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  • 14 Classic Nigerian TV Commercials and What They Taught Us

    Back in the day, TV adverts were usually so good that parents would buy the advertised product just to know what the fuss was about. As kids, we knew the melody, drama and almost every line delivered in these ads. 

    But they didn’t just promote products. To boost your nostalgia, we compiled 14 of the most unforgettable Nigerian ads from the early 2000s and the moral lessons behind them.

    Mama Do Good — Indomie

    In October 2010, Indomie launched the Mama Do Good campaign with a jingle so good that if they remade it in 2023, millennials would still eat it up. In a campaign to display the mother-child bond, Little Miss Do Good asks why they’re the Do Goods. In response, Mama Do Good extends love to all the children in the market. They all hail her as she shares plates of the instant noodles she prepared. It was such a fantastic feast that they surprised her with a sing-and-repeat song: “Mama too good o (she too good). She cook us Indomie (Indomie). Indomie good well well (Indomie).” But what can Mama Do Good do in these agbado times than jejely sit in her house and face her front?

    Bam Bam La La — Honeywell

    This advert begins with a guy swaggering in the middle of the road with headphones on, no road safety or fear of speeding vehicles. He must be a cool egbon adugbo because all the kids begin to follow him down the street singing: “Bam bam la la.”

    We still don’t know what “bam bam la la” means, and this guy’s shakara and chaotic dressing was a little too much, but the ad was still better than the product, which soon left the market. But you know what hardly fades? The love children have for nice and friendly adults.

    I Wish — Skye Bank

    Before I knew this jingle was from a Skye Bank commercial, it was my dad’s old Motorola ringtone. A touching, motivational song about investing and making better financial decisions, it was melodious and easy on the ears.

    Even though Skye Bank said they were there to say yes to our dreams, the song now feels like their cry for help. By 2018, CBN had revoked their banking license and delisted them. But at least, their jingle still lives on in our minds.

    Sky — Guinness

    This jingle is recognisable from its first words, “My friend Udeme is a great man.” The inspiring African epic — the story of Udeme, a delivery service worker with dreams of flying planes — captured the country’s attention. The narrator, Udeme’s friend, didn’t care to show or explain to us how, but Udeme got his jet sha. And that’s what matters. Udeme flew across Africa, delivering goods and mail. He even had a stopover to eat and chat, “And at the end of the day, friendly lights guide him home” to have some chilled bottles of Guinness with his friends. With that great line and others like: “And so we gather at the bar… Let the beer see the sky, he says…” and “My friend is a great man, but then, there’s a drop of greatness in every man”, this ad remains an aspirational classic.

    COWEBELLOCRAZY (OYOYO) — Cowbell

    Adapting the concept of a street talent show, a Cowbell truck pulls up to a recreational pitch, calls everyone around and sets up the makeshift stage to display talents. The most captivating are the guys who turn the occasion to a promotional performance for the brand. Singing in English and pidgin, the ad visually represents all the Nigerian regions, preaching unity. But what the hell is “COWEBELLOCRAZY”? And “milk of the people”, what kind of Abraham Lincoln wannabe slogan is that? They should’ve just stuck with “Oyoyo”.

    Don’t Do It — Royco

    If you were there when Royco was the baddie of seasoning cubes, you’re not a new cat like them Chicken Flavour kids. This advert opens with a man who ignores his wife welcoming him back from work for reasons unknown to us and her. Oya, take juice, he said no. Ah, okay. She senses he wants to cry because of food, so she enters the kitchen to cook efo-riro and many other meals. While his inflated ego was pushing him to take his car key and go outside, an aroma from the kitchen stops him and takes him to a seat at the dining table. He shamelessly smiles at the sight of food — the feast his wife laboured to make just to please his lordship. Anyways, we learnt that food is indeed the only way to a man’s heart.

    READ: Hits We’re Still Partying to a Decade Later

    Kanu (Papilo) — Peak Milk

    When life was easier and the dream of becoming a footballer was all the average Nigerian child had, this Nwankwo Kanu advert was a huge motivation. A young Kanu is so in tune with his football that one day, he applies his skill to save a Peak milk tin from hitting the  ground, to the wonderment of the milk seller. Then she delivers the classic line: “Papilo, I know say one day, you go make us proud.” Decades later, he did make his community proud. Papilo returns home a football champion, and reminds his mum who he is with the same milk-saving stunt he showed the milk seller. The message: Don’t give up on your dreams.

    Kanu and Son — Peak Milk

    In this TV commercial, Kanu returns with his son, who beams with pride as he goes through an album of Kanu’s iconic football moments. In his response to the boy’s commentary, Kanu shares the heart disease story that almost killed him and his football dream. Even though medical care and rest was what he needed, he said he was “de-tah-meened” and kept working harder. You can overcome life’s biggest challenges with determination, and apparently that’s what worked for Kanu. For you, it’s not advisable to play with your health like it’s football. Keep your health intact while chasing your dreams. Remember all Nigerian doctors have almost japa. A word is enough for the wise.

    Boom Sha Sha — Mimee Noodles

    A cultural reset for Nigerian ads, Boom Sha Sha came on the scene and became a viral tune every kid loved to sing and dance along to. The advert follows a family at their daughter’s matriculation event. Friends and family are gathered, everyone is proud. The party is going well until they receive an unwanted guest. But hunger doesn’t make them weak like it should. Instead everyone (daddy o, mummy o, grandma too) started singing and dancing a choreography about a rumble in their tummies. But what’s more surprising is who the hell eats noodles at a party in this Nigeria?

    Baba Blue Justice — Vicks Blue

    This funny advert took place in a local magistrate court of law. While the defendant’s lawyer was addressing his Lord, sore throat began to worry him, prompting a Blue Vicks cough mint seller — who just happens to be in court that day — to give the lawyer one Baba Blue (can you believe it sold two for ₦5?). Immediately, he licked it, he regained his voice and spoke for his client. The seller then reminds us that proper preparation prevents poor performance. And thanks to the Baba Blue mint sweet, the magistrate “discharged and acquitted” the defendant.

    Sunrise (Ooh Jerry) — MTN

    Before Jerry turned to idan and Ada became a baddie, they were soft at heart, talking sweetly, dreaming of a perfect future as a couple and dropping mad pickup lines for four hours (12 a.m. – 4 a.m.) over the phone for free — courtesy of MTN Xtra Cool (free night call) plan. Although Jerry capped when he said he wanted to give her a gift as priceless as she is. How can he give her what’s not his? Jerry can lie o. Anyways, she went to her balcony as Jerry asked and what did she see? Nothing but the sunrise that’s available to everyone else in the world. This ad is dedicated to making one’s partner feel special and the importance of communication in relationships. 

    I Don Port — MTN

    It was such a moment when MTN unexpectedly hit us with the I Don Port advert that featured Nollywood actor and comedian, Saka. It was the perfect timing for Saka to be the face of MTN Port, as he was an Etisalat ambassador before MTN pouched him. Saka ceremoniously performs the popular jingle written by Nigerian creative director, Chuka Obi. The subtle message is: Don’t stay stagnant. Go where the grass is greener if it’s beneficial.

    To Me, To You — Indomie

    How can you make little kids wait so long for food at a birthday party? What manner of unpreparedness is that? The kids eventually got tired of waiting, and without minding that their food was ready, they ran across their street to sing with a street musician. Their voices began to project across the blocks, calling other people’s attention, who joined in with music speakers. Before long, the street singing had become a bigger party. People gathered to appreciate and donate to the musician, while the birthday girl’s mum serves everyone Indomie noodles. And guess what. She’s Mama Do Good from the last Indomie ad.

    Energy 2000 — Yemkem International

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    Obesere recorded and performed this jingle for Yemkem International’s herbal product, so of course, it was iconic. Circa 2002 to 2005, almost all the Yoruba Nollywood films had the advert. I used to buss moves and sing along whenever I heard “Kilo mumi ta ponpon? Energy 2000” (translates in English to “What’s making me strong and bouncy? Energy 2000). The advert was so popular that some churches in South-West Nigeria substituted the “Energy 2000” with “Oruko Jesu ni (it’s the name of Jesus).” It’s 2023, and if I hear this anywhere, I’d still dance to it. 

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  • We Have More Gist On Airtel’s “The Rainmaker” Teaser

    In this article, we gave you a little background information on Airtel’s “The Rainmaker” teaser and what we think it could be hinting at – a TV series, or another mind-blowing advert. Well, we’re back with more gist on that.

    Asides being a period piece and starring Nollywood veteran, Jide Kosoko, here are other things we found out.

    • It is part of Airtel’s “Data Is Life” advert series.

    • Nigeria’s rich and diverse culture is on full display.

    • The acting and storytelling is superb.

    Airtel doesn’t fall hand; they keep keep dropping amazing on-screen content back-to-back.

    Just see for yourself.

    We love this whole cultural concept from “the smartphone network.” You should too. It’s available on Airtel TV if you’d like to rewatch the video. Also, stay alert on Airtel Nigeria’s social pages for more gist and get ready to #RepYourTribeWithAirtel as there’ll be prizes of up to 100, 000 Naira to be won.

    Anticipate!

  • 7 Things That Need To Stop Happening In Nigerian Adverts

    I’ve pointed out before how pointless and horrifying Nigerian adverts can be sometimes. I don’t know if it’s the drugs (lol) or the fact that the people who write these ads are out of touch with things that…make sense. But there are recurring elements in Nigerian adverts that heavily imply that they all exist in the same batshit cinematic universe. Elements that need to stop.

    Elements like:

    1) Bathing in slow motion.

    Because real life isn’t directed by The Wachowskis, no one bathes in slow motion like this. All this ensures is that you’ll be late to whatever you have to be at e.g work. Which means that if you shower like this enough times, you’ll be unemployed pretty soon.

    2) Making an entire table of food for a family of like 3.

    This isn’t even a celebration. Just a regular dinner. Who has the time to make a whole ass buffet for every meal? Who’s gonna eat all that? Don’t you even think about the word ”leftovers”! If this quantity of food is made for every meal, how long do you think the family has before their fridge is overflowing with leftovers??

    3) Moaning after tasting delicious food.

    I feel like there are different ways to express how delicious a plate of food in an ad is (for the sake of the audience) without having the actor pretend to cream their jeans after eating one spoon. Let me tell you something, bouillon cube ads, if I wanted to hear all that exaggerated moaning, I’d go watch white people porn.

    4) Anthropomorphic mascots.

    I don’t know how brands keep getting away with this but having an anthropomorphic version of whatever it is you’re selling as a mascot for your product is a terrible and super gross idea. There is something fundamentally wrong with having humanized chickens dance around a plate of chicken-flavoured noodles excitedly because they’re about to eat it. Wake up and smell the CANNIBALISM! I’m talking to you, Dangote Noodles.

    5) Pointless dancing.

    This is a still from a TV ad for Pure Bliss. This couple’s car breaks down, leaving them stranded. They worry for a few seconds but suddenly start dancing when a pack of Pure Bliss appears of out thin air.

    It’s amusing how many people that make ads think they can get away with not having a sensible plot if dancing is thrown in the mix. It’s lazy and overplayed. Also, dance long enough and watch the audience forget what it is you’re advertising.

    6) Voice dubbing.

    For lack of a better image to express this point, enjoy this GIF of Rick (Rick and Morty) yelling whatever the hell this is.

    I don’t know if its because the actors aren’t loud enough or that the makers don’t like how the actors sound, but there is a strange habit of dubbing over the actors’ original voices in Nigerian ads. This needs to stop – not because there’s anything wrong with the act – but because it’s usually done badly.

    7) Drastic before and after photos.

    Here’s a voice-over from a typical Nigerian cream ad:

    “Before, Nkechi looked like: *insert picture of Chewbacca with leprosy*. After using our cream, she now looks like this: *insert picture of supermodel photoshopped to perfection* “

    Stop it.

    Click here to read about 5 old Nigerian adverts that were pretty much horror movies in disguise.

  • 3 Nigerian Adverts On TV Right Now That Are Just Somehow

    Nigerian adverts have always been strange. I always assumed that the advertising industry would catch up to modern-day standards eventually as our movie industry did. But if these ads I saw yesterday are any indication, I was terribly wrong.

    1) Amstel Malta’s “We Got Balls” ad

    Amstel Malta ran an ad campaign to celebrate the Super Falcons involvement in the 2019 FIFA Women’s World Cup. Hilariously tagged “We Got Balls“, the campaign began with a television ad that truly felt like a Malaria-induced fever dream.

    It begins with four Nigerian celebrities; Dakore Egbuson-Akande, Tonto Dike, Linda Ejiofor–Suleiman, and Tiwa Savage, hanging out and having a few laughs at what looks like an empty hotel bar. They are wildly overdressed for the occasion but we’ll get to that later. A mysterious figure hidden in the shadows slides a can of Amstel Malta down the bar to the ladies. The person is revealed to be Big Brother Naija star and fake eyelash enthusiast, Cee C, smiling awkwardly.

    How long had she been there? No one knows.

    The other girls beckon Cee C to join them, and she does. A few moments later, five members of the Super Falcons team literally appear out of thin air, dressed in evening dresses and high-heeled shoes that they’re clearly uncomfortable in. Both groups stare at each other awkwardly for a few seconds before one of the football players snaps her fingers, magically changing her team’s dresses into their Nigerian football jerseys and boots. What follows is a series of reaction shots you just have to see to believe.

    Tonto Dike — A WOMAN WHOSE JOB IT IS TO ACT — reacts to the footballers’ clothes changing before their eyes.

    Cee C doing the best she can to enthusiastically invite the footballers over to join them.

    The footballers rejoice (at varying energy levels) about finally getting a seat at the table.

    Cee C gives one of the footballers the saddest high five you’ve ever seen.

    Just when you think the ad is about to end, Nollywood actor, Enyinna Nwigwe, shows up in a leather jacket and beret combo.

    The girls look at him like:

    And he responds by doing this:

    Which makes the girls go:

    Then the ad ends.

    What even was the point of this? If the ad was to celebrate the footballers, why are the showbiz celebrities in it? What was the significance of Eyinna Nwigwe making an appearance? You can tell that Amstel was going for a feminist thing here but succeeded in passing no message at all.

    2) Gulder “Own Your Journey” ad

    This campaign was an attempt by Gulder to “encourage people to own their journey to success and be the best version of themselves as they journey through life.”

    The ad starts with a guy who’s trying to start a furniture business and goes to talk to his uncle about his plans. When he’s finished, his uncle basically tells him this:

    Our protagonist isn’t discouraged, though, and orders two bottles of Gulder while telling his uncle not to worry. We skip to our main man meeting a friend at a bar in “the big city.” He tells his friend about his business plans and the friend basically tells him this:

    Our protagonist seems pretty confident about his chances, telling his friend to sit back and watch. He then orders two bottles of Gulder on his friend’s tab because he’s broke as hell.

    We skip again to our main man and his single employee in the space that they hope will become their furniture warehouse. The employee expresses concern that getting customers in the area they’re in could prove difficult, but our protagonist dismisses his employee’s fears with a wave of the hand and two cans of Gulder.

    If you’re sensing a pattern in this story, you’re not alone.

    Fast-forward a few years into the future, and our protagonist’s furniture business is successful. While at an event, he’s asked what he would say to all the haters who said his business wouldn’t make it. If you’ve been paying attention, you can probably guess what he responds with:

    All I got from this ad is that the main guy has a drinking problem and that his family and friends are terrible people.

    3) Pure Bliss

    This ad just shows random people in different locations throwing computer-generated packets of Pure Bliss biscuits to each other and going crazy after taking one bite.

    There’s this girl who is chilling in her garden and absolutely loses her shit after eating Pure Bliss.

    This woman who is at work and suddenly can’t fight the Pure Bliss feeling.

    This student leaving a lecture theatre, who no one bats an eye at as he’s doing his Elvis Presley dance.

    This couple stranded in the middle of nowhere.

    This housewife doing laundry.

    And finally, this group of friends I think were Netflix and chilling.

    All I got from this is that Pure Bliss is crack.

  • All The Things Nigerians Experience on Black Friday
    Black Friday if you did not know is a day reserved in November where prices are slashed and reduced drastically and companies give huge discounts and gift cards on item purchases, nobody ever wants to miss it. Here is a Black Friday experience and we are not alone on this for sure!

    1. People who always say “I am waiting for Black Friday” all year long.

    Okay now let us see about that, the day is coming.

    2. And they never stop blabbing about it once November starts.

    Can we hear word please?

    3. But then you check what the hype is all about.

    Well it would not hurt to see what it is about.

    4. And then you see a ridiculous price for an item you’ve always wanted.

    You don’t mean it!

    5. And you become the number one face of “Waiting for Black Friday”.

    We are about to buy out the store!

    6. So you buy data and wait on the website for the deals to drop.

    We all gonna die on the line.

    7. And you keep refreshing the page…

    I must not miss this thing today.

    8. But then something looks fishy.

    Oh no I did not wait ten months for this.

    9. The site is crashing.

    What is going on? What is happening?

    10. And then the page finally loads back up!

    I was about to lose hope.

    11. But the item is sold out.

    *cries in failed promises and expectations* What a waste, what is life, what do we have to live for.

    12. So you have to try amazon.com

    Lets give this another shot!

    13. But you see…

    What is wrong with the world today?

    14. So you resign to fate.

    It will be better next year…by God’s grace.