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1. The Strict Mother
She never stops shouting
Will come into your room and leave your door open
She talks to you with her eyes alone and you get it
2. The Caring and Overprotective Mother
Most caring mother
Has never beaten you once
Will beg you to be a responsible child, and not forget where you’re from
3. The Emotional Mother
She can cry you a river or a waterfall
When you do something wrong she will cry till you feel horrible
Your dad pampers her all the time
4. The Hyper Mother
She has your back when your teachers are messing up
Ride or die mother
Once you please her,she has your back with your dad
5. The “Over-Extrovert” Mother
Is at every party in the estate
Will probably embarrass you when you both are outside
She thinks she dresses better than your girlfriend
6. The “Razor Mouth” Mother
Nobody messes with her
She has probably insulted all the teachers that don’t like you
She has a lucrative lace business
7. The Christian Mother
She will keep you at morning devotion for one hour
Is an expert at telling you not to do early relationships
Can give you her last money to have fun
8. The Young Mother
Nobody believes she is your mum
All your guy friends like coming to visit you
Your sisters like her cause she knows how to gist
9. The 21st Century Mother
Cooks the best food for real
All your friends like coming to visit for food
Manages to run two businesses at the same time
10. The Newly Born Again Mother
She used to be a party person
She is now a deaconess
Can insult the life out of people, but she’s born again now
11. The Generous Mother
She will sell her jewellry to send you to school
Her daughter-in-law loves her so much
Will give the best advice at anytime
12. The Fighting Mother
She has 10 kobokos
Her daughter-in-law is tired of life
She wants to live with her sons all year long
