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1. When the bikeman is smelling and the breeze decides to blow the body odour into your face.
2. Having to pull up your pencil skirt every time.
3. When the bike suddenly enters a pothole and you painfully land on your balls.
4. Getting seriously scammed simply because it’s your first time in the area.
5. When the Okada man swears he knows where you’re going but after 3 trips through the whole of Lagos, he says…
6. Being unable to pick your phone calls.
7. Having to hold on to an Okada man’s sweaty waist because you don’t have liver.
8. Seeing your crush overtake you with their car in traffic.
9. When you and bae have to squeeze on one Okada.
10. Saying your last prayer everytime you want to ride an Okada in case the rider gets you killed.
11. Seeing an okada accident and swearing never to ride one again.
12. But you still go back because you’d rather not waste away in traffic.
