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1. When the usher tries to lead you to the front seat.
2. You, if you miss praise and worship.
3. When you hear “I don’t want to take too much of your time”.
4. When the pastor tells you to turn to your neighbour, but your neighbour turns to someone else.
5. You, when the pastor says a prayer for financial breakthrough.
6. When you hear “after the service the youths should stay behind”.
7. You, when an usher tells you to stand up during prayer.
8. When the pastor says “welcome 3 people” and a 4th person approaches you.
9. How everyone looks at you when you’re a first timer:
10. How you feel when you’re the first timer:
11. You, when you hear “it’s offering time”.
12. When you’re broke and you hear “second offering”.
13. When an usher tells you to put your phone away.
14. When the pastor is preaching about immorality and keeps looking in your direction.
15. When you open the bible passage before the pastor starts reading.
16. When the pastor says “hold someone’s hand and pray” but you can’t find anyone to pair up with.
17. When you hear “we will be rounding up shortly”.
