1. Call him “big head”. It’s a nationally accepted term of endearment!

when a Nigerian girl calls you BIG HEAD….
The ultimate term of endearment.

— director x (@maniofficial_ng) May 20, 2016

You see! No need for the name his parents gave him.

2. When he comes to talk to you, your face should be like:

As if you’ve smelt something bad and he is the cause.

3. If he asks you out, say no.

If he is serious he will come back again.

4. When someone suggests you just say it plainly, you’re like:

So that he will now be proud?

5. When he cracks a joke, you’re like:

Especially if you find it funny!

6. How you indicate interest:

Normal girl: Do you have a girlfriend?

Nigerian girl: This one you are texting me. Hope someone will not pour acid on my face?

— Bamz 🤺 (@NomskyN) August 11, 2016

Very important!