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  • Why Nigeria Should Name Rivers Airport After Saro-Wiwa

    By Policy Shapers

    What significance lies within a name? A great deal, we assure you. A name imparts a sense of identity and connection, especially when it pertains to a national symbol or landmark, such as an airport or stadium. Such names not only preserve history but also ignite inspiration, serving as touchstones for future generations.

    Just like everyone else, we were astonished to learn that the President has approved the renaming of 15 airports in Nigeria, including the Port Harcourt International Airport, which has now been designated as the Obafemi Jeremiah Awolowo International Airport. 

    We acknowledge the current state of Nigeria, which has seen a significant increase in tribal influence since the 2023 general elections. However, we assure you that our appeal to the President is not based on tribal or linguistic factors. Allow us to present three reasons why we are urging President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to rename the Port Harcourt International Airport to Ken Saro-Wiwa International Airport: 

    To the Niger Delta, Ken Saro-Wiwa signifies selfless hope:

    Many decades before the Global North began to throw around the terms “climate change” and “environmental conservation”, Ken mobilised Ogoniland and the peoples of the Niger Delta to speak out against the degradation of their land and livelihood—at a time when freedom of speech came at a cost and against an oil giant so powerful no one could confront. 

    It was a typical David vs. Goliath, but sadly, “Goliath” and General Abacha ganged up to kill David. Ken’s defiant hope is something we can all identify with in Rivers State, and it serves as a lesson to the Nigerian State in how it treats minority tribes. It is only be-fitting that his bravery be immortalised this way.

    The Niger Delta is in dire need of positive role models:

    Unlike the Western region of Nigeria, where Chief Obafemi Awolowo is from, and Northern Nigeria, where many stories account for role models to whom young people can aspire, positive role models are not uplifted as much here in the Niger Delta. 

    Years of violence have birthed many negative role models, and we believe the renaming of the Port Harcourt International Airport provides an opportunity to uplift a selfless role model for posterity to look to. 

    Ken-Saro Wiwa International Airport will be a reminder:

    A reminder to everyone flying into the Niger Delta that more than 40 years later, the environmental degradation of Ogoniland and other oil-producing communities in the Delta has not ended. 

    It will be a reminder to the Federal Government to fulfil its promise to clean up the Niger Delta and restore the livelihood of community members who have been rendered poor while Nigeria feeds on the profits of crude oil sales. It will be a reminder to the world and the global community that indigenous people matter.

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    It is important to note that, we do not in any way, through this petition, seek to belittle the strides and contributions of Chief Obafemi Jeremiah Awolowo to Nigeria and its existence. However, we believe that the Federal Government can identify several landmarks and monuments to immortalise this great man; however, for the sake of Rivers State and the Niger Delta, we believe that Ken Saro-Wiwa will be a better fit. 

    Also, as a policy organisation, we want to recommend that the Federal Government develop a Guide or Convention for naming national monuments and landmarks, ensuring that the wishes and thoughts of host communities are considered before final names are announced. 

    A national monument/landmark title is sacred and should not be reduced to a handout for friends; careful thought and consultation must go into it. Here is an example from Texas, a US State.

    If you are a citizen and we’ve been able to convince you, we hope you can spare a few minutes to sign our petition: Rename PH Airport to Ken Saro-Wiwa Airport, Not Obafemi Awolowo Airport 

    The last time we collectively was able to drive a global change through the #ReformIELTS campaign that has now influenced policy changes in over 30 universities around the world and in the UK to exempt Nigerians and other Anglophone Africans from English language tests. The #ReformIELTS campaign  will save the African continent up to 90 million dollars per year.

    Let’s do this again. Join us!

  • “The Dollar Rate Is The Bane Of My Existence” — A Week In The Life Of A Shipping Agent

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is a shipping agent. Shipping agents help people buy goods from sites like Amazon and eBay. They can bypass the dollar limit on cards and the heavy custom duties. Our subject talks to us about how the pandemic, exchange rate and Nigeria affects his business.

    MONDAY:

    I didn’t sleep until 3 a.m. last night because I was browsing the internet for things I could import to sell. I haven’t found anything, yet, but it’s a matter of time before something comes up.

    I hate waking up early, and that’s why I’m up at 10 a.m. today. 

    My primary source of income comes from buying and shipping goods into Nigeria. The job is flexible enough that I get to control my time, so I can afford to do market research and proper product vetting. 

    I’m also a general hustler — I design, print, advertise and conduct market research. As the spirit leads. 

    I’m also enrolled in a finance course to understand what it takes to properly run a business. A typical day for me involves either waking up to fulfil shipping orders or waking up to go for lectures. The only reason I can afford to wake up late is that I’m only fulfilling orders today. And because I’m doing it from home, there’s not a lot of pressure. 

    Apart from the flexibility, the best part of the job is helping people solve their problems. And the resulting credit alerts after I’m done. 

    TUESDAY:

    Because of the $100 limit on Nigerian cards and exorbitant custom fees, people always need my expertise. I ship goods in from China, UK and the US. All I require from my customer is a link to their desired item. Then I handle the rest. 

    I also bring in custom products for sale. One aspect I’m really into is called private labelling. Companies have a ready-made product in this model and they don’t mind slapping anyone’s label on it. As long as you can pay, these companies are game. 

    My most successful privately labelled product is the anti-glare glasses. While looking through my sales history today, I noticed I had gone from selling 10 units in a day to selling 100 units in two weeks. I’m making a profit of about ₦1,000 per unit, and that’s not bad at all. 

    I’m constantly looking for the next hot thing to import and sell. This involves me begging certain questions like, what are people searching for? And then using Google trends to collect that data. 

    It was through trends I noticed the demand for antiglare glasses in Lagos. Through trends, I also observed that the North has a higher demand for sex toys than the South. What’s the moral of the story here? Always check the data before you touch any product. If not, it’ll end in proper tears. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    Two things are the bane of my existence in this business: scammers and the dollar exchange rate. I have no control over the price of the dollar, but I try my best to prevent scammers.   

    Because a lot of my clients are purchasing from third party websites, I always tell them to be careful. If the price looks too good to be true, then it’s probably a scam. 

    But not everyone listens.

    Some clients are adamant and insist I can’t tell them what to do. I try my very best with each customer to personally vet their orders. I click on their links and read reviews about the seller. If the seller has less than 10 reviews, I flag them and inform my customer. 

    Customers who like awoof will laugh at you. But some that trust my expertise will listen. I remember a customer who sent me a link for iPhone 11 Promax for $350. And the seller he wanted to use had zero reviews. After explaining why it was a scam to him, he cancelled the order. 

    But it doesn’t always end like this. Today, I went to pick up an order for a customer that I also advised against buying a product. He ordered for dirt cheap Airpods Pro, but on opening the box, I saw knock off China earphones. 

    Of course, I was sad because of the time and money spent, but there’s only so little I can do when people don’t listen to me. At the end of the day, it’s their money, and customers are always right. 

    THURSDAY:

    My business is at the mercy of many things: pandemic, dollar price, shipping agents. 

    Before the pandemic, it used to take 5–7 days to ship orders from our warehouse abroad to Nigeria. Now, it takes 14–21 days. And this is minus Nigerian factors like strike, delays, clearance etc. 

    Then there are import rates. Since I started this business, I’ve never increased the amount I charge my customers. However, my price has gone up from ₦2,500/lb to ₦2800/lb. Why? The naira keeps sinking into the ground. And because import rates are fixed in dollars, I have to reflect in my prices.  

    The only saving grace is that my shipment is still more affordable than traditional bodies like DHL or FedEx. While these bodies handle the whole process from pickup to shipping to delivery, my method is different. 

    My customers send their goods to my foreign address/warehouse. Then I gather the goods in bulk using a cargo airline. When it gets to Nigeria, the airline drops the package with clearing agents under NAHCO. I lean on NAHCO/SACHO agents who give me their rates and help me to clear out my goods. No payments to customs, no handling charges. 

    When I receive my goods, a dispatch rider goes to disburse them. Alternatively, I also arrange pickup from my house. Because of the lean model and plenty waka, my clients enjoy competitive rates. 

    If the naira was a bit more stable my customers would enjoy even more competitive rates. But alas, here we are. 

    FRIDAY:

    I’m on the road as early as 8 a.m. today. I’m going for my ACCA lectures; classes start at 9 a.m. and end at 3 p.m.  

    After classes, I’m going to pick up new arrivals even though I’m already tired. This is the life I signed up for, so I’m not complaining too much. Just enough. 

    I have ambitious plans for this business. I want to upgrade the company from a business name to a limited liability company. I also want to get a proper office space so I can stop working from home and get staff.  

    Eventually, I want to bring in custom products in bulk — winning products selected by me. Then I plan to establish a network of distributors to move these products. 

    I’m working so hard so that I can be a successful businessman. I want to be the type that people call importer-exporter, pure water.


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  • Can We Talk About The Presidential Airport Greetings?

    Nigeria is a country where many mysteries abound. Stranger move a little too close to you on the street? That could be your reproductive abilities walking away with them. Dare to pick unclaimed money from the floor? You just might be toying with being a major component of this afternoon’s pounded yam and egusi.

    Genitalia thievery and human pounded yam supplements aside, there is another major mystery that just won’t let up in Nigeria – the mystery of the Presidential Airport Greeting (PAG ™ ).

    You see, for a reason, I’m going to need divine guidance on, our president when travelling, totes around ministers, Governors and Special Assistants, all of whom before making the journey with him, line in front of the aircraft to congratulate? appreciate? or perhaps worship him.

    I mean, take a look at this and note the people welcoming him aboard the aircraft to South Africa on October 2nd:

    Notice Mr. Dollars and the guy in the red cap? Good.

    Ah yes, all smiles, aboard the aircraft they all stood outside to welcome the Prez into. They’re probably happy they’re headed to a country that has light.

    So let’s imagine this, they’ve spent hours on the ride to South Africa, making jokes about tissue paper or whatever TF has them so waved in front of that box. Some time has been spent learning tips from and discussing Ganduje’s Dollar stuffing prowess. Plus, Buhari has given a quick master class on working the best angles for the gram.

    At the end of 5 hours, when it’s time to de-plane, do they:

    a. Clap and thank God for journey mercies?

    b. Line up outside the plane and welcome President Buhari, who they literally just spent five hours with, to a country they are all visiting together?

    c. Oh God, it’s B isn’t it?

    See your guys.

    I will pay really, really good money to understand the logistics behind their filing out. Does Buhari unlook when they all stand up to ‘welcome’ him to another person’s land? Probably makes this face while everyone is getting up around him.

    Then how long does he wait after they’ve all gone out? 5 minutes, 10? These are questions I need answers to, and fast.

    If you have any theories, or can shed any light on this very pressing issue of the Presidential Airport Greeting ( PAG ™ ), let us know in the comments.

  • Zamfara Doesn’t Need An Airport, WYD Bello?

    In the most ideal of settings, Zamfara state would be bathed in the red of neon lights signifying the state of emergency in the majority of its sectors.

    In Oxford University’s Multidimensional Poverty Index Data Bank of 2017, Zamfara State had a 92% poverty ranking, making it the poorest state in the north and the whole of Nigeria.

    Its literacy rate, at 19%, fails to scratch even a quarter of a pass mark of a thriving education sector, with Almajiris constituting a great proportion of its child population, and a 46.3% primary school completion rate.

    In more good news, its 1,869,377 population, with a Maternal Mortality Rate at 1 100 deaths per 100 000, has at last count, a whopping two tertiary hospitals to cater to the healthcare needs of its citizenry. Zamfara also takes notice as the state with the least Early Childcare Development (ECD) centres in Nigeria.

    To top things off, the state also has the worst insecurity problem in North West Nigeria.

    Which is why, it is only logical that the first point of call for its newly elected Governor – Bello Matawalle is the construction of an airport in the city capital – Gusau. This project, so imperative, will supposedly take off within the first one hundred days of his office.

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    You know, so the citizens of the state, the dominant majority of whom can barely afford the very basics of a dignified life, can saunter into the airport and jet of to holiday destinations of their choosing.

    It’s irrelevant that Zamfara State is surrounded to by Sokoto State, which has an already developed airport, whose travel time is 0.16 hours between both states. And also by Katsina State, with its state airport, with a travel time of 0.19 hours — making this expenditure, largely unnecessary at best, and grossly pre-mature at worst.

    It should be noted that this airport, despite all other standing impediments in the state, wasn’t freshly conceived by Governor Matawalle. The brainchild of Governor Mamuda Shinkafi, this airport has been included in budgetary estimates and proposals for about 10 years.

    To be fair, however, someone must have gotten an early look into the opening paragraph of this here article, as the administration headed by Governor Matawalle has begun moves in earnest, promising free healthcare to women and children in the state. As well as states of emergency on education, security and energy in the states. But then again, Nigeria’s education sector has been under a state of emergency since November 2018, so are states of emergencies really working out for us?

    It isn’t presumptuous to suggest that whatever amount is to be expended on this airport, would be much better spread across sectors that are in the direst need of development. Putting measures in place to make sure your citizens can compete on a national level (for starters) is most imperative.

    Let’s leave overpriced airport food and bribe-soliciting airport officials to a time in the future, when school children doubling as alms-seekers aren’t a given part of the landscape of your state.

  • 1. The ones that always want you to help them carry ‘small load’ for their family in the abroad

    Did they tell you I’m DHL?

    2. The one that went to charter hip-hop baffs to travel

    You think it’s easy to travel? Please leave him oh.

    3. Those ones that come with their whole village to do send off at the airport

    Even their best friend from Primary two can be there, iz not a joking sturvz.

    4. The rich kids that just sharply want to pick something up in London, and will be back by the weekend

    Muzz be nice!

    5. The ones that haven’t even travelled yet, but accent is just doing their body to speak

    Maybe they dash accents in the airport.

    6. The ones that pack as if they’re expecting a famine where they’re going to

    Haba, calm down!

    7. The ones that have forgotten who the President of the US is, and still want to travel there

    It’s like you don’t know what’s doing you
  • When Having A Mixed Race Child Raises An Uncomfortable Question
    Sure, the world may be changing and times moving fast. Cultures that were snubbed in the past are slowly becoming recognised and accepted.  However, a hidden prejudice towards Africans (black people generally) still exists today, whether we like it or not.

    This was shown by the airport security at the Duesseldorf airport.

    Belgium-based politician and activist, Assanta Kanko, who is originally from Burkina Faso was embarrassed when the airport security insisted on questioning her mixed race daughter.

    The politician who is married to a Belgian man took to Twitter to share her ordeal.

    According to her, after presenting all necessary documents with fingerprints, the security man asked her 8 year old daughter, “Is this really your mama?”.

    Apparently, this is not a new thing. Popular Nigerian writer, Chika Unigwe sympathised with her and shared her own experience.

    It has also happened in Greece.

    https://twitter.com/mavroula_/status/714485685130924033

    Some people see the questioning as nothing…

    But a security check against kidnap and abduction.

    @Assita_Kanko you do realize they ask most kids that to make sure they aren’t being kidnapped.. stop making a problem out of nothing..

    — Aaron Thomas (@aaron_1117) March 28, 2016

    But white privilege is a thing whether we admit or ignore it.

    And little children should not be put through such questioning, especially after necessary documents have been presented.

    @MoniqueAdriaan1 if you receive all the evidence you don’t ask such a violent question to a child. Or you find a smart way to investigate

    — Assita KANKO (@Assita_Kanko) March 28, 2016

    Agreed, kidnapping and abduction of children is a global problem. However, smarter and less embarrassing checks should be devised because there are many mixed race children in the world.

  • 15 Things Anyone Who Has Ever Been To A Nigerian Airport Will Immediately Get

    1. When they tell you to come 2 hours before your flight.

    Am I the pilot?

    2. When someone tries to help you carry your luggage by force.

    Who sent you message?

    3. When you enter and the smell of stockfish hits you.

    Na wa. Don’t they sell stockfish where you people are going?

    4. When every other check-in queue is short but your own is long.

    See me see trouble.

    5. When someone tries to cut in front of you on the line.

    Sorry oh! The rest of us on the queue must look like moi-moi to you.

    6. “I’m coming, please help me watch my bag.”

    Do you know me from somewhere?

    7. When they are weighing your bag and you start praying against extra luggage.

    God please, I’m broke.

    8. When an airport staff asks “anything for us?”

    Are you my child?

    9. When the announcer’s accent sounds like it’s from a completely different planet.

    “Hartenshorn pliz, deezis a bordin hannounzmen for Earo Contractor flai 364 tew Laygorz…”

    10. When you see someone that has overdressed.

    Clap for yourself, na you get the whole airport.

    11. When they tell you to take off your shoes.

    The absolute worst.

    12. When they start touching you anyhow on top security protocol.

    Take it easy, abeg.

    13. When they try to force you to check in your hand luggage.

    It’s like your daddy is mad.

    14. When they announce that your flight has been delayed.

    Of course it has.

    15. When you’re hungry and you hear the price of airport food.

    What? Is this a joking sturvs? So, did we miss anything?
  • All The Things Nigerians Experience When They Fly Back Home
    You travelled for business? Pleasure? It doesn’t quite matter which. All that matters is that you temporarily escaped the mad house of your beloved Nigeria.  Temporarily. And now, it is finally time to go back. Long sigh.  We know exactly how you feel. Because every time you’ve had to go back, you are like:

    1. Kai, it’s time to go already?

    Abroad, I’m gonna miss you.

    2. You are already thinking about your next trip.

    3. Then you spy all those Nigerians at the boarding gate…

    Supporters club of life and destiny.

    4. And you’re real happy to hear folk speaking a familiar language.

    Doesn’t matter if you are Yoruba and they are speaking Tiv, Naija knows Naija.

    5. Until the familiar Nigerian energy starts making you tired inside.

    Nigerian reiatsu is on permanent Bankai.

    6. And when one of them inevitably begins to mix it up with the flight officials, you are like..

    7. Because, right now…

    8. But when you run into the Nigerian celebrity who’s traveling back on the same flight as you, you remember your roots once more.

    No one is above famzing.

    9. That time when the plane touched down in Lagos, and everyone clapped for the pilot.

    Jesus took the wheel.

    10. When your luggage that is filled with abroad shopping appears not to be coming onto the conveyor belt in baggage claim.

    Blood of Jesus!

    11. Praying in tongues so the customs people don’t check your bags and discover all the shopping you brought back from Dubai.

    Tax is not my portion, IJN!

    12. You are frantically looking for Naira to settle the airport lackeys, but you mistakenly pull out hard currency.

    Choi! Na you mess up.

    13. When someone asks you how you are leaving the airport so they can hitch a ride.

    Look at my passport very well, I am Nigerian, not a Samaritan.

    14. When your relatives and friends who came to pick you up are asking “what did you bring for us?”

    My friend, better enter duty free and buy KitKat, now now.

    15. When you step out of departures and are greeted by that blast of hot, humid air.

    Welcome back to Nigeria. Driver, please turn the air conditioning all the waaaay up.