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8 Hilarious Spells We Wish We Could Use In Real Life

Nigerians need magic too…

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Last Updated December 6, 2016

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1. Jolloficus-Ricicus

Creates jollof rice out of thin air.

2. Generatiamus

Turns on your generator when NEPA takes light.

3. Agua-Bagua

Brings ice cold pure water to you on a hot day.

4. Inlaws-mobilio

Sends your wahala in-laws (especially your mother-in-law) back to their village.

5. Morsel-diffindo

Perfectly splits food down the middle to make sharing easier.

6. Transportium-prohibere

Stops your danfo from leaving without you.

7. Frigidum

Freezes things, for those hot sunny days.

8. Incend-oleum

Shoots hot oil out of the wand. For plantain.

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