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  • Sarz’s Biggest Bangers Ranked by Twerkability

    Sarz’s Biggest Bangers Ranked by Twerkability

    Sarz is one of the biggest Nigerian producers of the moment, having worked with everyone from Wizkid and Niniola to Skepta and Queen B (Yes, Blue Ivy’s mother). But today, we’ll judge Sarz’s music based on one thing and one thing only: is it twerkable? 

    As Zikoko’s resident twerk expert (I was announced after BVAS didn’t work), this is an official ranking of Sarz’s biggest hits as an artiste from least to most twerkable. 

    Gone Girl with Obongjayar

    See, Gone Girl is a bop and arguably one of Sarz’s best songs, but is it twerkable? No. Obongjayar’s voice and narration about the girl who’s changing right before his eyes makes it hard for anyone to focus on jiggling their cheeks left and right. Gone Girl is a great song to sing along to and shout “Zombie” over and over again, but it doesn’t support bum bum activities. 

    Mad with Wurld 

    Mad doesn’t strike you as a song you can twerk to until you listen to it repeatedly. It’s what I call a grower, not a shower. The girls that get it, get it. 

    Tonongo with Lojay 

    Do not twerk to Tonongo unless you’re ready to be a parent because this song can and will lead you down the road of fornication. This hidden gem off Sarz and Lojay’s 2021 EP, LV N ATTN, is perfect for that seductive slow-motion twerking you see people do in the club at 3 a.m. 

    Park O X3 with Lojay

    Nothing about the lyrics from Park O X3 makes sense. What does “Sho fe jo ko ninu Mercedes. Abi o fe jo ko sinu methodist” mean? But who cares? As soon as Lojay starts singing, “Park o! Park o!” you’ll forget the lyrics and focus on the bigger picture, moving your dump truck up and down. 

    Good Morning Riddim

    Something about twerking to a song called Good Morning Riddim in the club at 11 p.m. doesn’t sound right to me, but who am I to tell people’s bum bum what it can or cannot do and at what time it’s supposed to do what it wants. It’s a mouthful, but you get the point. Bum bums deserve their own agency, and that’s what they’ll get.  

    Get Up with Flash and DJ Tunes

    This song’s title literally encourages you to get up in the club. And what do you do when you get up in a club? You guessed it. Twerk. DJ Tunes gave us Iskaba, and Flash joined SDC to give us Tropicana,so it’s no surprise that Get Up is a banging twerk anthem. 

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    Monalisa with Lojay 

    Do I have to say anything here? Monalisa is a versatile queen that supports twerking, all the legwork in the amapiano multiverse of madness, azonto and even yahoozee. Yes, I’ve tried all of them, and they all worked. 

    Vex with Wande Coal 

    If you liked Wande Coal’s underrated 2013 jam, Rotate, then Vex is the twerk anthem for you. This song is for chaotic but experienced twerkers who can twerk upside down without missing a beat. The last minute of this song will make your bum bum jiggle like hot amala.

    Designer with Niniola 

    Suppose Sarz and Niniola’s Ibadi was “Twerk 101: Twerking, The Basics” for first-year students. In that case, Designer is “Twerk 401: The Macroeconomics of Twerking” for final students who want to explore twerking on a larger scale. Niniola might not be a fan of Gucci or Fendi, but best believe she’s a fan of twerking.

    Inbox Riddim

    Have you twerked continuously for four minutes and 17 seconds before? Well, there’s always a first time, and yours will probably be when you listen to Inbox Riddim for the first time. Please, make sure you have access to painkillers after. Let it not be that I didn’t warn you. 

    Beat of Life (Samba) with Wizkid

    This song was made for twerking, and you can’t tell me otherwise. I have a strong feeling even Wizkid was whining his waist and backing that ass up when he was in the recording booth. I mean, we already have evidence that Ayodeji can throw it down here: 

    I still don’t know what “Samba” means, but something tells me it’s code for “get up and twerk”. 

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  • 12 Nigerian Lyrics Your Mother Would Allow You Tattoo on Your Body

    12 Nigerian Lyrics Your Mother Would Allow You Tattoo on Your Body

    It’s common knowledge that Nigerian parents don’t like tattoos, but what if we told you there are some Nigerian lyrics they’d actually want you to have as tattoos?

    Let’s get into it. 

    The chorus of Kizz Daniel’s Buga 

    If there’s one thing we learnt in 2022, it’s that Nigerian mummies and aunties love Kizz Daniel’s Buga. It’s like Baby Shark, but for 40+ women who love WhatsApp. It’ll be hard for your mum to say “no” to a tattoo of her favourite song. Try “So far, so good. Ko ni baje” first and see. 

    “Jesu Kristi loba wa” — Sability by Ayra Starr

    A tattoo that shows your mum she raised a good child who stans Jesus and Ayra Starr? Come on, there’s no way a Nigerian mother will fight this tattoo. 

    “Today Germany, tomorrow na London” — Loaded by Tiwa Savage and Asake

    You’re basically prophesying into your life, and your mother has to be the weapon fashioned against you if she decides to hate on this tattoo. 

    “I see darkness all around, but I know I’m the light” — Electricity by Pheelz and Davido 

    This is the equivalent of getting the lyrics to Sinach’s I Know Who I Am tattooed on your left thigh or back. Your mother would be proud of you for recognising your purpose in life and writing it in ink. 

    “Pay me my salary. I want to marry” — Anita by The Cavemen. 

    A focused child who wants to make money and give their mother a wedding (and potentially, grandchildren)? Nigerian mothers are sending BCS right now to boast about you to their frenemies. 

    “E kira fun mummy mi o” — Ojuelegba by Wizkid

    You’re literally hailing her and asking everyone to celebrate her too. How can any mother be mad at that? Make it make sense. 

    “Before dem use me, I go use my sense” — Peace Be Unto You by Asake

    I doubt the woman who told you to “put it on her head” when you asked stupid questions about where to put stuff growing up will be mad at you for telling the world you’re ten steps ahead of them. Nigerian mothers like to talk about “common sense” a lot, so it’s just common sense to know they’d love this tattoo. 

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    “I’ve never stopped in my life, so tell me, why would I stop now?” — Never Stopped by BNXN

    A resilient icon. Even your mother will stan. 

    “Wake up in the morning, Hallelujah. Chasing the money, chasing the bag” — Won Da Mo by The Mavins

    A tattoo that says you’re a prayerful child of God and a hard worker who refuses to settle is the best way to get your mother to not only approve your tattoo, but pay for it too. Shoutout to Rema for the cheat code. 

    “Dem never see me coming” — Bandana by Fireboy DML and Asake 

    Inshallah, your enemies will never see you coming. 

    “I stand strong (insert your name) no go minus” — Stand Strong by Davido and Sunday Service Choir 

    A choir is involved. That’s all you need to defend a tattoo of this line from Davido’s hit. Your mother will switch to your side the moment she gets this info. 

    “Moving with currency, I’m on a foreign p” — WO WO by Miz, BNXN and Blaqbonez

    The only time this tattoo will backfire is if you’re poor, and its message doesn’t match your lifestyle. Who doesn’t love dollars and pounds here and there. 

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  • 10 Random AF Collabs No One Saw Coming…But Still Worked

    10 Random AF Collabs No One Saw Coming…But Still Worked

    Sometimes, you hear two artistes are working together, and it makes a lot of sense — Wande Coal and Olamide, Wizkid and Burna Boy, The Cavemen and Asa or Flavour and Phyno. Other times, your first reaction to a collaboration is, “WTF?”

    This is a list of the collaborations that started out as “WTF?” but after listening, changed to “Yasss.” 

    Showmetheway — Cruel Santino and Poco Lee

    A collaboration between alté king, Cruel Santino, and hype man, Poco Lee, wasn’t on my bingo card for 2023, but here we are today. Even though Showmetheway has been a popular sound on TikTok since 2022, listening to the full version with its unexpected feature is a whole other experience. Poco Lee’s appearance is a blink-and-you-’ll-miss-it moment, but it further amplifies the synthy-owambe fuji music vibe of the song. 

    Stand Strong — Davido and The Sunday Service Choir 

    It’s easy to imagine Kanye West’s Sunday Service Choir providing backup to some inspirational song by Cobhams, Asa or Darey Art Alade that’ll get you teary-eyed. But a song with David Adeleke, Nigeria’s very own Shakespeare? No one saw that coming.

    Surprisingly, Stand Strong stands out, pun very much intended here, as one of Davido’s best songs to date. Over ten years into his career, the song is a testament to Davido’s growth from Back When to international choirmaster.

    All I Ever Wanted — Asa and Amaarae 

    2022 came with many surprises, but listening to Asa and Amaarae vibe on lyrics about hotel sex, eating coochie and five-star diamond dick was lowkey one of the year’s biggest surprises. Having the artiste who made alté music way before it was called alté on a track with one of the sound’s new leading voices was the gift we didn’t know we needed until we got it. 

    Every time Burna Boy collaborated with white people 

    From rock bands like The Fallout Boys (Sunshine Riptide) and Coldplay (Monsters You Made) to British icons Lily Allen (Heaven’s Gate), Sam Smith (My Oasis) and Ed Sheeran (For My Hand), Burna Boy has built a reputation for the most unhinged international collaborations.

    If you think an artiste’s sound won’t work well with Burna’s, that’s the artiste he’ll carry on his head. The best part is his coloniser collabs always slap. 

    Coming — Naira Marley and Busiswa 

    Naira Marley and Busiswa’s Coming is everyone’s guilty pleasure. Granted, we can’t play it in our Nigerian homes (or you’ll have to explain doggy style to your parents).

    Still, it’s two artistes who lead two very different movements. Naira Marley rules street pop, and Busiswa is the South African queen of house music. Now, we just need someone to erase this Tiny Desk version from the internet and our minds: 

    Crown of Clay — M.I and Vector 

    What if 2Pac and Biggie Smalls squashed their beef and released a song together after years of dragging each other like small gen? That’s what Vector and M.I did when they hooked up with Pheelz for the song, Crown of Clay.

    This 2021 collaboration was so unexpected because I can’t imagine working with someone who called me Judas, The Rat. M.I is a much better person than most because the beef would’ve turned to shaki by now. Nice song, though. 

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    Beautiful Onyinye — P-Square and Rick Ross 

    P-Square and Rick Ross’ Beautiful Onyinye remix is hands down one of the most random international collaborations ever. Then again, the song came out when Nigerians were willing to take any international collaborations that came their way. Remember Wizkid’s remix of Don’t Dull with Akon? P-Square threw in a random rapper on an audience fave, and now, we can’t listen to the original because the remix is somehow better. 

    Sweet in the Middle — Wurld, Zlatan and Naira Marley 

    Only Davido could think of adding Wurld on a Zlatan and Naira Marley feature. After dropping R&B and alté-inspired songs like Show You Off and Contagious, Wurld laying vocals alongside two of the biggest names in street pop sounded weird, but Sweet in the Middle became a major bop. Each featured act killed their parts, with Davido’s adlibs tying it together. 

    Calm Down — Rema and Selena Gomez

    Before anyone drags me, I’ll drag myself by admitting I didn’t like this Rema and Selena Gomez remix when it first dropped. But you know what? My opinion has changed. 

    Although the remix doesn’t even come close to the magic Rema captured on its original, it’s hard not to like it — especially after hearing it 100 times a day thanks to the radio, TV and social media. 

    High — Adekunle Gold and Davido 

    Adekunle Gold’s transition from sweet Orente baby boy to Afropop Zaddy reached an all-time high in 2021 when he dropped High alongside Davido.

    While an Adekunle and Wizkid collaboration might’ve sounded very on-brand, something about collaborating with Davido felt off. But that’s exactly what Adekunle needed to complete his transition. High was so good it ended up on our 2021 list of best Amapiano songs

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  • Pheelz, Young Jonn and the Rise of the Producer- to-Singer Phenomenon

    Pheelz, Young Jonn and the Rise of the Producer- to-Singer Phenomenon

    “Ahh, finesse! If I broke na my business.” was one of the most sung lyrics of 2022. Not since Tekno’s 2016 hit, Pana, had the name “Folake” put Nigerians in such a major chokehold. But with Finesse becoming our unofficial national anthem, Folake was in trouble again. And Pheelz, the man behind the hit, was quickly transitioning from in-demand producer to artiste of the moment. 

    Before Finesse, Pheelz had been riding on a wave of success as “Ridimakulayo” or “Pheelz Mr. Producer”, the producer behind major hits like Olamide’s Durosoke, Teni’s Billionaire, Fireboy FML’s Scatter and Adekunle Gold’s Pick Up (more recently, he produced Stand Strong for Davido). 

    With a lengthy resume of hits, Pheelz was as big as any producer could be, so why the shift from producer to artiste? Before we get into that, it’s important to know Pheelz wasn’t the first producer to pull this off. 

    The days before Pheelz

    No album defined early 2000s afrobeats like 2Face’s 2004 debut album, Face 2 Face. The “no skips” album made 2Face the leader of Nigeria’s new school at the time, but not a lot of people knew the man behind that album was none other than the late OJB Jezreel. OJB also produced for artistes like Daddy Showkey, Olu Maintain and Weird MC. Still, it wasn’t until he became famous as a singer, with Searching and Pretete that people finally registered his name. 

    And by 2008, other producers (like J Martins who produced Game Over for P-Square) had transitioned from console to microphone. 

    The first significant producer-to-artiste transitions that kicked off a new generation happened with Maleek Berry and Sarz, two producers who featured Wizkid on their breakout hits: Beat of Life and The Matter respectively.

    Maleek eventually went on a different path, leading with vocals on his 2016 EP, Last Daze of Summer. Meanwhile, Sarz has continued David Guetta and Metro Boomin’s method of laying the beat and inviting a featured artiste to sing. 

    Breaking down the job of a producer through movies

    I’ve always been curious about a music producer’s job, so I asked a couple, and the best analogy came from one who compared his job to a film director’s. Music producers are behind the scenes overseeing the whole shebang, like a Kemi Adetiba or Ishaya Bako, while artistes are the actors who are front and centre, like an Adesua Etomi or Tobi Bakre. 

    Producers are actively involved in the writing and recording of music. They help the artiste translate the sound stuck in their head, choose the perfect spot to throw in that amapiano beat or insist that the chorus should be the first verse and the first verse should be the bridge.

    Sometimes, producers build the music from the ground up and hand it to artistes — like Tekno did with If for Davido. They don’t just make the beat; they make the whole thing come together, just like a director coordinates everything from acting to costuming. 

    Behind every major hit or artiste is a producer who made it all happen. Yet, not every producer is the equivalent of a Kemi Adetiba whose films are as popular for the director as they are for the actors. Even though many have their producer tags and unique sounds, most casual listeners need help telling the difference between a Tempoe-produced song and a beat laid down by P.Prime. 

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    Why are producers playing both sides? 

    Before streaming and royalties existed, producers received a one-time fee, while artistes got to earn through diverse ways. Picture this: Wizkid pays me ₦5m to produce a song and it becomes a hit. Wiz can perform it at different shows for a paycheck of ₦10m each time, or get paid some cool millions by a beverage company to use the song in their ad. He’s made a lot as the artiste, while the producer is still stuck with the ₦5m.     

    Even with streaming, not all producers can make close to what one artiste makes in a year. American producers like Murda Beatz and London on Da Track are staples on Forbes lists, but Nigerian producers don’t have the same financial clout. So the maths is simple; becoming an artiste translates to more money. 

    Outside of the concert cheques, there are endorsements. As a producer behind the scenes, the chances of brands noticing your work enough to make you the face of a product is slim. But you know what’s slimmer? The consumers actually recognising you in the ads without seeing your name. 

    These transitions are not just about the cheques

    While it’s easy to narrow the motivations for these transitions to money, it’d also be a small-minded act on our end as music consumers. A clear example is Young Jonn, a producer who helped create street anthems like Olamide’s Story for the Gods, Falila Kaitan and Bobo.

    As a singer, Young Jonn’s music is tonally different from his work as a producer. Songs like Dada, If You Leave and Xtra Cool are stripped-down emotional love songs compared to the gritty sounds he made for Olamide, Lil Kesh and Davido. Becoming a singer helped unlock a different phase of his artistry, and the charts agree with me when I say it slaps. 

    It’s also important to note that like Young Jonn, some producers who are now singers actually started out as singers before production took off. 

    They ventured into producing for themselves but ended up creating hits for other people. Now, it’s easier for them to return to what they always wanted to do. 

    There’s also the argument for the shelf life of Nigerian producers. More often than not, producers get more expensive with experience and relevance. Not everyone can afford a Sarz beat right off the bat. This means he has to reserve his beats for the biggest names in the industry like Wizkid and Beyoncé, or artistes he feels a musical connection with, like Obongjayar and Lojay. But with cheaper producers popping up daily, it’s easy for even these artistes to branch outside their usual collaborators in search of new and affordable sounds. 

    More transitions coming 

    Following the recent success of these transitions, with Pheelz and Young Jonn dropping two of the biggest songs of 2022 — Finesse and Xtra Cool respectively — it’s only a matter of time before other producers grab the mic. After all, who’d have the best formula to make a hit record than the producer who can also sing? The question now is: Who’s next? Tempoe? Niphkeys? Rexxie? Or Killertunes? We still have time to find out. 

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  • 10 Questions Every Rihanna Fan Thought of Watching the Super Bowl

    10 Questions Every Rihanna Fan Thought of Watching the Super Bowl

    Rihanna might be responsible for your favourite contour stick, but best believe Mummy Fenty is still a performer. Returning to the stage for the first time in seven years, Rihanna performed some of her greatest hits at the 2023 Super Bowl — and still had time for a Fenty Beauty (and baby) promo mid-show. While her performance has audiences divided… 

    …these thoughts kept going through my head while Miss Robyn was floating, serving vocals and twerking in the air.  

    Will Rihanna make me watch football people play with their hands? 

    As a Nigerian (and someone who understands English), I’m curious to know why Americans call it football when they play the sport with their hands. Is it sarcasm? Anyway, I’m here for Rihanna. 

    Did God make Rihanna on a Sunday? 

    Can we come together as a people, join hands and take a few minutes to appreciate Rihanna’s face? No, look at the material. No one should walk around looking like this and still have talent. It’s not fair. 

    Wait a minute. Is my girl with child again? 

    No one thought “baby” when Rihanna mentioned bringing a special guest to the show. ASAP, come on now? We need to get that man away from my girl ASAP. Didn’t they announce a pregnancy like last year?

    Happy for my good sis, though. 

    Why is a pregnant lady this high up in the sky? 

    With brand new information that my girl is pregnant, I’m deeply worried about this Aladdin stage she’s floating on. What if one rope just untangles? It’s like when Beyoncé pulled this stunt when she was pregnant with twins in 2017:

    I’m stressed. 

    Did Rihanna sing all the hits in this world? Kilode? 

    Only Girl in the World, Work, Where Have You Been?, Rude Boy, Bitch Better Have My Money, We Found Love and the list goes on. This woman has hit after hit; it’s not even funny. And there were lots of hits missing from the set. No one has done it like Robyn Fenty, and I stan. 

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    How do I become her backup dancer so we can breathe the same air? 

    Rihanna killed this performance, but you see her dancers? Those people were on another level. They ate up each song, nary a crumb in sight. I know I can’t do more than some small azonto here and there, but I can learn. Take a risk with me and succeed, guys. 

    Did she just remind us she do usually do make-up, right there on stage? 

    Rihanna might’ve just been a singer back in the day, but Miss Mamas is now a billionaire skincare and make-up brand owner. The part where she paused the performance for some light touch-up with her Fenty Beauty killed me. A businesswoman for real. 

    Why doesn’t she have any special guests? 

    I love my girl, Rih, but with all her features, I expected her to bring out a guest performer. But you know what? I can’t even be mad at her. Remember when Janet Jackson brought out Justin Timberlake in 2004? 

    So no new album or single? 

    We all saw this coming when the NFL announced Rihanna was performing at the Super Bowl, but admit it, you still had hope. Well, I guess it’s time to go and stream Te Amo for the 1000th time. 

    Do we really need new music? 

    Okay, let’s check it. Rihanna gave us eight albums in the first seven years of her career, with each album producing at least five chart-topping hits. This woman has given us everything since she was a wee teenager. And let’s not forget how she’s stepped into two industries — beauty and lingerie — and made them accessible to all… while becoming a billionaire on the side. 

    Yes, Robyn Chidinma Rihanna Fenty has done what needed to be done and gave what needed to be given. She’ll still be an icon even if she decides to only sing lullabies to her kids for the rest of her life. Period. 

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  • Start Planning Your Wedding If You Remember These Nigerian Albums from 2013

    Start Planning Your Wedding If You Remember These Nigerian Albums from 2013

    It’s easy to remember 2013 as the year Instagram became a thing, while Blackberry, Ama Kip Kip shirts and carrot jeans faded away. But can we take a second to big up the music that dropped that year? From Tiwa Savage to Burna Boy, the hits flowed like unlimited Abacha funds, and we all had a good time. Somebody, please, take me back. 

    Baddest Guy Ever Liveth — Olamide 

    Remember when Olamide gave us albums yearly, and they all slapped? Good times. Baddest Guy Ever Liveth was Baddo’s third album in three years, and omo, it had zero skips.

    Looking for owambe songs? Olamide gave us Eleda Mi O, Durosoke and Anifowose. Looking to scatter the club? There was Turn Up, Baddo Love and Yemi My Lover. This was one of the best albums of 2013 and one of Olamide’s best albums of all time. 

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Dope Money with Phyno. Listening to two of Nigeria’s greatest rappers go back and forth on a sick beat will always do something for me. These two have such great chemistry it’s no surprise they’re still making songs together ten years later. 

    Leaving an Impact for Eternity (L.I.F.E.) — Burna Boy 

    If you think this Burna Boy’s African Giant thing started with Coachella, then you clearly haven’t listened to his debut album, L.I.F.E.

    After blowing up in 2012 with the smooth Like to Party and his round vintage glasses, Burna put his baby giant foot down with this album and hits like Run My Race, #YawaDey and Tonight. Even though he was just stepping into the spotlight, Burna moved with the confidence of an artiste who’d been doing this for over a decade. 

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Jah’s Love is True with Wizkid. Forget BD’OR and Ginger. This is Burna and Wiz’s best collab. Argue with yourself, please. 

    Once Upon a Time — Tiwa Savage 

    No one was doing it like Tiwa Savage when Kele Kele Love dropped in 2010. The good sis came in, served us looks, vocals, choreography and ate everything up. No crumbs left.

    Going toe to toe with the guys in the industry at the time, Tiwa dropped Once Upon a Time, and this album was fire. From the controversial Wanted to the Don Jazzy-assisted Eminado, Tiwa gave us left, right and centre. We need to give Ms Savage her flowers, please. 

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Folarin. This song gave us a glimpse of Tiwa’s IDGAF attitude popular on songs like Koroba, 49-99 and Tiwa’s Vibe. 

    Blackmagic Version 2.0 — Blackmagic 

    Talking about alté music without mentioning Blackmagic should be a crime in Nigeria. This man did not drop Rainbow in 2011 to be forgotten by the new generation. Not many people got Blackmagic’s style of music at the time, but everyone can agree Repete was pure magic. Other songs like Confam with Sasha P and Pass You By with Oritse Femi helped position Blackmagic Version 2.0 as one of the best albums of 2013, no cap. 

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Amnesia with M.I. This song was popular-ish, but the truth is, it should’ve been massive. Come on, guys, Blackmagic and M.I dragging their real and imaginary haters for filth? Inject it into my veins.

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    R&BW — Banky W 

    By 2013, Banky W had already claimed his position as the king of baby-making R&B music with 2008’s Capable and 2009’s The Banky W Experience — I know y’all remember Strong Ting. But as the generous king he is, Banky gave us another classic album in 2013, aptly titled R&BW. Extending his reign, the album had bangers like Yes/No, To My Unborn Child and Good Good Loving. Whew, what a time. 

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Lowkey. This slow seductive song will remind you of the time Pastor Banky was deep in the world like the rest of us. 

    Desire — Iyanya 

    Iyanya finally hacked the Nigerian music industry in 2013, five years after winning the first edition of Project Fame and trying to win us over with vocals and romantic grammar. Kukure had everyone and their grandma doing the etigi dance, but Desire fully revamped Iyanya’s career with songs like Flavour, Sexy Mama with Wizkid and Your Waist with Emma Nyra. 

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Somebody with Tiwa Savage. These two are vocal powerhouses, and it shows in this song. Iyanya even stops Tiwa at some point while she’s singing her ass off to remind her that vocals don’t sell in Nigeria. 

    Take Over — KCee

    Considering how much I heard Limpopo in 2013, I’d be happy if I never listened to that song again. Kcee, the taller half of the early 2000s group, KC Presh, came back with a vengeance as a solo artist towards the end of 2012, and by 2013, he’d dropped an album, Take Over, and started his own label, with Harrysong as one of the artistes.

    While Take Over didn’t follow up with hits as big as Limpopo, we got to know what Kcee and Wizkid would sound like as road safety officers on Pullover

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Give It to Me with Flavour. If Limpopo had you whining your waist in 2013, best believe this Flavour collab would break your waist in 2023. Godspeed. 

    Words Aren’t Just Enough — Waje 

    Words Aren’t Just Enough, Waje’s debut album, came in 2013. This was five years after her vocals helped P-Square turn Do Me into a major hit, and three years after she made her mark with For a Minute. Whether it’s doing vocal harmonies with Tiwa Savage on Onye or reminding us that men are trash on I Wish, Waje made an album that deserved a lot more than it got back then. 

    Underrated song that should’ve been a hit: Grind with Burna Boy. I didn’t see this collaboration coming, but somehow, they made it work thanks to Leriq’s sick production. Add this song to your sex playlist, and thank me later.

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  • The Best, Worst and Very Somehow Moments From the 2023 Grammys

    The Best, Worst and Very Somehow Moments From the 2023 Grammys

    The 2023 Grammy Awards came, saw, gave Tems her first Grammy, aired Burna Boy and failed to give Beyoncé her flowers… again. 

    Here’s a recap of all the moments that had us shook and the ones we’d very much like to forget. 

    Criminal: Beyonce losing “Album of the Year” for the fourth time 

    The most shocking moment of the night has to be when Beyoncé’s Renaissance lost the Album of the Year trophy to Harry Style’s Harry’s House. After putting out the most impactful and well-thought-out album of 2022 (still no visuals sha), everyone assumed this would be Beyoncé’s year to win the top prize, but the Grammys said: 

    Like Adele said in 2017, after winning Album of the Year, “What the f–k does she [Beyoncé] have to do to win album of the year?”

    Say What?: Harry Styles saying, “This doesn’t happen to people like me very often”, after winning Album of the Year

    As if beating out Beyoncé wasn’t bad enough, the As It Was singer went on to say things like this don’t happen to people like him. People like who, Harry? White men? British people? Straight men? Former One Direction members? 

    Boy, bye. 

    Best: Tems winning her first Grammy

    If the world was ending, best believe I’ll carry Tems and her Grammy and leave the rest of you to deal with all the wahala. Tems showed us once again that she’s THAT girl when she took home the Grammy for Best Melodic Rap Performance alongside Future and Drake for their song, WAIT FOR U. Considering the year Tems has had, I knew she wouldn’t walk away empty-handed. Now, we have to get ready for the Oscars. 

    Not too bad: Burna Boy losing in both categories 

    I didn’t see Burna Boy losing in both the Global Music Performance and Global Music Album categories coming. Even if Love, Damini didn’t take home an award, I at least expected Last Last, a massive worldwide hit, to win in its nominated category. 

    Anyway, maybe this is what you get for insulting and kicking your fans. 

    Best: Aunty Viola Chinonye Davis winning her first Grammy and getting EGOT status

    Viola Davis has had us in a chokehold since How to Get Away With Murder, so it’s time to pop champagne to celebrate her win. Not only did Aunty V win her first Grammy, but the award also makes her the third black woman and one of only 18 people to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony award. Talk about iconic. 

    I know that’s right: Lizzo shouting out Beyoncé during her speech for Record of the Year 

    Is it really the Grammys if one artiste doesn’t talk about how Beyoncé inspired their career? Adele did it in 2017, Megan Thee Stallion did it in 2021, and now, Lizzo. It’s the consistency for me. Grammys, we hope you’re hearing the crowd? The crowd is a lot. Many people are shouting. 

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    Interesting: Samara Joy winning “Best New Artist” over Latto, Muni Long and Tobe Nwigwe

    I didn’t know Samara Joy until today — apparently, she’s a jazz artiste. But she’s black, and one thing about me? 

    I.C.O.N.I.C: Beyoncé making history at the Grammys

    Coming into the 2023 Grammys, Beyoncé already had 28 Grammy awards and the record for the most-awarded female musician of all time, but the good sis said, “Hold my cup”. 

    Winning Best Dance/Electronic Album, Best R&B Song, Best Dance/Electronic Recording and Best Traditional R&B Album, Beyoncé moved her total to 32 Grammys, surpassing classical music conductor Georg Solti’s record of 31 Grammys. 

    Quick question: Where is she putting all these Grammys, abeg? 

    Here for it: Mary J Blige, DJ Khaled and Rick Ross stanning Tems… as they should 

    Forget Solape, it’s high time we ask Temilade what she put in her stew. 

    Very very somehow: Jay Z joining DJ Khaled, Rick Ross, Lil Wayne and John Legend to perform God Did right after Beyoncé’s loss

    DJ Khaled’s set for God Did would’ve been a great and timely performance to close the show if Beyoncé had won. But with the direction the show took, the song and performance felt off. God does many things, but I doubt Harry’s House winning over Renaissance was his handwork. I’ll find out on Sunday. 

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  • 8 Upcoming Albums That’ll Make 2023 Bang Like Today’s Bread

    8 Upcoming Albums That’ll Make 2023 Bang Like Today’s Bread

    Let’s be real, the music from 2022 slapped harder than the aftertaste of the best agbalumo you’ve ever had. Asake, Wizkid and Rema took us to the dancefloor. Asa, Victony and CKay made us fall in love, while Omah Lay and Obongjayar had us deep in our feelings. It was a great year for Nigerian music. But can 2023 repeat that magic? 

    With new stars on the horizon, and some of our faves returning with brand-new albums, 2023 might have some musical juju up its sleeves. These are some of the albums you should be excited about this year. 

    Davido 

    After showing us A Good Time in 2019 and A Better Time in 2020, Davido is gearing up to show us the best time in 2023. Initially scheduled for 2022 but postponed following a personal tragedy, Davido’s fourth album is one of the year’s most anticipated projects. With singles like Stand Strong and collaborations like Electricity with Pheelz and High with Adekunle Gold, it’s safe to say Davido has served us appetisers, and now, we’re ready for the main course in March

    P-Square 

    Mary Slessor is somewhere grinning for joy because her efforts were not in vain. After public back and forths pushed our favourite twins to try out life as solo artistes, Peter and Paul of P-Square reunited in 2022, proving that blood is thicker than beef. While the duo have been on tour since their surprise reunion, they’ve hinted at a new album in 2023, their first since 2014’s Double Trouble which gave us bops like Collabo and Shekini

    Tems 

    Billboard Hot 100 regular, BFF to Beyoncé and Rihanna, BET International Act of the Year winner and Oscar nominee? God of Tems, your boy is loyal

    With two goated EPs to her name and a long list of hits, the only thing left for Tems is a debut album, and 2023 might be the year we finally get it. This album is sure to have the whole world shook, but for me, I’m just hoping she considers calling it “Tems and Condition”, or “On My Own Tems” at least. That’s all I want from Temilade. 

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    Olamide 

    It’s been one year and six months since Olamide dropped his last album, UY Scuti and wallahi, I’m not okay. Despite working with Phyno and Wande Coal, and helping artistes like Asake and TI Blaze cross over into mainstream consciousness with his remix of Omo Ope and Sometimes in 2022, Olamide has been guarded with his own material for a while now. But all that is about to change in 2023 with the release of Unruly, his 10th and final album. No, you’re not the only one crying. 

    Asake

    If there was one artiste who had their foot on our necks with back-to-back hits, it’s Ololade mi Asake. From the moment he dropped the remix of Omo Ope with Olamide in February 2022 to his latest single of 2023, Yoga, Asake has refused to leave the studio and the charts. Knowing his itch to drop new music every three to four business days, there’s a high chance Asake might drop a whole other album in 2023. But don’t fight me if he doesn’t. 

    Lady Donli 

    It’s hard to believe it’s been four years since Lady Donli showed us a good time with her 2019 debut album, Enjoy Your Life. From Tems to The Cavemen, that album introduced us to artistes who eventually became major rockstars. But most importantly, it provided an avenue for joy and escape despite all the wahala Nigeria kept throwing at us. With a new album, Pan African Rockstar, on the way, I can’t wait to see what Lady Donli has up her musical sleeves. 

    Tay Iwar 

    Tay Iwar is one of the most exciting voices on the Afrobeats scene right now. You don’t believe me? Well, ask Wizkid, M.I., Asa and Tiwa Savage why they’ve worked on features with him. Since dropping his 2018 debut album, Gemini and the 2021 pandemic-influenced Love and Isolation, Tay has worked behind the scenes with Wizkid and other artistes. But we might finally be getting a new EP this year. Hopefully, it has the song he recorded with Ayra Starr during that recording session they both posted on their Instagram stories . 

    Odumodublvck 

    Odumodu’s time is now, and he’s seizing the moment. The Abuja-based rapper, known for his punchy flows and Okpu Agu, has built a cult following within Nigeria’s burgeoning drill and rap scene since 2017 when his first tape dropped. But with the release of the Zlatan-assisted Picanto in 2022, Odumodu seems poised for a major crossover season. Currently lining up songs with Santi, BOJ and Blaqbonez, Odumodu’s next album might be his biggest yet.

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  • So What If Seyi Vibez Sounds Like Asake?

    So What If Seyi Vibez Sounds Like Asake?

    From Lagos to Atlanta, fans never stop comparing and pitting their faves against each other. Just like Rihanna can’t beat the Beyoncé comparisons 17 years into her awe-inspiring career, Davido still gets Wizkid comparisons daily despite just a year between their debut. Similarly, Seyi Shay was compared to Tiwa Savage when she came out with Irawo, Rema to Wizkid after his breakout with Dumebi, and more recently, Seyi Vibez to Asake.  

    No one had a better year than Asake in 2022, at least not when it came to afrobeats. In February, the singer released an Olamide-assisted remix for his fairly popular single, Omo Ope. Before we knew it, a string of hits, like Sungba alongside Burna Boy and Peace Be Unto You (PBUY) helped usher in his no-skips debut album, Mr Money with the Vibe

    Asake wasn’t joking when he sang, “I just blow, but omo I know my set” on PBUY, because the truth is, he’d been in the industry since the mid-2010s in a ring of upcoming artists that included Blaqbonez, Fireboy DML and Cheque, each one fighting for their big break. But deeply inspired by the melodies of fuji music and the choir effects of that church at your junction, Asake finally caught the world’s attention with his own sound. 

    What followed Asake’s entry was a truckload of hits with a similar sound pattern from other artists. Pheelz finessed a hit with BNXN, Carter Efe paid tribute to Wizkid with Machala, and both Tiwa Savage and Fireboy DML brought Asake on board for Loaded and Bandana respectively. The sound was everywhere, and while people called Asake out for repeating the same formula over and over again, we still danced and streamed. Everything was fine with the world until Seyi Vibez dropped Chance (Na Ham)

    Contrary to what people might think, Seyi Vibez didn’t come out of nowhere. Before breaking out with Chance (Na Ham) and winning fans like Burna Boy and Rema over, Seyi Vibez had built a reputation on the streets of Lagos with songs like God Sent and +234. These songs crossed over from the “streets” to the mainstream scene, but most people couldn’t place the name or the face behind them. However, with the release of his debut album, Billion Dollar Baby, Seyi experimented with a new sound, and most people are claiming it’s a little too similar to that of Ololade mi Asake. 

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    Discussions surrounding Seyi Vibez, his sound and Asake’s have left the internet divided. For some, Seyi Vibez literally jacked Asake’s sound and is trying to make a name out of it.

    And for others, these artistes are different in every way. 

    Whether the new Seyi Vibez sounds like Asake doesn’t really matter. The argument has dragged on for too long, and since I’m writing about it, I’m clearly part of the problem. But we often forget that as much as artistes make music about themselves or their experiences, they don’t exist in silos, either as artistes or human beings. They consume what we consume, and at some point, it might pop up in the art they create. 

    Remember when Mr Eazi came out with Skin Tight and Bankulize, kickstarting an era of slowed-down Ghana-influenced hits like Runtown’s Mad Over You and Tekno’s Pana? These artistes had been making music for a long time, and when a new wave arrived, they rolled with it. Our industry isn’t big enough to ask an artist not to experiment with or borrow their peer’s winning formula. Asake unlocked something with his music, but it doesn’t mean this sound is exclusive to him now. 

    We often task artistes to be different and keep reinventing their sound, but what if I use a sound everyone already loves to tell a story that’s unique to me, isn’t that different enough? Seyi Vibez might sound like Asake, but it doesn’t mean their music is the same.

    The most glaring difference lies in the vibe and underlying meaning behind their songs. While Asake might reminisce about the years before he became famous, a lot of his music is celebratory. Songs like Organise, PBUY and Joha are club bangers to the rest of us, but to Asake, they remind him that he’s the shit — he’s no longer the upcoming singer from OAU. 

    Meanwhile, Seyi Vibez’ music is rooted in the moments right before you reach that dream. Even when it’s celebratory, it paints a picture of what life would look like when he finally gets to live out his dreams. 

    These themes reflect the different phases they’re in: one is a major breakout star, and the other is on the precipice of crossing over. 

    When it comes down to it, not everyone can or will like both artistes. Just because I like Asake doesn’t mean I have to like Seyi Vibez and vice versa. But discrediting one artiste’s work for the upliftment of another’s feels very 2005. The two can exist in the same industry without everybody foaming at the mouth. 

    Newer artists are always either placed in a box or pressured to stand out, but we need to give them time to find a style that works for them, regardless of whether it’s groundbreaking or familiar. Allow them to find a space where they believe they can best express themselves, and simply enjoy their music if it sounds good to you. 

    The conversation shouldn’t be about who sounds like who but how street pop is getting the respect it deserves for shaping the culture. These two artistes are the most recent in a long line that includes Olamide, Naira Marley and Zinoleesky, who’ve managed to extend what was supposed to be 15 minutes of fame into impactful careers. 

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  • 10 Times Tems Reminded Us She’s THAT Girl

    10 Times Tems Reminded Us She’s THAT Girl

    Tems wasn’t playing in 2019 when she told us not to try her

    Tems first caught our attention in 2019 with her defiant hit, Try Me. Since then, she’s blown up big time, moving from an underrated alté artiste to one of Nigeria’s biggest afrobeats exports.Whether it’s dropping songs of the summer back-to-back, with Essence in 2021 and WAIT FOR U in 2022, or becoming the first Nigerian singer to be nominated for an Oscar, Tems is the leading vibe right now, and no one can deny it.

    Here are all the times she’s had us calling on the “God of Temilade Openiyi”. 

    When she wrote Lift Me Up 

    You just had to have been there the day the first Black Panther: Wakanda Forever trailer dropped. We were all happy for Letitia Wright and co., but it was Tems singing a cover of No Woman No Cry that turned Nigerian Twitter upside down.

    Not long after, she took another trip to Wakanda to write the film’s main song, Lift Me Up, for Rihanna in honour of Chadwick Boseman — not to be confused with BBNaija’s Herve’s Chad Boswick

    When she got an Oscar nomination for writing Lift Me Up 

    It was cool enough to write the official soundtrack for Black Panther and have Rihanna sing it. But just like BNXN, Tems refused to stop. She had to go ahead and get a nomination for Best Original Song at the Oscars, making her the first Nigerian singer to achieve that.

    It always takes one person to cross the invisible line, and now that Tems has done it, more Nigerian singers can work towards it too. I love a ceiling-breaking history-making queen. 

    The time she became the first Nigerian female artiste to win the BET Award for Best International Act 

    After years of the Best International Act at the BETs rotating between Wizkid, Burna Boy and Davido, Tems pulled up in 2022 and said, “Guys, it’s enough. Even God rested on the seventh day.” Taking home the award alongside another for Best Collaboration for Essence, Tems broke the yoke of the three GOATS. Hallelujah!

    The time she told everyone to “move out di way” so she, Grace Jones and Beyoncé could party

    Beyoncé is officially Tems best friend in my head, and that’s on period. After years of making the world wait for a new album, Queen Bey AKA Iya Ibeji AKA Mummy Blue finally dropped her seventh album, and guess who was one of the only three artists to feature on the album? Yes, sis, Tems baby. 

    Not only did Tems co-write the song Move, but she also dropped vocals alongside Grace Jones. Who run the world? Sorry, I couldn’t help it. 

    The time she got more Grammy nominations than the African Giant himself 

    Tems is no stranger to the Grammys after being nominated back in 2022 alongside Wizkid for Essence. Even though she lost that Grammy, our girl returned Daft Punk-style, harder, better, faster and stronger, with three nominations in 2023 for the inescapable WAIT FOR U alongside Drake and Future. 

    Dear Grammys, don’t play with us this year o. We will riot if Temilade leaves that place empty-handed. Shalom. 

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    This cute moment when dog owners found out their dogs had Rebel Gang ID cards

    @multitalentedboy_

    This thread of dogs singing “Free mind by Tems” is beyond hysterical🤩. #dog #dogs #dogsoftiktok #funnydog

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    I thought I’d seen it all in this life until I bumped into the TikTok trend where dogs try to harmonise with Tems on her hit record, Free Mind. Now, Free Mind is an Instagram reels and TikTok fave for all those influencers pretending to wake up in front of the camera. But who knew Bingos around the world also loved homegirl, Tems? The power of good music. 

    When she became the first Nigerian artiste to debut at number one on Billboard Hot 100

    It’s one thing to get onto the Billboard Hot 100; I mean, Wizkid, CKay, Rema and Burna Boy have all done it, but to have your song enter at number one? That’s a feat few international acts can add to their LinkedIn. Debuting at the top of the charts in 2022 for WAIT FOR U with Future and Drake, Tems became the first Nigerian to get this major win. 

    When she also became the first female Nigerian artist to enter the Billboard Hot 100 with no features 

    When Tems dropped her debut EP, For Broken Ears, in 2020, everyone was obsessed with the song, Damages. Fast-forward to 2022, and Free Mind, a cult fave from the EP, blew up out of nowhere on TikTok, turning Tems into a social media queen. The same song ended up being her first solo entry onto the Billboard Hot 100, and she’s avoided putting out a pointless international remix to keep it on the charts. A true queen with dignity. 

    Back-to-back lewks on magazine covers, because why not? 

    Look at the material, and you be the judge of it. We don’t have to say much here. 

    The times she had Adele and Rihanna fangirling over her 

    It’s one thing to have fans — shoutout to the rebel gang — but to have Adele singing your song back to you, and Rihanna telling you you’re the shit? Girl, Tems is on another level, and I can’t help but stan. 

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