1. Please oh, before you people kill us, we just have a couple of questions to ask about this Zeeworld something
2. Why does Zeeworld like slow motion like this? They no dey rush in India?
3. So you think you can love, have you watched any Zee World programme? You’ll start missing that girl in Primary 2 that didn’t reply your love letter
4. That one is even small, any small thing person anybody does, camera man must look at everybody’s face and reaction
5. Any small play, somebody will just crying, water doesn’t finish in Aarti’s eyes abi what?
6. Hmm, if you think Patience Ozokwor is wicked, you haven’t jammed the women on Zee World oh, they don’t play
7. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SAYING ‘BROTHER-IN-LAW’? No seriously, somebody explain biko
