ajebutter | Zikoko!

Some people like to form ajepako when they’re really ajebutter. Are you one of them?

Let’s find out:

Select all that apply to you:

You travelled abroad during holidays

You had a lesson teacher

Your teachers weren’t allowed to flog you

You attended a private primary school

You attended a private secondary school

Your school took French seriously

You had a science fair in your school

You never sang the jangilova song

Your pidgin is terrible

You never called balloons “blom blom”

You never asked “Leke Leke” to give you white finger

You had your own room while growing up

You had your own bed while growing up

You had a TV while growing up

You had a home computer while growing up

You had a housekeeper

Your parents had a car

You had a family driver

You always ate whatever you wanted

You had a washing machine while growing up

You never had to fetch water from a well or from neighbours

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You’re not even close to being an ajebutter.
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You’re somewhere in-between ajepako and ajebutter.
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You’re a certified ajebutter.

Tuntamilore

August 16, 2021

Green White Quiz, Quizzes

ajebutter, Ajepako, Quiz
Are you an ajepako or an ajebutter? You might think you know the answer to that age-old question, but these 11 quizzes will tell you where on the spectrum you truly fall.

1. Only True Ajepakos Can Get More Than 9/13

Are you a true ajepako? Take this quiz.

2. How Much Of An Ajebutter Are You?

Are you a baby ajebutter or a full-blown one? Take this quiz.

3. Can You Get A Perfect Score On This Pidgin English Quiz?

You sabi pidgin? Take this quiz.

4. How Much Of An Agbero Are You?

MC is shaking. Take this quiz.

5. How Razz Are You?

Are you razz or tush? Take this quiz.

6. Are You Book Smart Or Street Smart?

How street smart are you? Take this quiz.

7. Are You A Hard Guy/Babe?

Hard guys and babes, come forward. Take this quiz.

8. Get More Than 6 Right To Prove You’re A Real Marlian

How well do you know Naira Marley? Take this quiz.

9. Do You Remember Nigerian Myths From Your Childhood?

Most ajebutters never heard these myths. Take this quiz.

10. What Are You Most Likely To Get Arrested For?

Will you be arrested for doing drugs or 419? Take this quiz.

11. Which Public Transport Option Matches Your Personality?

Are you a danfo, a keke or a molue? Take this quiz.

NerdEfiko

September 21, 2020

Quizzes

ajebutter, Ajepako, Quiz
Are you an ajebutter or not? Well, if you’ve gone through life blissfully unaware of its harshness, then you probably are. Now, we want to know just how high you rank on that ajebutter scale, using your food preferences as a (very accurate) measure.

Take to find out:

NerdEfiko

February 12, 2020

Quizzes

ajebutter, Ajepako, Nigeria, Quiz, Top performing quiz
1. Singing the last line as “sandalili sandalili”

Sandalili was sweeter to sing, abeg.

2. Your face, when you learnt “Jangilova epo motor” was actually “Jingle over like a motor”.

It’s still Jangilova epo motor to me sha. Fight me.

3. This song I still don’t understand:

Who the hell was Mr. Macaroni?

4. This song that made absolutely no sense:

No seriously, how do you kiss a snake by mistake?

5. The jara we added to this old matching song:

What does Baba Ibadan even mean?

6. Just learning as you read this that “Osingo singo praise The Lord” is actually “Oh sing my soul and praise The Lord”.

Don’t say we never taught you anything.

7. The song about this olodo:

Johnbull was clearly a waste of school fees sha.

8. You, singing it as Arise O COMPASSION for the better part of your childhood.

What is a “Compatriots” biko?

9. Ajebutter kids looking at you whenever you sang “Leke Leke give me white finger”:

Did it ever work for anybody?

10. The sweetest victory song to ever exist:

’96 Summer Olympics turn up.

11. Looking up at an aeroplane and singing “Aeroplane odabo ba mi k’iya mi eleko…”

Don’t judge.

12. Putting paper on someone’s head and singing:

13. Whenever this happened:

Hay God!

Daniel Orubo

May 25, 2016

Oldies

Africa, ajebutter, Ajepako, growing up, Nigeria, Rhymes, songs
If you grew up an ajepako, then you’ll relate with this list on an almost spiritual level, but if you didn’t, you’ll go through it wondering what the hell we are talking about.
1. This was your unofficial car:

“Driven” with either your hand or a stick.
2. Your parents got called Mummy and Daddy [Your first name].

Instead of Mr and Mrs [Your Last Name].
3. Making your kite out of polythene bags and broom sticks.

Stop forming, you did it.
4. Writing your name on paper and putting it into your biro.

No money to be replacing stolen biro up and down, abeg.
5. Playing the greatest childhood game ever:

Greatest childhood game the world has ever seen. This is not up for debate or discussion. pic.twitter.com/ZQFwe3QmPe
— Lexis (@niilexis) May 23, 2015

6. Playing the rubber band game:

If you knew it as Dobo Lastman, you’re the real MVP.
7. Playing the biro game:

https://twitter.com/AminuSiddique/status/389735122259705856

8. Eating Go-Go while your mates ate these:

m&m’s is just go-go that went to do masters abroad.
9. Eating this chewy goodness:

Baba Dudu was EVERYTHING!
10. Eating this crunchy goodness:

Take this baby with garri and you had a winner.
11. This was your icecream:

If you knew it as condensed, then you’re the real ajepako.
12. Taking your bath like this at least once:

If you didn't do this… http://t.co/z2UDE7sCDl"#YouDidntEnjoyYourChildhood
— 💡CHINGY. J. U 🪶 (@chingy7sm) July 11, 2015

13. Playing with this:

The ultimate village weapon.
14. This was your lollipop:

#youdidntenjoyyourchildhood if u did not lick dis …. pls wat is it called?? pic.twitter.com/2LwTBixDHk
— BLACK LEOPARD (@iamendowednoni) July 11, 2015

Still don’t know what the name was.
15. Making this with a biro cover and that big Tiger battery:

#YouDidntEnjoyYourChildhood if you never played with this… pic.twitter.com/8wCcSpDZDo
— Goodhead (@Iamgoodhead) July 11, 2015

Daniel Orubo

November 12, 2015

Inside Life

ajebutter, Ajepako, growing up, Nigeria