1. You, when you find out you’re going abroad and not to the village for the long holiday

Yassssss!!!

2. When you get to school and your friends ask what you’re doing this holiday:

I’m travelling!

3. When your friends start bringing out lists of things for you to bring back for them:

Do I look like  courier service?

4. Your mother’s idea of hand luggage:

Hello ma they said one small bag oh!

5. You, your siblings, and your cousins in the room ALL of you are forced to share

Just squashed like “sandine”.

6. What you think you’re going to be eating during the holidays:

Burger, pasta, fish & chips!

7. What you actually eat:

Might as well have stayed at home.

8. When your mom is shopping for you:

“2 items only!”

9. When your mum goes shopping for herself:

Money ain’t a thing!

10. Your parents idea of holiday activities:

Is it everyday sleep?

11. When your siblings start forming accent when you guys are in public.

Better not cut your tongue with all this “fiun fiun fiun” you people are doing.

12. When you realise you have to go home soon.

The abroad is sweet oh!

13. Then you remember you have new baffs, pictures and sweets.

Baddest Guy Ever Liveth!