. For now, new lords are in town.

    Never hesitate to throw toxic lovers away

    Don’t wait for your toxic partners to fly their red flags before you throw them out like bath water. You better get necessary updates from Tems’ Unfortunate and Ayra Starr’s Goodbye (Warm Up).

    You’re your biggest motivator

    It’s okay to be sad or cry. But when a horse knocks you to dust, pick yourself up and push yourself to be better until you can ride it with a flex like Ayra on Last Heartbreak Song and 1942 and Tems on Burning and Hold On.

    Forever be a dream chaser.

    Ayra wanted to be a pop star before 16, but it only happened when she turned 19. Now she’s 21 and global. Tems had a 9-5 for a while but didn’t let her music dream die.

    Album Review: Tems Finds Optimism After the Wild

  • “The Year I Turned 21” Is Fantastic, Not the Zeitgeist Hype

    Ayra Starr turned 21 in 2023. But like stars, her reflection is in retrospect. Hence, her second album, “The Year I Turned 21” (TYIT21), appears a year later, aligning perfectly with her birthday. In notice of this, her age-themed albums draw a specific parallel to the British music icon Adele. One can argue that Ayra Starr’s music and sonic concerns are different, but the universality of the experience of marking youth and independence is intact.

    Age 21 was also a year of many firsts for Ayra. She came into 2023 with Sability and ended the year with appearances on two American movie soundtrack albums (Creed 3 and SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE) and a posthumous album of the legendary Bob Marley. She went on her first world tour. She was named Amazon’s Breakthrough Artist of 2023. She climbed the O2 stage for the first time at Rema’s “Ravage Uprising” show. A title doesn’t get more specific. “The Year I Turned 21” is a more profound title than a chronological buildup on her “19 & Dangerous” debut.

    Now enjoying some career moments that surpass most of her predecessors’, conversations about Ayra’s music shift her to a trajectory that may transcend her into Afropop’s matriarch. Alongside Tems, she’s the anointed leader of the new uprising of female Afropop singers. These favourable speculations are fever pitches as her quick conferment majorly rests on the merits and success of her sophomore album.

    The music is saying…

    “I learned to be gangster, way from these dark times,” Ayra shares in Birds Sing of Money, opener of “TYIT21.” She spends the rest of the album owning that fearless identity, finding and defining what it means for her to be 21. How does she separate a fugazi from true love, independent versus dependent? Does she want to express freedom or curb enthusiasm, be a baby or face adulthood, keep her guard up or be a goofy youth, be a people-pleaser or live carefree, workaholism or chill and enjoy the fruits of labour?

    Ayra’s music blends styles — afrobeats, hip-hop, pop, R&B, ragga, dancehall, house, amapiano, indie folk — to probe her conflicting feelings. She plasters them all against the backdrop of her career, expanding celebrity and blooming 20s. Her lyrics can be saccharine, but don’t get to a conventional bore. 

    With numerous global achievements just four years into her music career, Ayra has built her universe so high that the chant on Birds Song of Money ceremoniously likens her to the stars that light up the night. Forty seconds into the song, whose also uneasy but organised violin, heavy hip-hop drums, breezy strings, chiming chords, and reggae undertones thump with a threatening assertiveness, yet it’s also calm and composed, one marvels at the pure sonic mastery. Fantastic production by London and Marvey Again.

    Her melodies are flexible, as is the boomeranging flow she spins on the P2J-produced Goodbye (Warm Up), featuring Asake. Ayra shows a toxic partner the door out, while Asake plays the heartbroken, self-righteous partner who lowkey won’t let go. His verse’s almost introspective that it convinces chronic gossip blog readers that it’s likely his response to his recently broken relationship. Ayra and Asake share chemistry, but this song’s strangely a mellow track hatched for the TikTok girlies and intimate parties like aprtment life where she previewed the song in April.

    The already-released Commas sports an upbeat composition, interestingly just a tone and pitch away from Tekno’s Peace of Mind. Exchange ataraxis for financial merit, and you have a testament to Ayra’s increasing multiple-stream incomes and quality mindset. Commas has joyful production and melodies, though those overshadow its simplistic message that charges listeners to fight dirty for their dreams if they have to. All there is to know about the commitment to excellence is in her lines: “Dreams come true, if na fight / Fight the fight, make you no go tire / Fire dey go.” Perhaps it’s why it took fifteen versions and three producers (Ragee, London and AOD) to get the officially released Commas, according to her revelation during a recent sit-down with Billboard.

    “Commitment to excellence” is a watchword she carries to her interviews these days. An evidence of that is her passage into the global music scene that fully unlocked after her appearance at the 66th Grammy Awards, where she was an inaugural nominee for the Best African Music Performance category. Put that moment into a lyrics generator, and Drake’s “Started from the bottom, now here we here” will pop up. She was excited to be there. So were the Western press and industry players warmed up to the new African music star girl. But frankly, her trajectory to own a seat among existing envelope-pushers like Tiwa Savage, Yemi Alade, and Simi has taken shape since her savvy, critically acclaimed 2022 “19 & Dangerous” debut album. It has a few national hits that pushed her over to international eyesight.

    In Woman Commando, featuring Anitta (Brazil) and Coco Jones (U.S.), Ayra brags about flexing her squad and carrying everyone along, sounding confident and pleased as the production reverberates Ragee’s bass-heavy house instrumental. It’s a straight jam.

    The album’s upbeat energy descends as Ayra segues into a lover’s mood. She flirts in Control, which interpolates Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie, and she’s tipsy and ebullient on a potential one-night stand. She opens herself up to emotional attachment, but it soon gets tiring on the Lagos Love Story that sounds like a love song that’s trying too hard. It’s mechanical and an unnecessary segue into the lively Rhythm & Blues (produced by Sparrq). [ad][/ad]

    On 21, the album’s theme song, the weight of emotional distress, adulthood, self-reliance, boundaries and (it goes without saying) enjoying the fruits of her hard work weighs on her. It’s a niggle of new baggage, not a pity cry. When Ayra’s on an R&B production, her command of her emotions grip. It’s no surprise she’s convinced she writes better sad songs. This production by Fwdslxsh, KillSept and Mike Hector is a convincing ambience. Hopefully, an R&B album is in her future.

    It gets fragile on Last Heartbreak Song. Ayra throws away a one-sided love while American brittle-baritone vocalist Giveon chides himself for letting a real love slip away. This song dates back to the “19 & Dangerous” recording session with Loudaa, but is there a heartbreak song that retains the prospect of intimacy? It’s the Last Heartbeat Song.

    Still laid-back, Mystro takes on the next production. Bad Vibez featuring Seyi Vibez slides us back to Afropop. It’s bouncing over a plush R&B ballad to ward off negative energy, likely the internet moralists that police her short skirts and experimental fashion. It’s an exciting collaboration that elitist listeners would enjoy if they were open-minded to the magic of street-pop. To close out the song, she rhymes that she’s still eating off her last hit. It makes an arguable case for the boldest line in Afrobeats in recent times since Asake’s “I know I just blow, but I know my set.”

    The songs hop from youthful exuberance to love matters and mental well-being. As Ayra presents herself as a success model, she also grounds herself in her reality as a curious adolescent who knows she has time to learn from more mistakes and has her whole life ahead of her. 

    Orun is a cry to the heavens. It’s as evocative about personal longings and celebrity pressure as it’s declarative about forging ahead, past mistakes, and regrets. It’s a confessional, mezzo-forte track that draws hips into a slow whine. 

    Jazzy’s Song (cooked by PPriime) comes next, and it’s a turn-up song that unexpectedly samples Wande Coal’s You Bad and alludes to it as Don Jazzy’s likely favourite song rather than a tribute to her jolly label boss and influential music producer. Indeed, it’s a hit but feels out of place between two mid-tempo, emotionally charged tracks. This arrangement hardly lets listeners fully unpack and tie up emotions. It throws the listener in the middle of mood swings.

    She trusts Johnny Drill to soundtrack the following 1942. It’s a delicate cut that expresses Ayra’s and her brother Milar’s fear of losing everything they’ve worked hard for. Their duality picks up here: the despair of loss drowns them in a pool of liquor, but they still hold to their faith like an anchor.

    The closing track is a letter to her late dad, hoping she’s making him proud. Ayra’s mum’s voice starts the song by encouraging Ayra to live a full life. Her siblings also recount their ages and strides. One can hear the pain and pride in their voices, the kind that desperately hopes that their departed one sees what they’re making out of themselves. The song, produced by Remdolla, echoes out with a proud statement from Ayra’s mum that translates to the track’s title: The Kids Are Alright

    Conclusion

    The bonus song, Santa, thematically has no place on this album. It’s just an expansion and numbers strategy that’ll drive up streams and cement Ayra as the first female Nigerian artist to hit 20 million monthly listeners on Spotify. Get your money, girl!

    Looking outside in, being young and successful is one of the coolest things one can be, but it can also be an overwhelming position. Aside from squaring with life and the natural struggle to maintain success, being a female recording and performing artist means working multiple times harder and smarter than the other gender. If this is the evolution of the girl superstar who was once 19 and dangerous, it’s partially true. Most of her story thrives in gaiety, youthful innocence, vulnerability and self-affirmation.

    With 15 songs, “TYIT21” arrives as a lengthy, nuanced moment Ayra’s having with herself. Rather than a conceptual and narrative album, it’s a string of songs linked by recurring themes: heartbreak and love, happiness and melancholy, openness and boundaries, self-promise and tributes. This is the music you get when endeavouring to memento vivere because personal moments are fleeting, fond memories become distant, and emotions get unhealthily managed. This is the music that makes Ayra feel 21. It’s tough to say the same for the listeners, though.

    Compared with her coming-of-age “19 and Dangerous”, “The Year I Turned 21” is her most poignant and impressive work — an album of the year contender. Throughout the album, Ayra stays the dominant voice, in control. Its writing is sustainable, production is high-value, and there’s no Americanisation of the features. It’s just real and bad Afrobeats music. Although the arrangement could have been smoother, not moving tempo to tempo without consistently keeping the listener grounded.

    “TYIT21” would garner facile praise and embrace, considering its Zeitgeist hype, convincing rollout, major anticipation, and the currently uninspiring music year. But it’d need time to find its place as that crowning sophomore. This is subjectively a premature evaluation anyway.

    According to Polish poet Stanislaw Jerzy Lec, youth is the gift of nature; age is a work of art. Hopefully, Ayra Starr continues to stay alive to her feelings, with more virtuosos to craft them into songs at every juncture of her life.

    If You’re Trying to Get Into Arya’s Music, We Asked Chat GPT to Rank Some of Her Biggest Songs For You

  • We Asked Chat GPT to Rank Some of Ayra Starr’s Biggest Songs

    No one is serving bops like Ayra Starr right now. Our sabi girl has been steady giving us back-to-back hits since 2021, and now, she drops her sophomore album, The Year I Turned 21, in less than 24 hours.

    Since AI likes to prove it knows shit, we decided to put it to the test and asked it to rank Ayra’s biggest songs since her debut single, Away

    Diamond in The Rough (DITR)

    AI decided to start with the most soul-searching number on this list. Released in 2021 as one of the singles off her self-titled EP, Ayra described this song as “An Ode to Gen Z”. It’s the kind of vulnerable track you’ll put on if you’ve exhausted your “God abeg” bundle as a young person living in Nigeria.

    Sare

    If you ever loved Orere Elejigbo by the Lijadu sisters, then you’d have been among those who were stunned into wonderment when Ayra sampled the song and put her spin to it in Sare, another song off her debut EP. This song is so fire, and it gave us a taste of what Sabi Girl had planned for the future. In almighty 2024, we can’t complain that it has a spot on this list. 

    Fashion Killer

    Have you ever seen a bad bitch who doesn’t burn you because of how dangerously hot she is? This bad bitch can’t relate, and this was exactly Ayra Starr’s message to the girlies in Fashion Killer. Off her debut EP, it remains an anthem in fashion shows across Africa. Ayra did that, and it appears AI realises the real by placing this song on this spot. 

    Beggie Beggie

    Ayra has had many successful collabos since she blew up, but who can ever forget her insane run with C-Kay on Beggie Beggie? If Away was the “Men are trash” anthem, this track off Ayra’s 19 and Dangerous debut album was the reminder that women can in fact be desperate lovers who want all the TLC from a man. With over 10m YouTube views today, it definitely deserves to be on this list. 

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    Away

    Is it us or is artificial intelligence actually doing a thing with this ranking? Away had a mad grip on the girlies in 2021, and was the sickest “Men are trash” anthem at the time. With rebellious lyrics like “You can never be the man I stan, You can never be the one for me. Take away your troubles. And leave me be,” Ayra ate so bad.

    Away made Ayra one of the resident “landlords” of the Apple Music chart in Nigeria, butting heads with the big three. The song’s official music video currently has over 11 million YouTube views.

    Rush

    If there’s any Ayra Starr song that bangs with the same level of infectiousness when it dropped and now, it’ll have to be Rush. In arguably her biggest hit to date, Ayra reminds us that we should focus our energy on chasing that paper and forget the haters, with lines like “Me no getty time for the hate and the bad energy. Got my mind on my money” And boy, did we listen? Rush had such a successful run that it made history as the first solo song by a Nigerian female artist to hit 300 million views on YouTube. 

    Bloody Samaritan

    We’ve all been waiting to see how Chat GPT will move for this spot, and it looks like it understood the assignment. Three years after Ayra blessed us with this, if Bloody Samaritan comes on right now, no one can look you in the eyes to yarn nonsense. With lines like “I’m a ticking dynamite” and “Them no fit kill my vibe”, it’s the self-empowerment anthem we didn’t know we needed. 

    The lead single off her 2021 debut album, 19 & Dangerous, shot Ayra into the global music space, with the iconic Kelly Rowland hopping on a remix. AI knows you can’t make a list of Ayra’s iconic songs and not include this one. 

    If we task Chat GPT in another year or two, Commas, Rhythm and Blues, and Sability all 2022 to 2024 songs, should better make the list.

    Take this quiz: Only True Starrs Can Match 8/10 Ayra Starr Lyrics To The Song

  • The Top Trending Nigerian Songs of 2022

    2022 might’ve come and gone, but the music we got that year was premium vibes. From Asake’s arrival and eventual takeover to Pheelz’s turn from hit producer to hit singer, the music scene was on fire. These were the 15 songs Nigerians rinsed the most, according to TurnTable Charts

    1. Buga (Lo Lo Lo) — Kizz Daniel

    Kizz Daniel created an anthem for Nigerian mummies and aunties worldwide. Buga (Lo Lo Lo) was the one song that united Nigerians across generations. This jam was like crack in music form, so it makes sense that it’s the biggest song of 2022. 

    Songwriters: Yung Willis and Anidugbe Oluwatobiloba

    Produced by: Reward Beatz and Blaise Beatz

    2. Bandana — Fireboy DML featuring Asake 

    Fireboy has been on a roll since his 2018 debut single Jealous became a national anthem. Recognising another baby legend in the making in his label mate, Fireboy brought Asake on board for Bandana, the unforgettable second single off his 2022 Playboy album. 

    Songwriters: Adedamola Adefolahan 

    Produced by: P.Prime

    3. Overloading (OVERDOSE) — Mavin All Stars

    With huge shoes to fill following the successes of Mavin bangers like Dorobucci, Adaobi and Looku Looku, the new school of Don Jazzy’s post-Mo’Hits project came in guns blazing on their 2022 joint effort, Overloading (OVERDOSE). Featuring standout performances from Ayra Starr, Boy Spyce and Crayon, the song proved that Don Jazzy’s pension is in safe hands. 

    Songwriters: Alexander Adewunmi Adelabu, Charles Chibueze Chukwu, Ladipo Eso, Oluwadamilare Aderibigbe, Oyinkansola Sarah Aderibigbe, Prince Omoferi, Treasure Apiafi Banigo and Ugbekile David Osemeke 

    Produced by: Don Jazzy 

    4. Sungba Remix — Asake featuring Burna Boy 

    We’ve already offered reasons why Asake’s Sungba is one of the greatest songs ever. But why settle for having a song that’s a GOAT when you could feature a GOAT on its remix? Well, that’s what Asake asked himself when he called on Burna Boy to deliver one of his best verses ever on the remix of Sungba. We’ll always remember life in two parts: life before the Sungba remix dropped and life after Burna Boy sang, “Tell me what you see when you look at me?” 

    Songwriters: Ahmed Olalade Asake and Damini Ebunoluwa Ogulu 

    Produced by: Magicsticks

    5. Calm Down Remix — Rema featuring Selena Gomez

    We’ve only ever had two Nigerian artistes crack the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart: Wizkid with Essence and One Dance, and Tems with WAIT FOR U and Essence. But with the remix of Calm Down, Rema officially joined this elite list. While we initially had doubts about this remix, months and months of hearing it everywhere has made us forget that an original even existed, and that’s how you know a remix actually works. 

    Songwriters: Alexandre Uwaifo, Divine Ikubor, Amanda Ibanez, Michael Hunter and Selena Gomez

    Produced by: Andre Vibez and London

    6. Peace Be Unto You — Asake 

    Dropping Peace Be Unto You after a string of hits with Omo Ope, Sungba and Palazzo, Asake stepped into the musical ring with the confidence and badassery of Adonis Creed himself. With this song which samples the viral “E dey carry me where I no know” clip, Asake reminded everyone that even though he was finally having his moment in 2022, he’d been around for a long time, and his reign was inevitable — “I just blow, but omo, I know myself.” 

    Songwriters: Ahmed Olalade Asake 

    Produced by: Magicsticks

    7. Last Last — Burna Boy 

    Chopping breakfast might be sad, but who says you can’t turn your pain into a massive hit? At least, that’s what Burna Boy did with his biggest song yet since Ye. Throwing a Toni Braxton sample into the mix, Last Last became the unofficial song of summer 2022, solidifying Burna Boy’s position as a leader in the exportation of new school afrobeats. 

    Songwriters: Damini Ebunoluwa Ogulu, Fred Jerkins III, Harvey Mason Jr, James Malcolm Olagundoye, LaShawn Daniels, Mikael Haataja, Robert Laukkanen, Rodney Jerkins, Samuel Haatja and Santeri Kauppinen. 

    Produced by: Chopstix, Mds, Off & Out and Ruuben. 

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    8. Baddest Boy Remix — Skiibii featuring Davido

    “She go chop Nigerian koboko, straight from Magodo.” We all know what “koboko” means in this context, but why is it from Magodo? We still need the association of Magodo residents to explain how and why their kobokos entered the mix. Still, there’s no denying the Davido effect on the remix to this 2022 party starter. 

    Songwriters: Davido and Skiibii

    Produced by: Runcheck

    9. Peru Remix — Fireboy DML featuring Ed Sheeran 

    When Fireboy DML announced Ed Sheeran would be on the remix of his hit song, Peru, many people were shocked, but not us. While the collaboration sounded a bit off on paper, true Fireboy stans could’ve seen this from a mile away. Apart from being resident musical lover boys, Need You, the opening track to Fireboy’s 2019 album, Laughter, Tears & Goosebumps, sounds exactly like Ed Sheeran’s 2014 Tenerife Sea. This collaboration was a match made in musical heaven from the very start. 

    Songwriters: Ed Sheeran, Fireboy DML, Ivory Scott, Klton and Shizzi

    Produced by: Shizzi and Kolten Sippiboy Perine 

    10. Omo Ope Remix — Asake featuring Olamide

    Arguably one of the biggest songs of 2022, Asake came out of nowhere and turned 2022 on its head with his smash hit, Omo Ope. Featuring the hardest working Nigerian rapper, Olamide, it was hard not to fall in love with this song, especially when those backup vocals kick-in with “Mo saare f’owo mi sh’aye”. 

    Songwriters: Ahmed Olalade Asake and  Olamide Adedeji

    Produced by: Magicsticks

    11. Terminator — Asake 

    Is Terminator the greatest Nigerian love song of all time? Maybe. Asake was deep in his lover boy bag when he made this banger about finding someone and holding on to the romantic contract they’d signed. That’s the type of love we’re looking for on these single-pringle streets. 

    Songwriters: Ahmed Olalade Asake and Olamide Adedeji

    Produced by: Magicsticks

    12. PALAZZO — DJ Spinall featuring Asake 

    Hopping on the never-ending DJ Spinall train of collaborations, Asake delivered what could only be described as part club hit, part church thanksgiving anthem. Palazzo came right after the Sungba remix with Burna Boy, setting the stage for the singer’s epic year of back-to-back hits. 

    Songwriters: Ahmed Olalade Asake and Olamide Adedeji

    Produced by: Spinall and Magicsticks

    13. Don’t Call — Lil Kesh featuring Zinoleesky 

    Remember when Lil Kesh had us all in a shoki-hold back in the day? This guy was the reason Olamide banned Don Jazzy from the mainland, and then, he just disappeared for a while. Lil Kesh finally made a splashy return to the scene with the Zinoleesky-assisted, Don’t Call Me, and God knows we rinsed this song like there was no tomorrow. We all love a good comeback story. 

    Songwriters: Lil Kesh and Zinleesky

    14. For My Hand — Burna Boy featuring Ed Sheeran 

    It’s safe to assume that a Burna Boy and Ed Sheeran song will always slap. Teaming up again after they carried Stormzy’s 2019 Own It on their backs, For My Hand is further proof that their chemistry is as potent as ever. 

    Songwriters: Damini Ogulu, Ed Sheeran and Richard Isong

    Produced by: P2J

    15. Finesse — Pheelz featuring BNXN 

    We’ve begged Nigerian musicians to leave Folake alone, but they’ve clearly put cement in their ears because Pheelz and BNXN continued the train with Finesse. And honestly, we were not mad at it. This song reminded us it’s okay to be broke. As a matter of fact, it encouraged us to own our lack of funds with our chests. 

    If you thought this song was a banger, wait until you listen to the live version with this sick backup choir

    Songwriters: Daniel Benson, Ishola Owolabi Michael and Phillip Kayode Moses 

    Produced by: Pheelz

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  • The Best Songs of 2023 (So Far), Ranked By Their Chances of Surviving Till Detty December

    Can you believe we’re already four months into 2023? It feels like just a few weeks ago, we were making New Year resolutions and plans to conquer 2023, and now, we have eight months left. 

    We’ve had so many hits between January and April, but these seven are some of the best. But will they still bang by the time IJGBs come back for Detty December? We have the answers. 

    Yoga — Asake 

    Asake’s Mr Money with the Vibes was probably the biggest album of 2022. From Terminator to Joha, Asake’s voice was everywhere in December. After dropping songs every two weeks, Asake took some time off before dropping Yoga in 2023. The song showed us a zen Asake, who’s taking time away from the party scene to wear white and meditate by the beach (God, when?). It was the perfect song to start the year with and a testament to the artiste’s versatility. 

    Chances of surviving till December: I highly doubt it. Yoga is too calm for the gragra of Detty December. The holidays are about hyper energy, so imagine people screaming, “Palazzo, jiggy, burger..” instead of chanting, “Yoga yoga”.   

    GWAGWALADA — BNXN, Kizz Daniel and Seyi Vibez

    BNXN’s decision to make a song about Gwagwalada in Abuja is almost as random as the two artistes he chose to feature, yet somehow it all works perfectly. The Sarz-produced beat is BNXN’s to devour, and he eats it up like the shawarma he mentions in the song. Kizz Daniel and Seyi Vibez also make memorable appearances here. 

    Chances of surviving till December: Even though Finesse came out a year ago in 2022, there’s a higher chance of that song soundtracking Detty December parties as opposed to Gwagwalada.  

    Stamina — Tiwa Savage, Young Jonn and Ayra Starr 

    Tiwa Savage, Young Jonn and Ayra Starr’s Stamina is the consent anthem we didn’t know we needed until it was released. Produced by frequent Asake collaborator, MagicSticks, the song finds Ayra offering to do sexy kung fu with her lover, while Tiwa and Young Jonn engage in an intense back and forth that Chioma explains better in her SYDHT recap of the video

    Chances of surviving till December: While Stamina is a major jam, there’s a high chance it’ll sound like a throwback song when it comes up in the club when Detty December rolls around. 

    Who’s Your Guy? — Spyro and Tiwa Savage 

    With all the shoutouts on Who’s Your Guy?, the Spyro and Tiwa Savage hit could easily be an owambe song. Giving us a much needed break from songs about bumbum, hustling and popping champagne, Who’s Your Guy? is a beautiful song that talks about the importance of friendship and checking in on your tribe. Knowing all the craziness happening around the world, we all need to be more invested in each other, now, more than ever. 

    Chances of surviving till December: Be prepared to hear this song every time someone orders Azul for their table in December, and also on every IJGB’s TikTok or Reel when they connect with the friends they left behind in Nigeria. 

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    Sability — Ayra Starr

    No other artist captures the defiant “I’m a bad bitch” Gen Z energy like Ayra Starr. Sability, her Awilo Longomba-inspired first single of 2023 tows the same lane as Bloody Samaritan and Rush, with Ayra reminding everyone that she’s that girl; the original sabi girl. 

    Chances of surviving till December: This is a jam for baddies, and being a baddie isn’t a seasonal job; it’s a year-round lifestyle. There’s a high chance you’ll hear Sability on the insta stories of those IJGB girls who live and breathe NollyBabe’s fashion. 

    UNAVAILABLE — Davido and Musa Keys 

    Davido is a master hitmaker and that’s on Mary and her little lamb. Despite the tragic events of last year, Davido somehow manages to find and share joy through his album, Timeless, especially on the Musa Keys-assisted amapiano hit, UNAVAILABLE. Our ever-so-generous king also made sure the TikTok dance challenge for the song was easy, smooth and inclusive because not all of us have Gen Z legwork energy. I stan. 

    Chances of surviving till December: This is the anthem most offices will hear as soon as they close for the year. Everyone on holiday for Detty December will probably post their UNAVAILABLE video on social media for their co-workers and haters. How else will your boss know not to send you emails in December? 

    Holiday — Rema

    Nothing unites Nigerians more than a grass-to-grace story, and boy, did my inner spirit feel it when Rema sang, “I will never forget the time wey bad belle dem cast us away. Fast forward to today, every day na holiday.” 

    Even though 2022’s Calm Down has refused to allow Holiday get the love it deserves, this song is further evidence that proves yet again that Rema hasn’t missed since 2019

    Chances of surviving till December: The song is literally called Holiday, and you think it won’t bang during the biggest holiday of the year? Chelsea, come on now. This is the ultimate Detty December banger. 

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  • The Ultimate 30+ Guide to Understanding Nigerian Pop Culture

    Keeping up with Nigerian pop culture is hard, no matter how old you are. But for the 30+ community trying to blend in with the youngins, all the new slang, artistes, and concepts can be stressful to navigate. 

    Source: Zikoko Memes

    If you’re 30+ and ready to finesse kids on Blue Ivy’s internet (Blue Ivy is Beyonce’s daughter, by the way), this article is for you. 

    Fireboy and Joeboy are two different boys 

    Source: Zikoko

    These two blew up the same year, have dreadlocks and similar names, so I can’t blame you for the confusion. Why didn’t one of them change the “Boy” in their name to “Man”? 

    Fireboy, Source: Instagram/FireboyDML

    This is Fireboy (DML, if you’re feeling extra spicy), and he’s responsible for hits like Jealous, Champion and Bandana with Asake. 

    Joeboy, Source: Okay Africa

    Meanwhile, Joeboy is responsible for Nobody with Deejay Neptunes and Mr Eazi, Baby and Sip (Alcohol)

    Music videos don’t always have to match their songs

    Remember when P-Square sang Busy Body, a club song, in an actual club? 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqdiULiEJG8

    Or the time Styl Plus sang about a buka and created an animated one because the real Iya Basira was still looking for them? 

    Things have changed for the new generation because music videos these days rarely match the song they’ve been shot for. A forest, masquerades and floral canoes don’t exactly come to mind when you hear a song called Party No Dey Stop. But here we are. 

    Let’s explain what it means to be a baddie, simp or toxic

    Keeping up with internet lingo is so hard we had to create a Twitter dictionary for the masses. But since we didn’t cover “Baddie”, “Simp” or “Toxic”, I’m here to give a quick extramural class. 

    Source: Zikoko Memes

    Baddie is derived from “Bad bitch”. It describes anyone whose fashion, looks, and energy is always on point. Like the legendary philosopher Ice Spice once said, “She a baddie, she know she a ten”. But while baddie is mostly used for women, it’s totally gender-neutral. Men can be baddies too. Ask Drake. 

    Source: Instagram/ChampagnePapi

    You know when you like someone and all rational thoughts exit your brain and you start acting like a mumu? Yes, that’s what it means to be a simp. Simp is a noun and a verb (I stan a multipurpose queen), so you could be a simp or be caught simping over someone who probably saved your number as “Don’t answer, Ikeja.” 

    Source: Zikoko Memes

    Finally, toxic on the internet and in real life aren’t that different. People could either be toxic or have toxic energy, meaning they have bad vibes through and through. These people are usually on the wrong side of every conversation or wicked for no good reason. Avoid toxic people like Nigerian politicians avoid EFCC. 

    Alté isn’t just a genre of music, it’s a lifestyle 

    Source: Mikey Oshai

    I know the last time you attended an alté class in 2018, they told you it was a new genre of music coined from the word “Alternative”. Well, things have changed because alté is pretty much a lifestyle now. From how people dress (very individualistic and Y2K-inspired) to how they pose for pictures. You could literally look at someone and say, “This person is very alté”, and it doesn’t always mean they’re making alté music. 

    These are the correct lyrics to that “Jonah Paran Ran” song 

    This tweet lives rent-free in my head, and honestly, I can’t blame the person — Nigerian lyrics are getting more complicated by the day. Do you know how many words Rema has made up between 2019 and 2023? 

    Anyway, the song’s title is Ijo (Laba Laba), and it’s by Mavin Records singer, Crayon. 

    Happy to be of service.

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    Why is every song on TikTok five times faster than the actual song? 

    You see the patience the older generation had when they listened to six-minute songs? This new TikTok generation doesn’t have that time. 

    Our songs are always around the two-minute mark, and even that’s too long, hence the creation of 30-second sped-up songs. Our attention span has reached an all-time low, and with millions of videos uploaded daily on TikTok, no one has time for songs at their original tempo. Keep it moving. 

    This is not a belt, it’s a skirt, and we have proof 

    Source: Zikoko

    I know what you’re thinking: How does this work as a skirt? I’ll leave this part to Ayra Starr because if there’s one thing sabi girl has taught us, it’s that length is a function of your mind

    These are the faces that’ll determine if a Nollywood movie will slap or not

    Source: Nolly Babes

    Seeing Genevieve Nnaji and Emeka Ike on a Nollywood poster back in the day meant one of two things: It’s either Genevieve was the bad campus girl Emeka was trying to tame or she was the girl Emeka was willing to fight Ernest Obi for. But one thing was certain, these faces meant the film would bang. 

    So who should you look out for now that all your fave old Nollywood actors have become directors, producers and influencers? Let me help you.

    Source: IMDB

    Tobi Bakre — Gangs of Lagos and Brotherhood 

    Source: Instagram/GenovevaUmeh

    Genovevah Umeh — Blood Sisters and Far From Home 

    Source: Instagram/BimboAdemoye

    Bimbo Ademoye — Anikulapo and Sugar Rush 

    Source: Tech Cabal

    Efa Iwara — This Lady Called Life and King of Boys: Return of the King

    Baggy jeans are back—in fact, we’re just copying and pasting looks from the 1990s and 2000s

    Source: RollingstoneUK

    I hope you didn’t throw all your Phat Farm and FUBU jeans away because trust me when I tell you they’re now hot cake on the fashion scene. The new generation of street-style lovers are simply adding a little razzle dazzle to the looks you grew up seeing in music videos on Channel O back in the day. Fashion is more or less a remix at this point with a new rap verse. 

    Vic O and Speed Darlington are not the same, please 

    I will not stand for anyone comparing or mistaking two legends for one another. Vic O walked so that Speed Darlington could run. He’s the rapper responsible for ending Drake and Meek Mill’s beef in 2018 with this banger.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7gwo6ktD7Y

    Meanwhile, Speed Darlington is more famous for his online videos that blur the line between skit and reality. He’s also a rapper in his spare time. 

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  • I Made Sense of Tiwa Savage’s ‘Stamina’ Music Video So You Don’t Have To

    Ever since Tiwa Savage came out and told us Somebody’s Son is a gospel song, I haven’t listened to any of her songs without thinking long and hard about what they might actually mean. So when the video for Stamina dropped, a light bulb went off in my head, and I finally knew this was what the song was REALLY about.

    The beginning of the video looks like what you’ll see while trying to pick your Mortal Kombat character.

    “She’s a runner, she’s a track star”

    The song starts, and it might feel like Tiwa Savage is going on about someone needing stamina and asking them to come closer, so she can know they’ve got her.

    But just take a look at her,

    Her eyes are shining like that because she’s trying to use her hypnotic powers on her enemies

    She’s actually telling them they’ll have to be really strong to fight her, and she can deal with them, but she won’t do it without their permission. Which is why she says, “oya raga mo mi now”.

    The god of strength,Young Jonn, responds to her, but instead of addressing the issue at hand – Tiwa asking to beat the shege out of him – he tells her to clap for herself, because all her threats sound like goody-goody to his ears.

    Now, I don’t know if he’s being serious or calling her bluff. Either way, I just need to know, when will the gidigbo I came for actually start? 

    I want to see Tiwa sending thunder to strike somebody while Ayra Starr runs circles around another person, but at this point, I’ll take them arm wrestling. Someone sha needs to make an actual attempt to squash this beef.

    Like me, Ayra Starr is tired of dancing around the matter on ground and starts her verse by making it very clear; she’s been checking her calendar and can’t wait forever. They should jiggy jagga, engage in gidigbo, have a 1-on-1, anyhow they want to put it, let the fighting start.

    But she doesn’t stop there. She’s been waiting ages for this fight, so when she starts mentioning all the fighting techniques she has in her arsenal, like the sexy Kung Fu and the tango for two, I can see where she’s coming from.

    Young Jonn sings the chorus again, but this time he’s in Hades mode and now I fully understand it.

    Remember how he was dressed in white the first time, and was trying to flirt his way out of a war?

    Honestly, I too would succumb to similar tactics if Tiwa Savage AND Ayra Starr threatened to drag my ass to war.

    Well now it’s his turn to threaten the two goddesses as per, don’t think because I’m smiling with you, I don’t have strength, things can turn left real quick.

    The video ends with Tiwa Savage in the Garden of Eden.

    They look like flamingos

    Please, don’t let this confuse you. Just know she’s showing off her army to her enemies and reminding them one last time that although she’s a soft-life goddess, if they make her leave her garden, they will see the back of their heads.

    Okay, now I’m done reaching.

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  • 12 Nigerian Lyrics Your Mother Would Allow You Tattoo on Your Body

    It’s common knowledge that Nigerian parents don’t like tattoos, but what if we told you there are some Nigerian lyrics they’d actually want you to have as tattoos?

    Let’s get into it. 

    The chorus of Kizz Daniel’s Buga 

    If there’s one thing we learnt in 2022, it’s that Nigerian mummies and aunties love Kizz Daniel’s Buga. It’s like Baby Shark, but for 40+ women who love WhatsApp. It’ll be hard for your mum to say “no” to a tattoo of her favourite song. Try “So far, so good. Ko ni baje” first and see. 

    “Jesu Kristi loba wa” — Sability by Ayra Starr

    A tattoo that shows your mum she raised a good child who stans Jesus and Ayra Starr? Come on, there’s no way a Nigerian mother will fight this tattoo. 

    “Today Germany, tomorrow na London” — Loaded by Tiwa Savage and Asake

    You’re basically prophesying into your life, and your mother has to be the weapon fashioned against you if she decides to hate on this tattoo. 

    “I see darkness all around, but I know I’m the light” — Electricity by Pheelz and Davido 

    This is the equivalent of getting the lyrics to Sinach’s I Know Who I Am tattooed on your left thigh or back. Your mother would be proud of you for recognising your purpose in life and writing it in ink. 

    “Pay me my salary. I want to marry” — Anita by The Cavemen. 

    A focused child who wants to make money and give their mother a wedding (and potentially, grandchildren)? Nigerian mothers are sending BCS right now to boast about you to their frenemies. 

    “E kira fun mummy mi o” — Ojuelegba by Wizkid

    You’re literally hailing her and asking everyone to celebrate her too. How can any mother be mad at that? Make it make sense. 

    “Before dem use me, I go use my sense” — Peace Be Unto You by Asake

    I doubt the woman who told you to “put it on her head” when you asked stupid questions about where to put stuff growing up will be mad at you for telling the world you’re ten steps ahead of them. Nigerian mothers like to talk about “common sense” a lot, so it’s just common sense to know they’d love this tattoo. 

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    “I’ve never stopped in my life, so tell me, why would I stop now?” — Never Stopped by BNXN

    A resilient icon. Even your mother will stan. 

    “Wake up in the morning, Hallelujah. Chasing the money, chasing the bag” — Won Da Mo by The Mavins

    A tattoo that says you’re a prayerful child of God and a hard worker who refuses to settle is the best way to get your mother to not only approve your tattoo, but pay for it too. Shoutout to Rema for the cheat code. 

    “Dem never see me coming” — Bandana by Fireboy DML and Asake 

    Inshallah, your enemies will never see you coming. 

    “I stand strong (insert your name) no go minus” — Stand Strong by Davido and Sunday Service Choir 

    A choir is involved. That’s all you need to defend a tattoo of this line from Davido’s hit. Your mother will switch to your side the moment she gets this info. 

    “Moving with currency, I’m on a foreign p” — WO WO by Miz, BNXN and Blaqbonez

    The only time this tattoo will backfire is if you’re poor, and its message doesn’t match your lifestyle. Who doesn’t love dollars and pounds here and there. 

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  • What Exactly Is Ayra Starr on About in “Sability”?

    When Ayra Starr called herself a sabi girl on Rush, she knew exactly what she was saying. And she’s gone ahead to prove it in numerous ways, from her fashion sense to incredible music videos, and now, her latest single, Sability.

    The song is a self-hype anthem. Ayra spends two minutes 47 seconds reminding everyone that she didn’t call herself “sabi girl” just because.

    But while the general public has fallen in love with the song, people keep asking what the lyrics actually mean.

    As members of the Sabi Nation, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to break them down and clear all the confusion in your minds.

    E le oh 

    Dey greet everybody for here oh

    Padi jo sé sé pele oh 

    Mo ti so fun won tele oh

    Ayra starts by introducing herself to those who might not be clear who exactly she is, warning them of what’s to come.

    Belle oh 

    Deliver like I get belle oh 

    Them say I Dey go cele oh 

    Them say I Dey go cele oh

    A literary queen, Ayra is simply here to let us know that, like a pregnant woman in labour, she has no choice but to deliver smash hits the way she does. Then just because she can, Ayra reminds us about all the times people said she attends the celestial church simply because she calls herself a celestial being.

    Espiritu Fortuna

    I go make you jo dada

    Shey you getty the power

    Sweet passi, amala ketu

    She warned us before, but just in case we thought she was joking, Ayra serves one last warning: the song will be sweeter than amala from Ketu and will make us dance the night away.

    Shinji kagawa 

    Jesu kristi loba wa

    Gat dem falling yakata

    You know as e sabi girl dey do

    Now, for the part that really shows the sability of our Sabi President. Ayra Starr compares herself to football legend, Shinji Kagawa, then gives all the glory to Jesus for making her the sabi girl with the ability to make everyone fall yakata on the dance floor.

    Sability is a bop and a half. And after rinsing this song like thick jeans, we’re convinced Ayra Starr’s sabi girl title isn’t just by mouth because, Ayra, why do you cook like this?

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  • How to Dress Like a Sabi Girl, According to Ayra Starr’s Stylist

    Just like with her music, Ayra Starr is a sabi girl when it comes to fashion. All her looks have the internet shaking and everyone taking screenshots for style inspiration.

    With the release of Ayra’s  latest single, Sability, I caught up with her stylist, Pat Ada Eze, who also styles Ladipoe and Rema, for tips on how to be a sabi girl fashion killer like her muse. 

    You need mini skirts the size of a leather belt from Yaba market 

    The space between the hem of your skirt and your knees must be longer than the third mainland bridge. The goal is to show legs, so what’s the point of wearing a skirt that doesn’t have the word “mini” attached? Add 10 inches to an averaged sized belt, and you’ll get the appropriate length for a mini skirt. Thanks. 

    Bralettes are a must in the sabi girl household 

    It’s not a bra, it’s not a top, it’s somewhere in the middle, and it slaps. You can’t be a sabi girl and not have bralettes of different colours and styles? Please, dear, fix up. 

    Nigeria is hot, but please, wear leather 

    Dress for the weather of your dreams, not the weather you’re experiencing. Think of it as a manifestation technique. 

    Long gloves because you’re British royalty, innit?

    Cover your arms with gloves, so people don’t say you’re exposing your body. Sho get?

    Carry yourself with the energy of a bad bitch 

    A sabi girl is a bad bitch, and that’s on periodt. You need to step into every space like you’re the best thing since sliced bread. When in doubt, listen to Ayra’s Bridgertn or Sability for some sabi girl ginger. 

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    Set and follow trends at the same time 

    People like to say the fashion icon title is reserved for people who set trends, but I’m here to tell you they’re detty liars who live fake lives. A true sabi girl should master being a trendsetter and a follower. The most important thing is to make that trend your own. 

    Give the Euphoria girls a run for their money with your make-up 

    If your make-up doesn’t look like you stepped out of the Euphoria set and left Maddie gagging, then girl, you’re not serious about this sabi girl lifestyle. Your face is a canvas, so create art with it. Be bold and experiment with your look. 

    Wear big boots to step on your haters’ necks 

    Ice Spice once said, “How can I lose when I’m already chose?” 

    But I like to say, “How can your haters step on you when you’re already stepping on them?” Sis, it doesn’t matter whether it’s heels or wedges; just make sure your boots are making a major statement when you pull up. 

    Don’t be afraid to experiment with different hairstyles

    Rihanna has never let her forehead stop her from being great, so sis, why should you? It doesn’t matter if you’ve already found the hair colour that works best for you. Sometimes, take risks with your hair and succeed. Look at Ayra; today, she has red pick and drop, but next week, it might be a blonde ponytail that’ll have Ariana Grande shaking. 

    Be your true sabi girl self and have some fun

    A sabi girl is not defined by fashion rules or society. You dress up for yourself and yourself alone. Play with fashion, find what works for you and reinvent your style as often as you want. You make your own rules, babes. Let them choke. 

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  • 12 Nigerian Songs You Probably Forgot Share the Same Titles

    Have you ever heard a song title and gotten deja vu, like you’ve heard that title before? Well, that’s exactly how I felt when I heard Mavin’s Won Da Mo — Burna Boy dropped a song with the same title almost ten years earlier, in 2013. 

    Because Zikoko pays me to do weird things, I decided to hunt for more songs that share the same title, and let’s just say, the list is long. 

    Jailer 

    Even though Olamide and Asa’s songs share the same title, they couldn’t be more different from each other. While Asa spends time begging for freedom from her jailer AKA Nigeria, Olamide is in another corner begging his own jailer to suffocate him with bumbum. The interesting thing is I agree with both of them. 

    Baddest Boy 

    How do we choose the ultimate bad boy between Skibii, Davido, Banky W, Wizkid and Skales? Well, only one of these men has serious koboko, straight from Magodo. I can’t argue with bars like that. 

    Won Da Mo 

    Mavin’s Won Da Mo was one of the biggest songs of 2022, used in TikToks left, right and centre. Do you want to guess what one of the biggest songs of 2013 was? Yep, Burna Boy’s Won Da Mo. Crazy coincidence of divine alignment? 

    Kilometre or Kilometer

    If Burna Boy is British and BNXN is American, what am I? 

    All Over 

    Between Tiwa Savage wanting to “scatter the club and dance like say na fight” and Magixx willing to wait for ten years because of one person, I don’t know who this love thing was affecting the most. They really meant it when they called their songs All Over, because it’s clear they’re both down bad. 

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    Monalisa 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmnzViCgw6A

    Everybody and their daddy knows Lojay and Sarz’s Monalisa, but what if I told you Ruger also has a song called Monalisa? While Ruger’s version might not be as popular as Lojay’s or his new song, Asiwaju, I’ll give it major props for the hilarious line, “I want to deplete your ozone layer. Give you tungba tungba”.

    Woman 

    Simi and Rema show us that there’s more than one way to hype the superior human species. While Simi takes the “Who runs the world? Girls” path with her Woman, Rema appreciates the physical attributes of the women in his life, regardless of shape or colour — even Patience Ozorkwor gets a shoutout here. 

    Born Again 

    Cruel Santino and Adekunle Gold might not have sang about giving their lives to a higher spiritual power, but at least, they got badass features from Amaarae and Fatouma Diawara respectively. If you thought any of these songs were religious, I’d tell you for free, Santino has a line that goes, “I got your jet wet”. Do with that information what you will. 

    Anoti 

    Almost 13 years after grabbing my attention for the first time with his chorus on M.I’s Fast Money, Fast Cars, Wizkid dropped Anoti, a song that shares the same title as another popular M.I song. However, if there’s one thing Wizkid’s version did, it reminds me I still don’t know the meaning of Anoti, after all these years. Any ideas? 

    Apollo

    The fact that Victony, Tay Iwar and Show Dem Camp don’t see a girl making them catch Apollo as a red flag proves that Nigerian men are the most romantic men on earth. We might do a little bit of cheating here and there, but no one comes close when it’s down to professing love. If you don’t believe me, try other men and see. 

    Energy 

    Whether it’s asking people with bad vibes to stay away, like Skepta and Wizkid on Energy (Stay Far Away), or reminding the haters that they can’t steal my power, like Runtown on Energy, all songs with the word “energy” highkey represent my mood for 2023. 

    Amin  

    Dammy Krane and Ayra Starr’s Amin are two spiritual bops sharing the same name and theme — praying and believing the best is yet to come. 

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  • Here’s What the Top Artist on Your Spotify Wrapped Says About You

    Zodiac signs are great at helping us understand people, but what if I told you a person’s Spotify Wrapped tells you a lot more about their personality than any Leo moon rising sun in Lucozade? 

    Don’t believe me? Continue reading, and let me know if I’m reaching. 

    Asake 

    2022 was your year. You killed it at work and still managed to remain the life of every party you attended. Your vibe is unmatched, and you always know how to have a good time, so people naturally gravitate towards you. While you know many people, you don’t have a lot of actual friends because you’re mysterious like that. There’s also a high chance you asked for a raise this year, and your new salary has everyone at work shook. 

    Omah Lay 

    You’re a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you’re tearing up the dancefloor, and the next, you’re in the corner of a club, crying or overthinking everything. The best part is you’re not ashamed of being vulnerable. Your mental health and space are very important to you, so you’re cautious of the people you let into your life, even though everyone likes you. 

    Ayra Starr 

    You’re either peak Gen Z or a millennial who uses slangs like “Purr” and “It’s giving” unprovoked. People underestimate you a lot and complain about your style or taste, but you don’t care because you’re out here living your best life. 2022 was a great year for you, but you’re always gingered for what’s next, so you’ve already started drafting your 2023 goals. No time to waste. 

    Burna Boy 

    Everyone is always hyping you, and honestly, you deserve it. Can you do with a bit of self-control in your life? Yes. Choosing violence is your favourite thing to do, even when it’s completely unnecessary. You’re great at what you do, but your chaotic nature makes you unpredictable. Hopefully, you’ll learn to calm down in 2023. 

    Tems 

    You’re a bad bitch and you know it. Everything comes effortlessly to you, and 2022 was your best year career-wise. People are constantly guessing what you’re up to, but you love to move in silence, so all they see is results and not the hard work you put in. You’re humble and love to meditate and shit, but your motto is: “Fuck around and find out,” so you’re not above dragging someone’s child for filth.

    The Cavemen

    From music to fashion, old-school trends are the hill you’ve chosen to die on. You like to tell people you were born in the wrong generation, even though there’s nothing anyone can do about it. Speaking your native language is your personality trait, but the gag is your cousins from the village don’t rate you because they believe you’re not speaking it correctly. 

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    Chike 

    Dear, one question: How many weddings did you attend in 2022? You can’t remember? No problem. The money you’ve spent on Aso Ebis this year is enough to buy a Kia Picanto. But if you don’t go to weddings, how will you find your missing rib?  Please, continue listening to Roju and have a good time at the next wedding reception you attend. We love to see it. 

    Show Dem Camp

    You’re 30+ and you don’t like stress. A good Friday night for you involves a good bottle of wine or keg of palm wine, a nice Netflix documentary and food. You and clubs don’t go well. Even when you try to go out, you end up leaving by 10 p.m. because, once again, 30+. The youth corpers and interns in your office want to be like you when they grow up. 

    Dwin, the Stoic 

    You’ve been served breakfast multiple times in 2022, but like eba, still you rise. You’re a hardcore romantic who believes in having one soulmate, so you’re constantly on dating apps and Twitter trying to find them. There’s a strong chance you always complain that Igbo babes are wicked. Still, every time you hear the name Ada or Ifunaya, you’re the first person on the queue to submit relationship application letter. 

    Wizkid 

    You’re the best at what you do, and you know it. You don’t like stress, and you’re the type of person who’ll cut people off when you feel like they’re doing too much. All you want to do is enjoy, date older people and wear outfits that match your shoe. Good for you, boo. 

    Cruel Santino

    We get it. You’re different and quirky. Let us rest, abeg. 

    Kizz Daniel

    You like 40+ music but are not ready to admit it to yourself. All the uncles and aunties in your family are obsessed with you because your presence gives them endorphins. You sometimes say offensive things and then act shocked when people call you out on your bullshit. 

    Yinka Bernie

    Babes, are you okay? Do you need tissue or space? 

    Remember, it’s okay to cry and connect with your emotions. It’s only human, and your vulnerability is what makes you fly. 

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  • These 10 Nigerian Albums Deserved Some Grammy Love

    It’s officially Grammy season. 

    In 2021, Wizkid, Tems, Made and Femi Kuti made it on the Grammy Awards nomination list. This year, with Burna Boy’s Love, Damini  getting two Grammy nominations, and Tems getting two nominations for Wait For You, her collaboration with Drake and Future, it looks like Nigeria will be well represented again. 

    But outside of these artists who’ve already signed attendance with the Grammys before, here are 10 artists and projects we would’ve loved to hear when the nominations were announced. 

    Some Nights I Dream of Doors — Obongjayar 

    Obongjayar’s music is as raw as it gets. Whether he’s urging you to keep hustling on songs like Try and Sugar or reminding you that you deserve better on Tinko Tinko (Don’t Play Me for a Fool), Obongjayar maintains an intense level of honesty and emotion that’s hard to find these days. 

    There’s so much drama in this man’s voice, and even the album title is dramatic AF. What is Some Nights I Dream of Doors? But the best part is all the drama pays off beautifully when you listen to his music. 

    Boy Alone — Omah Lay 

    No one is doing this “sad boy music” thing like Omah Lay. After blowing up at the height of the pandemic in 2020, Omah Lay cemented his position as one of the most exciting Nigerian artists right now with the release of Boy Alone, his debut EP. Letting his emotions take centre stage, the album has given us hits like Soso, Woman, Bend You, and the song anyone suffering from imposter syndrome can relate to, I’m a Mess

    V — Asa

    If there’s one Nigerian artist who seemed set for a Grammy win from the moment they stepped on the scene, it’s Asa. Her debut self-titled album was, and still is, a masterpiece, covering heartbreak, politics and existential thoughts. But it did nothing to prepare us for V, her fifth studio album released this year. 

    With V, Asa has moved her music to the dance floor. Singing about friendships, love and red wine, this album proves Asa can make any type of music, and it’ll still slap. 

    Catch Me If You Can — Adekunle Gold 

    Adekunle Gold’s rebrand from calm lover boy to in-your-face fashion icon/ DILF still makes my head spin. With 2020’s Afropop Vol.1, Adekunle introduced a fun, more pop-focused side of his music and personality. Bringing that energy into his 2022 album, Catch Me If You Can, Adekunle pulls out all the stops, featuring Davido, Lucky Daye and Ty Dolla $ign. Maybe I’m high, but it looks like AG Baby is here to stay. 

    Mr Money With the Vibe — Asake 

    2022 is the year of Asake; he hasn’t let us breathe. Every week, it’s one snippet followed by a single or collaboration until he dropped his debut album, Mr Money With the Vibe, in September [2022]. 

    Although the album suffers from sounding repetitive, Asake manages to make each song as infectious as the one before it. While it looks like Asake is slowing things down, it doesn’t mean Mr Money With the Vibe doesn’t deserve Grammy love. 

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    19 & Dangerous (Deluxe) — Ayra Starr 

    Ayra Starr is that girl, and she knows it. Despite taking 2021 by storm with her self-titled EP, her smash hit, Bloody Samaritan, and her debut album, 19 & Dangerous, Ayra has shown no signs of slowing down. As a matter of fact, the hits dey rush.

    Releasing the deluxe version of 19 & Dangerous with new songs and remixes, Ayra has thrown her hat into the ring. While her album may not be eligible, songs like Rush and the Bloody Samaritan remix with Kelly Rowland still make the cut. 

    Palmwine Music 3 — Show Dem Camp 

    Five years after tapping into their Feel Alright palm wine vibe to drop the first installation of what we’ve come to know as the Palmwine Music series, Show Dem Camp has closed out this chapter of their career with Palmwine Music 3.

    Bringing in past collaborators like BOJ, Moelogo, Tems and Ladipoe, while creating space for new acts like Oxlade, Tay Iwar and Victony, Show Dem Camp successfully delivered one of the best albums of the year. It’s sweet, sour and relaxing, just like the drink it’s named after. 

    Rave & Roses — Rema 

    It’s Rema’s world right now, and the rest of us are just paying rent and agency fees. Three years after capturing our attention with the party starter, Dumebi, Rema officially kicked off 2022 with his debut album, Rave and Roses. While songs like Dirty, Time N Affection and Calm Down remind us Rema is a budding sex icon, his music really hits when he sheds off that gragra to give us songs like Addicted, Divine and Are You There

    Sad Romance — CKay

    Capitalising on the international exposure he got after Love Nwantiti became TikTok’s official anthem in 2021, CKay dropped his debut album in 2022, and it didn’t disappoint. It’s interesting CKay named it Sad Romance when almost every song on it sounds like music that’ll get you pregnant.

    Swimming in sensual R&B production and CKay’s bedroom voice, Sad Romance was a major standout of the year and deserves some recognition. 

    ALSO READ: Do Nigeria’s Biggest Artists Really Need the Grammys?

  • Is “More Love, Less Ego” Wizkid’s Horniest Album? Here’s What We Think

    A wise man once said, “Something must kill a man.” for Wizkid, that thing is bumbum. Following up his goated 2020 album, Made in Lagos, Wizkid’s new record, More Love, Less Ego is light on the features and heavy on the seduction. While the pressures of a Grammy and song of the summer title might bend other artists, Wizkid seems well rooted in his “no stress” vibe. 

    For his new album, Wizkid doesn’t try to top himself — but is that really a good thing? 

    These are our first thoughts after listening to each track on More Love, Less Ego for the first time. 

    Money & Love 

    Wizkid has a record of solid album openers, from Sweet One on 2017’s Sounds From the Other Side to Reckless on 2020’s Made in Lagos. Big W doesn’t disappoint in the new album’s opener, Money & Love. Name-dropping all the Bujus he knows, Wizkid lays the foundation for the his new album by singing about the usual: his sex game and bank account. 

    Money & Love doesn’t offer anything new, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad song. It’s just Wizkid catching cruise — something he seems to do throughout the album. 

    Balance 

    I’ve listened to Balance four times and zoned out each time. I kept hoping to find something that stuck, but alas. Maybe one day, Balance will find a home on my list of Wizkid faves, but for now, no can do. 

    Bad to Me

    Like most of Wizkid’s lead singles (remember, Smile featuring H.E.R?), I didn’t like Bad to Me when he dropped the song back in September [2022]. Wizkid’s singles have a thing for growing on you when you least expect it to.

    Tapping into the amapiano sound Nigerians have refused to give up, Bad to Me is a great party starter that’ll get everyone hyped up in the club. It’s not the best Wizkid lead single, but it’s definitely not the worst (I’m saving that position for Daddy Yo)

    2 Sugar (featuring Ayra Starr) 

    If you thought Wizkid and Ayra Starr were going to try and create the magic of Wizkid and Tems on Essence, then, my dear, get ready to be shocked by 2 Sugar. Even though Wizkid takes the verses on 2 Sugar, it’s very much an Ayra Starr show.

    Switching from summer love on Essence, 2 Sugar focuses on creating boundaries and not letting bad vibes mess up your inner peace. Ayra and Wizkid basically float on this song that’ll make you want to relax, sink into the good vibes and tell bad energy to stay far away.  

    Everyday 

    Wizkid and Maya Angelou are two names I never thought I’d say in the same sentence, but here we are. Everyday kicks off with a beautiful speech about love from the iconic poet before Wizkid steps in to sing about struggles everybody can relate to, famous or not.

    Everyday is pure magic, from the melodies to the chants of “Yebo” in the background. This is probably the most introspective song on the album.

    Slip N Slide (featuring Skillibeng and Shenseea) 

    Slip N Slide is Wizkid at his horniest. Featuring Jamaican acts Skillibeng and Shenseea, Wizkid goes all out with all the fornication vibes you can think of, dropping lyrics like: “24 days we dey fuck with no brakes.” Twenty-four days? Ayodeji, what type of agbo are you drinking? Just asking for a friend. 

    If I had a sex playlist, Slip N Slide would be a sexy addition. But I don’t fornicate like the rest of you, so I don’t have one. 

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    Deep 

    I stan an honest man, and on Deep, Wizkid is honest about what he wants — your body, not your love. If Slip N Slide was recorded for fornication, then Deep was recorded for the seductive dance and whining that’ll eventually lead to the offing off pant. 

    Flower Pads 

    Just like Harry Styles announced to the world that he loves a little bit of cunnilingus on Watermelon Sugar, Wizkid employs the lyrics of Flower Pad to make the same announcement. Encouraging his lover to “wrap their legs around his neck”, Wizkid proves once again that he’s capable of creating baby-making music, and I’m totally here for it. 

    PS: Something about the Spanish at the end of the song that just makes it 1000 times more erotic. 

    Wow (featuring Skepta and Naira Marley) 

    Skepta and Wizkid are quickly becoming one of my favourite musical pairings. From Energy to Made in LagosLongtime, these two have served us back-to-back hits, and Wow is no different. But despite Wiz and Skepta’s work on the Wow, something about the beat and flow of the song makes it sound like a Rexxie-produced Naira Marley jam. 

    That being said, Wizkid, Naira Marley and Skepta on one song is a train I’m comfortable getting on. Choo! Choo! Choo!

    Pressure 

    Pressure is a playful bop that stands out as one of my faves on the album. The beat slaps. The “beep beep beep” sound he makes right after the chorus slaps. The talking-singing thing he does in the second verse slaps. Damn, everything on this song slaps, and I just have to give it tenss across the board. 

    Plenty Loving 

    On Plenty Loving, Wizkid touches amapiano again. I might actually prefer this song to Bad to Me. Maybe it’s because Plenty Loving is still fresh, or is it because it has that sprinkle of the signature Wizkid sax that made Made in Lagos an absolute banger? 

    Special (featuring Don Toliver) 

    How do I say this? For a song produced by Juls and featuring Don Toliver, Special sounds Mid AF. Maybe Special will grow on me, but for now, it’s not giving what it’s supposed to give, so I’m skipping it. 

    Frames (Who’s Gonna Know) 

    Frames (Who’s Gonna Know) provides perfect closing for the album’s 40+ minutes runtime, with Wizkid dropping the seduction tactics and initial gragra to have an honest conversation with his lover. Don’t get me wrong, shaking bumbum is still a priority here, but all of that is hidden behind Wiz’s yearning for his lover to give him more of them, something he could never lose. 

    Gosh, love sweet die.

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  • 13 Ayra Starr Lyrics from “19 & Dangerous” to Unlock Your Inner Bad Bitch

    Being a bad bitch is not a phase or a mood, it’s an identity, and Ayra Starr is one Nigerian artist that has it on lock. From her music to her attitude (we can’t forget her fashion game), Ayra is the embodiment of “doing my own thing and not caring what anyone says”. 

    But how can the rest of us mortals tap into this bad bitch energy? Luckily for us, Ayra is also a teacher, and the deluxe version of 19 & Dangerous is filled with little bad bitchery nuggets of wisdom. 

    “I ain’t got no ass and no titties. But I’ll steal your man with my kitty” — Skinny Girl Anthem

    Bad bitches know how to use what they have to get what they want. Yes, they may not have everything, but their talent allows them make things work regardless. Not to say that bad bitches steal people’s men up and down, but just know they could if they wanted to. 

    “Suck on these nuts if you ain’t approve of. I’ve cared for too long”  — Cast (Gen Z Anthem) 

    Bad bitches don’t need approval from anyone but themselves. People will try to question or bring you down, but like garri, still you rise. 

    “Me no getty time for the hate and the bad energy. Got my mind on my money”  — Rush 

    Haters and bad energy? No, we can’t relate to that in this bad bitch villa. As a bad bitch, all you’re allowed to focus on is money, money and more money. If it’s not about your bag, delete it with vim. 

    “Once bitten, twice shy. I dey hear word” — Running 

    Bad bitches are smart enough to know when to walk away. Allowing someone to take you fi eediat once is sad, but you stop being a bad bitch when you allow them to do it to you over and over again. Don’t you have shame? 

    “Everything I desire, I go receive”  — Bloody Samaritan 

    Bad bitches and manifestation go hand in hand. People will think you’re delusional when you share our hopes and dreams, but you can achieve anything you set your mind to, so forget them. Manifest with confidence, and claim what’s yours. 

    “Fuck society! Fuck you wannabes! Fuck your hypocrisy!” — Ase

    What has listening to society ever done for anyone? Ayra’s success comes from her talent and ability to block out haters. You need to be able to make your choices and stand by them if you want to thrive as a bad bitch. 

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    “I’m a fashion killer, yeah. I got much delivered, yeah” — Fashion Killer 

    Fashion plays an important role in building your bad bitch energy. Have you ever seen a bad bitch who doesn’t know how to rock baffs? We don’t do that here. Take a page from Ayra’s book, and keep your fashion game on one hundred, no matter what. 

    “If you fuck with me, better run for your life” — Snitch 

    Want to mess with a bad bitch? My dear, don’t. Bad bitches are always in their lane, but once in a while, remind everyone that messing around with a bad bitch always ends in tears, and you definitely won’t be the one crying. 

    If they think they’re crazy, show them you’re crazier. 

    “Which kain money we never see before”  — Rush 

    Just so you know, bad bitches run money, money doesn’t run them. Never allow money move you — unless it’s Dangote or Otedola money sha. 

    “If I cast, I cast. Yeah. Anything wey wan sup go sup” — Cast (Gen Z Anthem)

    What’s the worst that can happen when you mess up? As long as you’re still breathing and didn’t hurt anyone, everyone will be alright last last. Bad bitches keep their heads up, always. 

    “Broke all the stereotypes. I make my rules”  — Bridgertn 

    Rules are for small boys and girls. Bad bitches don’t follow rules; they make their own. Purr. 

    “Sabi girl no dey too like talk”  — Rush

    Bad bitches don’t stress themselves by talking too much, and Ayra knows this. You have to be a person of  action, not words. Why are you arguing on Twitter or the streets? Eww. Remember these lyrics anytime you’re tempted to lose composure. 

    “This bad bitch bad every day” — Bloody Samaritan 

    Bad bitch is not a one day activity, it’s an identity. It’s a lifestyle. It’s peak. It’s in you. Can the congregation shout amen? 

    ALSO READ: Ayra Starr Is Just Getting Started


    Come watch Ayra Starr perform at Z! Fest on the 26th of November 2022.

  • All You Need to Know about Wizkid’s New Album “More Love Less Ego”

    We’re officially entering a new Wizkid era, and y’all will have to call me Gal Gadot because I don’t know how to act right now. Almost two years after dropping his best album yet, Made in Lagos, Wizkid is set to drop a follow-up, More Love Less Ego (#MLLE) and the streets are going crazy. 

    The Grammy award winner recently previewed tracks from the album at a show in London (Ayodeji, Lizzie’s body is not even cold yet) and here’s all the hot tea I’ve been able to get from people who attended since my own visa didn’t come on time. 

    There’s an Ayra Starr feature that’ll have everybody in a chokehold 

    Ayra Starr wasn’t playing when she said, “E dey rush,” because, omo, her cup has turned into a swimming pool. Just hours after releasing the remix to Bloody Samaritan with THEE Kelly Rowland, the gist getting to us from the late Queen Lizzie’s compound has it that Ayra is on a banging track off #MLLE

    Remember how Essence turned Tems into a global superstar? It looks like Ayra Starr is in her emi lo kan era

    Chances are this album will get you pregnant 

    What is it with artists wanting to get everyone pregnant? First, it was CKay with Sad Romance, and now we’re hearing #MLLE is filled with baby-making music. Cerelac is expensive, dears. Conduct yourselves wisely this winter. 

    Watch out for a song called Balance. E get why 

    People lucky enough to attend Wizkid’s show have been going on about a track called Balance. It’s rare to see a track blow up weeks before it drops, but with how things are going, Balance might just be a hit before it leaves Wizkid’s memory card. 

    Naira Marley on a Wizkid song? O por 

    Marlians, arise, don’t waste your master’s leg work. The one and only Naira Marley is set to make an appearance on Wizkid’s #MLLE, and I don’t know why this collaboration didn’t happen earlier. Best believe this song is already number one on my Detty December playlist.  

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    The album release date is rumoured to be October 29, 2022

    No official date has been confirmed yet, but the streets are saying it’ll drop on or before October 29, 2022. Honestly, it sounds very on brand, considering Made in Lagos dropped on October 30, 2020. One way or the other, this album must drop this year or we protest. 

    This album is for lovers. Single people, please leave this place

    Beyoncé has asked us to get cuffed up this season, and now it looks like Wizkid’s #MLLE will be our final reminder to find a significant other before matching pyjamas season starts in December. This is a challenge I’m willing to tackle head-on, which means I have approximately 30 days to fall in love. 

    There’s a Travis Scott feature on the album 

    Wizkid is known for big international features, so it’s not shocking that Travis Scott is on #MLLE. I can bet it’s just the first of many international collaborations on the project. 

    There’s a song that has something to do with flowers and it slaps 

    Is the name of this song Flower, or is it about flowers? These are the critical questions, and I feel it’s time we enlist the CIA, FBI, NAFDAC, EFCC and Kiki Mordi to do some serious investigations. Ayodeji, confess!

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  • 10 Nigerian Lyrics That Work As Badass Instagram Captions

    Selecting a picture for your Instagram feed is hard. But you know what’s harder? Picking the right caption to go along with it. To make it easier to stunt on your fantasy haters, we’ve compiled some lyrics from Nigerian songs that also double as badass Instagram captions. 

    1. Ayra Starr – “This bad bitch bad every day.”, Bloody Samaritan

    It’s not easy being one of the biggest pop stars on the continent, and Ayra Starr knows this. On the standout track from her debut album, 19 & Dangerous, she reminds us that being a bad bitch is a full-time job. 

    2. Olamide – “Ma lo fe broke niggas, fight for your life.”, Rock 

    This caption works for two types of people: people with rich boyfriends asking everyone else to step up, and rich boyfriends reminding everyone else that they’re poor as shit. If you are publicly broke or dating a broke man, please refrain from using this. 

    3. Buju – “I’ve never stopped in my life so tell me why would I stop now?”, Never Stopped 

    This caption works when you’ve just gotten a big win and want to announce it to your followers. It’s basically a calmer way of reminding everyone that you’ve always been (and will always be) a bad bitch. Periodt!

    4. Bella Shmurda – “Ice on my neck. Ice on my wrist.”, Cash App

    This caption works at the end of the month when it’s salary week and you’re rich AF! 

    5. Tems – “Don’t call my phone you’re not a madman.”, Damages 

    Channel your inner Temilade and remind that guy that you’ve stepped up. As a Nigerian man, he’ll probably still call you, but at least you’ve warned him sha. 

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    6. Davido – “Love is sweet o! When money enter love is sweeter.”, Assurance 

    If there’s one thing Davido will do, it’s give us mysterious lyrics of wisdom. From seeing people’s waists in their eyes to “shuku shaker, aya shoemaker”, Shakespeare no do pass Davido. This caption works for when you’re at an expensive restaurant doing “his view, my view.” 

    7. Rema – “My body sweet pass hot eba.”, Lady 

    We had to alter the lyrics to this song because Amaka can’t be the only banging babe in town. This post works whenever you feel like the shit! Leaving the gym, going out for a night out in the town or just launching a new fit, best believe hot eba has nothing on you. 

    8. Wizkid – “Lagos today, London tomorrow.”, Jaiye Jaiye 

    This is for team #CatchingFlightsNotFeelings. Get into it.

    9. Ladipoe – “Life gettin’ sweeter, no use water dilute my Ribena.”, Feeling

    Every line on Feeling could work as an Instagram caption, but for some reason, this is our favorite. When you really think about it, there’s nothing sweeter than undiluted Ribena. 

    10. Tiwa Savage – “I no come this life to suffer.”, Koroba 

    When Ms. Kele Kele said this line, we all felt it in our souls. This caption works every time you decide to spend your last cash on enjoyment. Last last, this life is just one, so buy that Shawarma with double sausages today. 

    Don’t say we didn’t do anything for you.

  • Ayra Starr’s “19 and Dangerous” Is Really Dangerous

    A couple of weeks ago, I was locked in a studio with a guy from another music publication. I was acting like I was okay, but deep down, the AC was too cold for the short-sleeved shirt I was wearing. I’m a hard guy though, and hard guys don’t ask people to reduce the AC.

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    We were there for an early listening of Ayra Starr’s debut album — 19 and Dangerous. Tope, my guy who invited me to the listening, gave us a quick background to the album. It’s unusual for a newcomer to drop an album so quickly in their career. It’s been barely six months since we heard her self-titled debut EP.

    “The idea is for her to put out a body of work that represents who she is right now. She has a large bank of music and we wanted to give a fair view of where she’s at mentally right now because in a short while, she’s going to evolve past the level she is right now.” 

    Cool stuff bro, but this AC is too cold.

    He clicked the mouse of the shiny Mac desktop and the music started to waft into the room from the hidden speakers.

    The first song started off slow, with a quote about how life isn’t really problematic and how we’re the ones that are carrying the world on our heads. The song is called Cast and it’s the jam you sing when you have just 2k left in your account and it’s only the middle of the month and you want to buy double sausage shawarma. 

    If I cast, then I cast. 

    Anything wey wan sup go sup.

    It’s a real jam and a solid opener to Ayra’s first album.

    But if you’re looking for a song to vibe to while you’re heading to a link-up, Fashion Killer is the one. That’s the one that comes up on the radio and everybody goes “Ayyyyyyyyyy.” In it, Ayra is telling you that in this fashion game, she’s nobody’s mate, and she might just be right. When she was 16, she started a fashion line (which she abandoned for music when Don Jazzy signed her, because who no like better thing?)

    The next song on the album is Lonely. It’s an odd song to follow Fashion Killer because how can you be shouting how you’re a happening babe in Fashion Killer and then go on to be telling somebody that you’re lonely? Still, it’s a great song to send to that man that you’ve been missing. But if you’re a bad bitch, don’t let them hear you singing it. Bad bitches don’t miss anybody.

    As Toxic, the next song on the album started to play, Tope told me that it was the song Don Jazzy heard that made him go, “Ahan, this girl can sing o” before sending her a DM to sign her to Mavin. 

    By this point in the album, I’d already forgotten that cold was catching me. Everyone in the listening studio was vibing nicely.

    The next track plays and it’s titled Bloody Samaritan. This is clearly the real Starr (see what I did there?) of 19 and Dangerous. The whole album is a vibe, and in this song, she starts by telling us she’s feeling vibes on vibes. Me sef gan, as I was listening to it for the first time, I was feeling the vibes.

    Bloody Samaritan is a certified club banger. That’s the first thing that comes to my mind in this cold studio. If not for home training, I wanted to start dancing right there and then.

    This track marks Ayra’s position as one of the shining stars of the next generation, cementing her place among the new age musicians like Rema, Ruger, and Omah Lay. I can’t wait to see how her music evolves over the next couple of years.

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  • Pepsi Unveils Hot New Music Sensations Ayra Starr & Rema as Brand Ambassadors

    In what is the hottest news in the Nigerian entertainment space right now, Pepsi Nigeria has just unveiled musical sensations Rema and Ayra Starr as brand Ambassadors. This happened Live during the #PepsixBBN task on the Big Brother Naija show.

    There’s no longer a doubt that Pepsi is always championing the cause of contemporary music in Nigeria. For over a decade, the brand has remained in the forefront of Naija pop culture and stayed in tune with the new Naija sound.

    By signing Ayra and Rema, the brand has proven once again that they have Naija on lock not just in refreshment but in music too.

    And to crown it all, Pepsi’s hottest new ambassadors will be performing LIVE, tomorrow night on the Big Brother Naija stage. We are definitely in for more excitement! 

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  • Ayra Starr Is Just Getting Started

    ‘‘I want to focus on music right now,’’ Ayra tells me over Zoom. ‘‘I wish I could just make music for like a month or two weeks. That’s how excited I am by the reception my EP got.’’ When I meet Ayra Starr, she has a big smile on her face, a smile that remains for the entirety of the conversation. She is wearing a black sweatshirt, a gold chain and her hair is tied up in a ponytail. She looks exactly how  you would imagine a 19-year-old would on a Friday. She’s, however, busier than your average 19-year-old. She’s currently at the Mavin Studio — she tells me, and I can see the unmistakable Mavin logo behind her — and her publicist calls out, lightheartedly, that she still has multiple calls scheduled for that day, as well as a studio session for much later. Life is fairly busy when you are Nigeria’s newest teen star.

    Ayra Starr’s eponymously titled debut EP came out two weeks before our Zoom conversation. Ayra Starr, the EP, is a collection of soft afrobeat-influenced RnB records with honest lyrics. 

    ‘‘Intense,’’ Ayra says, when I ask her what word she would use to describe her sound. ‘‘Intense because when you hear the music, you’ll get to a part where you just feel it . Even when I listen to it myself, it’s euphoric. I’m not trying to gas myself up, but it is.’’ Ayra does deserve to gas herself up. Within days, “Away”, the EP opener and lead single, was a mega-hit. When Ayra and I talk, her Spotify monthly listeners are at over 30,000 and, for context, she had 0 listeners when she released her EP barely two weeks before. Today, her Spotify monthly listeners are almost 50,000. The singer doesn’t quite feel famous yet. ‘‘I’m still processing it,’’ she says laughing. ‘‘Nothing has changed yet, I’m just excited and want to keep making music.’’

    Ayra was born Oyinkansola Sarah Aderibigbe in the Benin Republic and spent her childhood moving between Cotonou and Lagos. ‘‘My mum loves music,’’ Ayra tells me. ‘‘Growing up, my mum would be listening to Tope Alabi, and my aunties would be listening to Tuface or Wande Coal. It was just a very musical home. I listened to a lot of music growing up, so that influenced me. I joined the choir when I was like eight or nine, so from there, I started doing music.’’ Ayra eventually gained admission to Houdegbe University in the Benin Republic to study International Relations and Politics when she was fourteen.

    ‘‘My uni was like secondary school,’’ Ayra tells Zikoko. “I was super young, but I looked older. When I was fourteen, I looked like I was seventeen or eighteen. Going to uni at that age was exactly  how you would imagine it. No campus life. I would take a bike to school and back to the house. Uni was just like secondary school, I even had to wear a uniform.’’

    Around this time, Ayra began to grow as an artist. She was no longer just a choir girl, she began to experiment and attempt to do more with her voice and sound. She began merging her musical influences and the various sounds she grew up with, as well as adding something that was entirely her into the mix.

    ‘‘I would use Youtube to learn how to do runs, how to take breaks, how to hit notes,’’ Ayra shares, her excitement almost palpable. However, despite the improvements to her vocal ability and consistent compliments she got from friends, Ayra wasn’t initially very keen on posting videos of herself singing on social media. She needed more than a little push to do so.

    ‘‘I have friends that would just force me to do videos and post,’’ she says. ‘‘I wasn’t sure of my vocals at the time, and I was scared of people laughing at me. So, I would give my friends to help me and post. I would make the video and be like, post it for me. I would refuse to check it after they post it. Sometimes, I would come back in the evening to check how it’s doing. The first time I did a cover, people just went mad. I didn’t expect it. People would just DM me and be like, ‘Are you looking for a manager?’ People liked the music and so I kept making more covers.’’ Eventually, Ayra tried her hand at making an original song, working with her younger brother. She posted the song on social media on the 19th of December 2019. A few days later, she got the DM that would change her career.

    ‘‘Don Jazzy saw it and messaged me.’’ She tells me. ‘‘He was like he has been watching it for like two hours and had to message me. It was inspiring. Three days later, and, I was in the studio with him. It was my first time in a studio. That was January 2020. That’s how it started.’’

    Ayra began working on the EP that would become Ayra Starr soon after. She writes most of her songs with her brother, Dami who writes under the moniker Milar, and while the world shut down in 2020, due to an unprecedented pandemic, Ayra spent it listening and re-listening to the songs she had recorded over the course of two months, deciding which needed more work, which made the cut and which didn’t. The result is the five-track EP that skyrocketed her to fame. Think of the EP as a fifteen-minute long Gen Z guide to life and love. The open-ended lyrics let listeners interpret it how they want. On “Away”, this is particularly obvious. On the track, Ayra muses about taking back power after a breakup, but she shares that fans have been giving it their own interpretations with their videos on Instagram and Tiktok.

    ‘‘I love how people have been interpreting ‘Away’. People are making videos and challenges, and some of it is not even about the stuff I envisioned when making the song. ‘Away’ is about taking your power back, and I’m glad people are listening to it not just for the vibes or melody but for the lyrics and messages. I’ve seen videos of people using it to raise awareness for domestic violence and that’s just cool.’’

    Despite what can only be described as an explosive debut, Ayra already has even bigger plans. She wants to make music with k-pop sensation, Blackpink, and she wants to work with Beyonce. And in the middle of all this, Ayra still makes it clear she is going to live her best life as a young person. When I ask her to take a Zikoko quiz, she’s excited as she scrolls through her options before picking a quiz that promises to tell her how much of a troublemaker she is — it says she often is.