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1. That deep freezer full of stockfish and goat meat:

2. A stack of buckets nobody is using to do anything:

3. Ghana-must-go bags filled to the brim with nonsense:

4. Old cans of paint no one will ever use:

5. At least 3 fuel kegs because NEPA is an enemy of progress:

6. Mattress for the relatives that come and “visit”:

7. Every broken gadget that has ever passed through that house:

8. The dynamic duo of Nigerian foods:

9. That Christmas tree and dead Christmas lights that are older than you and your siblings:

10. All your old textbooks and report cards from primary school to secondary school:

11. Old shoes they swear they’ll still wear, even though one leg is missing:

12. All the plates, bowls and umbrellas from all the Owambes they’ve ever attended:

13. The special cutlery you only use during christmas and when really important guests come:

So, basically EVERYTHING is in that garage except their actual car:
