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  • These Street Foods Made Life in Warri More Colourful

    These Street Foods Made Life in Warri More Colourful

    “Our famous Warri beans pie is actually an intercontinental dish”, was what his Whatsapp status read, and because I’d lived in Warri, I actually knew the snack he was referring to. I commented on the post, we had a good laugh, and then, this conversation.

    As told to Memi


    Up until I left home in 2017, I’d thought everyone knew these foods, or at least, heard about them. But every time I reminisced about the street foods I grew up on, I raised a few brows — and that’s when I realised how unique they are. 

    I’d never learnt how to make any of these foods, even though I knew most of the ingredients and processes involved by heart. The food just slapped better when it was bought off the streets of Delta State. Not having access to these foods now, has to be one of the biggest culture shocks I’ve experienced moving to the East. 

    RELATED: 9 Nigerian Meals We Love to Eat but Never Cook Ourselves 

    I grew up in Delta State, Warri to be precise. And in my 20-plus years, I just might’ve tried all the street foods available there; from madiga to kpokpogarri, esikpokpo and abolibo fish even. But if I had to choose one, it’d be madiga paired with corned beef and Blue Band margarine. 

    Madiga is baked flour, like bread but stronger and in small hand-size squares. I like to think of it as a local jawbreaker because I don’t think anyone can go through four without having a toothache. I don’t believe there’s anyone in Warri who hasn’t had madiga because it’s everywhere there.

    If you want to add a twist, you can eat it with esikpokpo — pork stock or juice, if you may. I know how it sounds, but you’d be surprised how great it tastes.

    We had a woman who sold snacks in my high school, and for sure, most of my pocket money went to her. When I wasn’t obsessing over madiga, it was coconut candy — fried coconut shavings wrapped in honey — and on some days, Kpokpogarri — dried cassava sold with groundnut, salted or not.

    CHECK THEM OUT: 7 Meals You Can Eat on Sunday Instead of Rice 

    While others looked forward to Sunday rice, I couldn’t wait to have the end-of-service bean pie. My parents attended an Anglican church and the services went on forever, my friends and I would sneak out during service to buy beans pie. It remains one of my fondest childhood memories because it a Sunday ritual. I recently watched a Hollywood movie in which they mentioned beans pie, and since then, I’ve been bragging that it’s intercontinental. I said what I said.

    Speaking of internationally-recognised foods, I was once in an argument about this particular fish dish I liked— abolibo fish — it took a Google search to prove it exists. Nigerians are quick to cancel anything they’re not used to, but I think you have to at least try the food before cancelling it. For instance, maggots — yes, edible worms, fried and lined on a stick. The best ones are gotten in traffic before entering the city proper.

    An honourable mention: Banga rice or oil rice. The catch here is it has to be eaten straight from a nylon. You literally just cut a hole at the tip and press the rice out. It doesn’t matter how old I get, this would always be the way to eat it. If it’s served on a plate, I don’t want it.

    ALSO READ: This Is For You If You’re Addicted To Street Food

  • 9 Low-Budget Recipes You Can Make With Ingredients in Your House

    9 Low-Budget Recipes You Can Make With Ingredients in Your House

    Nigeria is hard these days, and things are getting more expensive day by day, but man must chop. These nine recipes work with tight budgets and ingredients you already have in your kitchen or can easily be sourced.

    Plantain fufu 

    When you’re tired of eating staple swallows like eba, pounded yam, etc. It’s also a lot healthier and lighter. Enjoy with your favourite soups. 

    Find the recipe at Chef Lola’s Kitchen


    ALSO READ: What’s The Best Way To Eat Plantain? We Ranked Them All


     Garri chips 

    An interesting way to eat garri that I totally recommend. It’s not every time you have to drink garri and groundnut. Sometimes you have to try things outside the box. I doubted the recipe until I tried it, and I haven’t looked back since then.

    Find the recipe at Ife Grace

    Plantain and ice cream 

    I’m including this recipe here because I’ve tried it and it bangs. There’s a whole video of me trying it, and I was shocked at how good it tasted. The recipe isn’t complicated; just fry plantain and eat with vanilla ice cream. 

    Find the recipe on TikTok

    Spaghetti Jollof 

    I like to believe that spaghetti Jollof is a staple in every Nigerian home. In my house, we make it at least twice a week, because it’s easy to make and doesn’t cost much. But just because it’s quick to make doesn’t mean you should cook it anyhow. Here’s a recipe that’ll have you feeling bougie. 

    Get the recipe on Zikoko

    Agege bread French toast 

    I know this may sound strange, but the French toast slaps much harder if made with agege bread. It slaps even without nutmeg or vanilla extract.

    Get the recipe at Dobby’s Signature


    ALSO READ: Which Bread Is the GOAT? We Ranked Them All


    Egg toast 

    This is one of the ways Indians like to make bread and eggs. It’s sort of the same way you make French toast, but you add a few other ingredients like tomatoes, onions and pepper. 

    Get the recipe at India Healthy Recipes

    Yamarita without flour

    Most people include flour when making yamarita, but I just found out that you can do without the flour and it would still taste great. I’m very excited about this because I stopped making yamarita due to the high price of flour, but now I’m back. These are the things I love to see. 

    Get the recipe from Adanna’s kitchen

    Plantain chips 

    I genuinely thought the process of making plantain chips was a long, difficult one until I read the recipe. Please why have I been buying plantain chips instead of making them in my house? 

    Get the recipe at Precious Core 

    Jollof rice with corned beef

    The day my mother cooked this at home, I wondered what was going through her mind. Why did she think mixing rice and corned beef was a thing to do? Then I tried it and all my doubts went out the window. Try this recipe out today. 

    Get the recipe at Telande World 


    Also try out some of the chocolate recipes: 8 Homemade Chocolate Recipes for World Chocolate Day

  • “I Pay ₤60 to Eat Jollof Rice in Germany” — 9 Nigerians in Diaspora Talk About Nigerian Foods They Miss

    “I Pay ₤60 to Eat Jollof Rice in Germany” — 9 Nigerians in Diaspora Talk About Nigerian Foods They Miss

    We support your japa plans 100%, but are you mentally prepared to give up Nigerian foods? In this article, nine  Nigerians living abroad confessed how costly it is to get their favourite Nigerian meals abroad.

    Joan, 37

    I moved to Alberta, Canada, 11 years ago. My older siblings thought it would be great to get a master’s degree and work my way into the system. They were right, but no one prepared me for how much things would change, particularly with food. 

    I went from eating fresh fruits literally plucked off my father’s farm trees to eating mushy canned fruits. 

    The fruits that weren’t canned (e.g. mangoes) tasted odd to me. I can’t explain how, but they didn’t taste as fresh as the ones I used to eat back in Nigeria. It was later I learnt some of the fruits here are genetically modified to get bigger. 

    Meye, 40

    I’ve been in Canada for 10 years, and during the dreary winters, all I crave is pounded yam and banga soup littered with bush meat, kpomo and dried fish. Since I left Nigeria, Chinese food has been my staple because it’s the cheapest food option I actually enjoy. 

    I can’t even imagine trying to shop at the African stores in Calgary. And trying to get my siblings to ship foodstuff from Nigeria is so stressful. The ones they sent at the beginning of the year [2022] still haven’t arrived, so, until I’m back in Nigeria, I’ll have to manage Chinese food.


    RELATED: 9 Nigerians Share Their Experience With Foreign Food


    Steven*, 39

    I moved to Rwanda in 2019 to start a pepper business. It’s been the best decision I’ve ever made. But the food? Not so much. I went from having aunties, nieces and a sister who’d cook for me to figuring out how to cook my own meals. The culture is very different — the women I dated in Rwanda weren’t bothered about cooking the typical soups I liked. Once they served me fried potato chips, that was it. No one was stressing.

    To be fair, Rwanda doesn’t have a lot of food options. I’ve gotten used to it though. I eventually started cooking meals for myself and the Rwandan woman I’m currently dating. I still miss having someone whip up a nice plate of banga and starch sha. 

    Elly, 26

    I moved to Boston, Massachusetts five years ago for my undergraduate degree in 2017. Amala and ewedu from Lagos is something I really miss. I hate that I have to make it on my own when I could’ve easily walked into a buka back home. Imagine spending $10–$20 for only ewedu here. Luckily, I still get to beg my mum to send amala flour to me.

    Kamni, 28

    I moved to Dubai in 2017 for my master’s degree. The list of things I miss getting on a regular basis from Nigeria is plenty, but one thing I can fight someone for right now is ipekere and elegede soup. Ipekere is like akara made of corn and fried into shapes like churros — it stays crunchy for days. Elegbede is a native soup from Ondo state. 

    It’s not like I don’t get local food in Dubai. I tend to cook more than I eat out, but foodstuff here is so expensive. Takayama for instance. The last tuber I got cost like 30 or 35 AED. That’s about ₦4,500–₦5,000 for one small skinny tuber. Even ata rodo (habanero pepper) is around ₦10k for 2kg. At this point, I go to the store once a month to get everything I need because even transportation to the store is another wahala.

    Uche, 28

    I moved to Germany for a PhD in 2018. Nothing tastes the same over here. I have to cook a lot of things myself and even then they don’t bang. Maybe it’s because I use an electric cooker and not a gas cooker and I’m tired.

    I just stopped being able to cook Nigerian staples like jollof rice because every time I tried, it was just underwhelming. Now, I pay someone in Berlin ₤60 to deliver jollof rice to Braunschweig which is almost three hours away. 

    But what I miss the most is soups like oha. Getting that in Germany isn’t quite as easy.


    RELATED: 9 Nigerian Meals We Love to Eat but Never Cook Ourselves


    Ovo, 56

    I moved to Cardiff in 2000 as a Chevening scholar. I was married at the time with one kid, but my family couldn’t come along with me. I liked the idea of trying new foods in England, but when it came down to it, nothing felt as satisfying as waking up to pounded yam and egusi back in Nigeria. The English chicken soups, mashed potatoes and nuggets didn’t compare. And as someone who’d never had to cook my own food, the transition was hard.

    The first time my wife and son visited me, I had to beg her to bring soup. I don’t know how I expected that to work, but I was desperate for any kind of Nigerian swallow after six months in Cardiff.

    Peace*, 42

    When I was 30, I got into a master’s program and moved to Scotland., where I’ve lived since 2008. I’m not crazy about Nigerian food, but the one thing I miss is our spices. Pepper soup spice has to be on the top of my list because I still ask my sisters in Nigeria to ship them to me at least once a year. 

    Grace, 29

    Since I moved to Alberta, Canada, four years ago, I haven’t had cereal. Finding good powdered milk has been a struggle for me because the liquid milk here makes me feel bloated. The taste isn’t my favourite thing either. 

    It’s not sustainable to have powdered milk delivered from Nigeria so I don’t bother. Hopefully, I’ll find something I can sustain, but for now, no cereal for me.


    READ ALSO: How to Find Nigerian Food Abroad


  • Eat These 7 Comfort Foods When You’re Fighting With Your Partner

    Eat These 7 Comfort Foods When You’re Fighting With Your Partner

    Most of the time, when people are fighting with their partners, they like to eat because they’re upset, sad or stressed.  Here are the best comfort foods to help you through these times.

    Cold eba and any soup

    Fighting can drain your mental and physical strength. You’ll need the energy to fight your partner back, and that’s why eba is a great choice Hot eba do usually cause sleep, but if it’s hard and cold? Instant energy.

     Ponmo or any other strong meat 

    Use all the anger you have in your body to chew stong ponmo or any other type of hard meat. Focus your energy on transferring aggression to strong cow hide. By the time you’re done chewing, you won’t have any energy to fight again. 

    Pap 

    If you don’t have the energy to fight and you want to keep your mind away from it, sleep. If you want to have the kind of deep sleep that makes you forget you exist, eat very hot pap with plenty of milk and sugar. By the time you wake up, you won’t even remember that you have a partner, talk more of fighting with them.

     


    ALSO READ: 9 Fast Foods That Can Get Nigerians in Their Feelings


    Fried rice and chicken 

    Life is for enjoyment and not for stress or suffering. Why waste all that time fighting with your significant other when you could be enjoying life? Abeg, forget about them and eat some fried rice and a big piece of chicken. 

    Brownies and ice cream

    If the fight is serious and you’re sad, ice cream and brownies can be the perfect comfort food. Nothing does it better than sweet junk food. To make it better, eat the brownies while watching a rom-com. 

    Avocado

    I added this option not for you to eat (because avocados shouldn’t count as food in any shape or form), but for you to take your anger out on them. Buy avocados and smash them with your fists — or a wooden spoon. I’m not even joking, I’ve done this before and it helped.


    RELATED: What Avocado Eaters Think They Are vs What They Really Are 


    Pasta 

    As a Nigerian woman, there’s no way I could leave this option out. Mostly because pasta is one of the greatest foods ever created. Once you eat some spaghetti Bolognese or some creamy penne pasta, you’ll be so happy and joyous that you won’t even care about the fight anymore. Your partner is forgiven instantly. 

    Amala

    Amala, ewedu and gbegiri is such a top-tier meal that it deserves to be eaten in every situation. Whether you’re upset, happy, fighting with your partner, or you’re happy together with them, eat amala and maintain happiness. 

    Somebody else’s work 

    Why stress yourself out by fighting your partner when you can eat someone else’s work? 


    While we’re on the topic of food and love, read this: 10 Foods That Will Improve Your Love Life

  • Try These 8 Hacks to Make Your Alcohol More Interesting

    Try These 8 Hacks to Make Your Alcohol More Interesting

    The weekend is here, and if there’s one thing I’ll do, it’s recommend different ways people can drink alcohol. Today you’ll be discovering ways to make your alcohol more interesting. 

    Vodka gummy bears 

    I like to call this the lazy and fast way of making a cocktail because you don’t have to do a lot of mixing, and you still get some colour and flavour in your drink. All you need is a bottle of vodka, a bag of gummy bears and a medium-sized bowl. 

    You can try this with one or multiple-flavoured gummies. Put the gummy bears in a bowl, pour in vodka, then leave for about 5 hours. For a deeper flavour, you can leave it overnight. Once it’s done, you can chew the gummy bears (which have soaked up alcohol) and drink the vodka. 

    Add Ribena to your dry red wine 

    This was something I tried yesterday. I was about to drink Ribena when I remembered that I had some leftover red wine in the fridge. My decision to combine both is one of the best decisions I’ve made this week; it’s like heaven on your tongue. Works best with dry reds such as Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon and the likes. 

     ALSO READ: Interview With Red Wine: “Why are Nigerian Women Lying Against Me” 

    Pour alcohol into your watermelon

    I’m pretty sure this isn’t the first time you’ve heard about this. So why haven’t you tried it yet?  Just cut a narrow but deep hole (it has to be deep so that the drink will seep through) into your watermelon in the shape of your liquor bottle, turn over the bottle and put the mouth in the hole and let the alcohol pour into the melon. 

    Leave it until it’s empty or until you think the alcohol poured in is enough. Put the watermelon in the fridge to chill for about four hours, then cut it up when you’re ready. 

    Use alcohol to make ice cubes 

    Normally, when you want a really cold drink, you tend to add ice cubes. To do things a little differently this time, make your ice cubes out of whatever alcohol you’re drinking. If you’re having whiskey, fill your ice tray with whiskey. That way, when the ice melts, it’s not diluting your alcohol, it’s just adding to it. 

    Experiment with Skittles 

    Have you ever tried adding Skittles to, say, tequila? Here’s your cue. . Just put Skittles in a cup, fill the cup with tequila, and leave it overnight. You can do this with one or different flavours of Skittles. A fun way to have tequila shots, it won’t stop it from burning your throats though. 

     ALSO READ: What Your Favorite Alcohol Says About You

    Tequila and pasta

    A good way to eat and drink at the same time, don’t you think? This recipe doesn’t necessarily contain that much tequila, but it’s a good way to mix alcohol and pasta and end up with a delicious recipe. If you’re interested in seeing how this goes in detail, find out how to make it on All Recipes.

    Try Baileys and coffee

    Instead of adding milk or cream to your coffee, add half a glass of Baileys instead. What better way to kickstart the morning? Besides, Baileys is a lot creamier. 

    Heineken and sprite

    I genuinely think beer is bitter, and that’s why i’ve included this combination. To make things interesting, you can add whiskey. That way, the alcohol content increases and the taste also gets better. 


    Liked this, you can try out these other cocktails: These are 7 Simple Cocktails You Can Make in Your Kitchen

  • Try Out These 8 Homemade Chocolate Recipes for World Chocolate Day

    Try Out These 8 Homemade Chocolate Recipes for World Chocolate Day

    It’s World Chocolate day! I’m shouting because my editor has given me permission to share my obsession with chocolate with you guys. How am I doing this? By giving you a bunch of delightful chocolate-filled recipes that can easily be tried at home, and with readily available ingredients. 

    Fried chocolate chicken

    Wait wait, before you say we’ve come with our madness again, how about you at least read the recipe. It basically just involves putting your chicken in cocoa, and I don’t see how that could go wrong if you spice it well. If you’re scared, you can just use wings or smaller bits of chicken, for starters. 

    Get the recipe at Cookist

    Brownie ice cream crunch bars 

    The deliciousness of this recipe cannot be explained in mere words. I love the way the ice cream sits on the brownie, as cheesecake sits on the biscuit. You can try this recipe with either chocolate or vanilla ice cream, and instead of crushed granola bars, use crushed KitKat bars. And your chocolate syrup can be any melted chocolate of your choice. You’re welcome. 

    Find the brownie recipe on InspiredTaste and get the recipe on Pillsbury

    QUIZ: Which Ice Cream Flavour Are You?

    Chocolate fudge brownie ice cream

    If you have some leftover brownies from the previous recipe, how about you mix them all together with ice cream and chocolate fudge. When we’re talking about comfort food, this one recipe is top tier. Making the chocolate fudge isn’t hard, just try this recipe or just substitute with a chocolate bar. You also don’t have to make the ice cream by yourself, as you can just buy any vanilla or chocolate one. 

    Get the recipe at Cravings of a Lunatic

    Chocolate bread 

    Why have just a fudge brownie when you can have a whole loaf of chocolate bread? The person that came up with this recipe deserves plenty of dollars. It takes about ten minutes to prepare, and you don’t need fancy, expensive baking equipment to mix the ingredients. If you want to go crazy and take things to a higher level, eat the chocolate bread with your favourite chocolate spread. I guarantee you multiple stomach orgasms. 

    Get the recipe at Kirbie’s Cravings

    Chocolate Martini

    This list wouldn’t be complete if we don’t include cocktails. Chocolate cocktails are the best because they combine two amazing things: chocolate and alcohol. What makes this martini unique is the chocolate liqueur. If you want to make it instead of buying it, here’s an easy chocolate liqueur recipe. And don’t worry about not having a cocktail shaker; just use any cup that has a cover. 

    Get the recipe at Preppy Kitchen

    ALSO READ: Weird Homemade Cocktails Zikoko Writers Are Making

    Microwave chocolate chip cookie in a mug

    If you’re lazy like me, and you don’t have the strength to go through the whole process of baking cookies, try this recipe. If for anything, for the process of just seeing what it would be like to bake something in a mug. Just so you know, the cookie will be soft and hot. 

    Get the recipe at Tasty

    Chocolate Dream Cocktail 

    The chocolate dream cocktail is easy and very straight to the point and that’s why I love it. All you need is vodka, Baileys and chocolate ice cream and you’re good to go. 

    Get the recipe at Get Me a Cocktail

    Nutella pancakes 

    A combination of Nutella and pancakes? What more does a person need? Eat this and you’ll feel like you’ve gone to heaven and back. Make some Nutella pancakes on a lazy Saturday morning and welcome to the blissful side of life. By the way, you can use pancake mix for this if you don’t want to start from scratch. 

    Get the recipe at Cookies and Cups

    Microwave chocolate cake

    Just because you don’t have an oven doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get to eat chocolate cake. This recipe doesn’t take much time and energy to make; it almost seems too good to be true. For even lazier people, you can even just use cake mix instead of mixing ingredients from scratch. 

    Get the recipe at Cookist

    Oreo Milkshake 

    You can make this today. Just get up, go to your nearby supermarket and buy some Oreos, milk and vanilla ice cream. That’s basically all you need. For a deeper chocolate flavour, you can add syrup or melted chocolate bars. 

    Get the recipe at Spruce Eats 

    Make your own chocolate 

    You can decide to go straight to the point and just damn well make your own chocolate. It’s not every time you have to buy. Just know that the moment you start, you may hardly ever want to eat store-bought chocolate again.

    Get the recipe at Times Food


    While we’re on the topic of recipes, you should try out these Very Nigerian Pancake Recipes by different Nigerians. There’s even someone who adds crayfish inside her pancakes! 

  • This Low-Budget Spaghetti Jollof Recipe Will Have You Feeling Bougie

    This Low-Budget Spaghetti Jollof Recipe Will Have You Feeling Bougie

    This article was necessary because I’m tired of people jumping on the creamy pasta train and just ignoring good ol’ spaghetti jollof — she was there for you when you were down to your last ₦2k, and this is how you repay her?

    Before you argue that cooking spaghetti jollof is only for broke Nigerian students, try this low-budget recipe and tell me that you don’t feel bougie af.

    RELATED: Seven Nigerians Tell Us the ‘Brokest’ Meal They Ever Ate

    Ingredients for three to four servings:

    • 1 sachet of spaghetti
    • 1 sachet of tomato paste
    • Chopped peppers
    • 1 onion (sliced)
    • 4-5 large prawns
    • 2-3 tablespoons of vegetable oil
    • 1 tablespoon of curry powder
    • 1 tablespoon of dried thyme
    • Salt and seasoning cubes
    • A small handful of chopped basil leaves (totally optional)

    Preparation:

    • Unless you just happen to have all these ingredients in your house, go to the market and put on your best Nigerian mother impression because did you see the prawns in that list? They don’t exactly come cheap and you need to stay woke. 
    • Clean your prawns and set them aside. Next, fill a pot with about two cups of water. Then sprinkle in a small amount of vegetable oil and a pinch of salt — this is so that when you add the spaghetti later, it doesn’t stick together and become smushy.
    • While you wait for the water to boil, start preparing the sauce for your spaghetti jollof. Add the sliced onions into a pan containing two tablespoons of vegetable oil and fry on medium heat for about three minutes until the onions become translucent.
    • Next, add the chopped peppers and the tomato paste and stir. Add the curry, thyme, seasoning cubes and salt according to your preference.
    • Add the cleaned prawns and continue stirring. If the sauce is too thick, add a little water and fry for an additional four minutes.
    • Remember your pot of hot water? It should be boiling now. Add the spaghetti and stay on high alert because if it stays on too long, you’ll have a smushy, gooey mess. 
    • It should be tender enough in about eight minutes, so take it off the heat and strain out any excess water.  
    • Re-introduce the strained spaghetti into the pot, mix in the sauce and let it simmer on low heat for two minutes. If you choose to add basil, now’s the time to include it.

    Pro tip: If you’re really going for that bougie feeling, add the basil. It might not do anything for you but at least it looks like you just ordered this meal from a fancy restaurant. Wasn’t that the goal?

    Image credit: My Active Kitchen

    My work here is done.


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  • 9 Nigerians Tell Us About the Foods That Have Their Mumu Buttons

    9 Nigerians Tell Us About the Foods That Have Their Mumu Buttons

    There’s a saying that Nigerians are passionate about food. If you don’t believe me, read how these Nigerians regard foods that have their mumu buttons. 

    “I’ll use the last money in my bank account to buy akara” 

    — Tega,  23 

    My mumu button food is probably akara. I don’t eat it often, but when the craving comes upon me, I can decide to trek just so that I can use my last ₦50 to afford even just one ball. I’ve always loved akara because it’s a meal that requires a lot of suffering to make. So eating it feels like a reward. Back in secondary school, I used to go early to the dining hall so I could steal one or two extra akara before anyone came in.

    “I love black soup because it takes me back to my roots” 

    — Tunde, 25 

    Black soup is one of the traditional soups of the Ondo people; they call it Marugbo. Eating it keeps me connected with my roots in some way, especially since I don’t get to eat it often. When I eat the meal, I feel like I’m in heaven. I’ve been in love with eba and black soup since I was a child. The very first time I tried it was when my grandma came to visit and she cooked the soup. 

    “I’ll sell everything I own for fried turkey” 

    — Sheriff, 22

    Give me fried turkey and I’ll sell my dad’s house and give you the money. When I was a kid, we ate jollof rice and turkey every single Sunday. I think this is why I currently have an obsession with it. I can’t think straight once there’s any piece of Turkey in sight.

    “I love any meal that’s put in front of me” 

    — Bolu, 24

    I‘m a foodie, so I don’t have one particular meal that has my mumu button. I just love food. It’s funny now because, apparently, I didn’t eat so much as a kid. I guess I’m trying to make up for those lost years. Also, I have this thing where I like certain foods more at different periods. Like now, I’m super into soft-serve ice cream. The best part is eating food I didn’t cook or buy. Just send me food and I might fall in love.

    QUIZ:  Which Ice Cream Flavour Matches Your Vibe

    “I can eat eba and oha soup for breakfast, lunch and dinner” 

    — Mimi, 24

    Growing up, my mum made oha soup a lot in the house. We loved the soup so much that we ate it with eba any chance we got. It didn’t matter whether it was breakfast, lunch or dinner time. If you want to kidnap me, use eba and oha soup. 

    “I volunteer to fry dodo so that I can eat it unhindered”

    — Maxwell*, 23

    Plantain has my heart and soul. I mean, who doesn’t love those golden-brown slices of joy? You can either boil, fry, or roast plantain and all of them bang in their own different ways. When I was younger, I always volunteered to be the one to fry dodo so that I could steal from them as I was frying. Offer me plantain and we instantly become best friends.

    “I love anything that’s fried in a pan”

    — Chibuike, 26

    I really like anything stir-fried. It could be chicken, pasta, or even just plain vegetables. But my absolute favourite is stir-fried noodles. I don’t believe in cooking simple noodles, I like to add a bunch of ingredients and spices inside, then toss everything in a pan. I prefer to do this with Onion Chicken pack because of the flavoured oil that comes with it. I don’t know what’s inside that thing, but I’m obsessed with it. I make stir fry at least three times a week; it’s my go-to meal. 

    ALSO READ: We Ranked Every Indomie Flavour in Nigeria

    “Pasta is my comfort food”

    — Ifoghale, 22

    Pasta has my mumu button. I really became obsessed with it last year, when I discovered a restaurant in Benue state that made top-tier seafood pasta. It was one of the highlights of my stay there. I specifically like spaghetti; it’s basic but totally worth it. Whenever I feel down, I cook spaghetti because it’s my comfort food.

    “Indomie saved my life in uni and now I’m obsessed” 

    — Adeola, 25

    In university, I became obsessed with Indomie. I started eating it a lot because it was the easiest and fastest thing to make. Anytime I came back from class and I was hungry but tired, I’d make noodles. But it wasn’t just the convenience of it for me. I really liked Indomie because I could add as many ingredients as I wanted to it, to get different kinds of recipes. Each time, I felt as if I was eating a different meal, and that was why I never got tired. Till now, I’ve been obsessed, and I can’t help it. 


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  • 8 Foods That Always Save People’s Lives

    8 Foods That Always Save People’s Lives

    There are times when you’re dying of hunger but there’s either nothing to eat or you’re just too lazy to cook. In times like these, there are certain foods that always come through for you by saving your life. We’ve listed eight of them. 

    Indomie

    We can all agree that Indomie is the number one saviour. If you have at least ₦200 in your hand, you can buy Indomie to cook and be satisfied. If you have extra money, you can garnish it with some vegetables. Noodles will come through for you when you’re too tired to cook, broke, sick, or even just peckish. We can’t help but stan.

    Bread 

    The ultimate food for the lazy. You don’t have to put in any effort if you don’t want to; just eat the bread plain like that. If you have the strength, mix it up with some butter and jam. If you’re a rich person, add sardine or corned beef and you’re good to go. 

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    Concoction rice 

    Concoction rice is for days when all your money has finished and you have to take advantage of any ingredient around you. If you like, you can put crayfish, honey, avocado, sausage, etc. All that is important is that it’s edible and can fill your empty stomach. You need to have leftover rice somewhere sha.

    Garri 

    Everyone knows garri as sapa food. If you don’t have anything else to eat, garri will always be there. No matter how broke a person is, they’ll always have one container of garri in one corner. If not, it’s over for you o.

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    Suya 

    If there’s absolutely nothing to eat at home, there’s always a suya guy down the road that will save you from complete starvation. If you’re lucky, you may not have to spend any money; just keep asking the mallam to taste the different types of meat.

    Soup and eba 

    One common thing in every Nigerian household is that there’s always leftover soup in an ice cream container in the freezer. All you have to do is make eba and you’re good to go. If there was an apocalypse of some sort in this country, Nigerians will have soup stocked for months. You can never starve. 

    Plantain

    Plantain is another meal that saves people’s lives because it’s easily accessible and convenient. You can have it as bole, dodo, or boiled plantain. But be warned, this is not food for when you’re broke; plantain is expensive out here in these streets. 

     Cereal 

    If all else fails, cereal is always there for you. If you don’t have money to buy proper cereal, you can break any biscuits inside a bowl of milk and make your own.

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  • Go Outside Your Comfort Zone, Try Any of These 7 Indomie Recipes

    Go Outside Your Comfort Zone, Try Any of  These 7 Indomie Recipes

    Aren’t you tired of eating plain Indomie and boiled eggs all the time? Try something different for once in your life, we beg you. You can start by trying out some of the customized recipes available at Indomie café listed below. You’re welcome.

    Africana 

    Take a break from bell peppers and tomatoes in your indomie today. Dig deep into your inner African side instead, with some ugwu and dried fish to spice it up. Your ancestors shall be proud.

    Frizzled Eggs

    This combo is from heaven because it entails eggs, indomie and fried plantain. What more can a person ask for? If you’re the type of person that loves colourful food, you can ask for some vegetables inside.

    Prawn Mie

    A meal I’d try because I’m obsessed with prawns. Try this and you’ll never eat plain noodles again.

    Indomie pepper soup 

    This meal is especially perfect for the cold weather when you feel like taking in something hot to warm yourself up, but you don’t want the regular old pepper soup. Spicy!

    Wok Delight

    If you feel like eating Chinese stir-fry or something close to it, this is the meal to try. Shredded chicken, bell peppers and soy sauce are the major ingredients in it. It doesn’t even feel like you’re eating noodles when you try this at Indomie café.

    Indomie Polpette (Meatballs)

    Find your way to Italy by requesting for meatballs in your noodles. The best part is that you can add as many meatballs as you want.

    Ofada 

    I just want to say thank you to Indomie Cafe for coming up with the idea of Indomie with ofada sauce. Indomie, ofada and plenty of meat. Take the term “chop life” to a different level.

    Indomie Café is Nigeria’s first noodle bar. Their delicious and innovative recipes offer spicy tastes and visual treats for all their customers. Some of their meals include yummie rolls, frittatas, frizzled eggs, prawn mie, spicy native Indomie, chicken suya, lattes etc. Check out their website for more of their recipes. We encourage you to go out and treat yourself at any Indomie Café near you. It’s worth it.

    They’re offering a 20% discount for anyone who orders from the website. If I were you, I’d hurry and order as many times as I can.

    The discount code is: ZIKOKOIC

    This offer is valid from 1st July-14th July 2022

    Locations:

    1. Leisure Mall, Surulere.
    2. 141 Sleek studio, Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island.
    3. Goodiss Superstores, Mobolaji Bank Anthony, Ikeja.
    4. Fola Osibo, Lekki phase 1
    5. Shop 11 Triangle Mall, Jakande, Lekki
    6. Festival Mall, Festac Lagos.