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14 Things Every Nigerian Who Had A School Parent In Secondary School Will Get | Zikoko!

14 Things Every Nigerian Who Had A School Parent In Secondary School Will Get

1. When a senior asks to be your school parent.

Yes Lord!
2. When you find out what they really want.

Chai!
3. When it’s been one hour and your school parent has not come to save you yet.

Wow!
4. When a senior tells you to kneel down and you see your school parent coming.

Finally!
5. When your school parent releases you from punishment.

6. When seniors start acting nice to you because they have a crush on your school parent.

Continue please.
7. When you report the senior that beat you to your school parent and you realize they are friends.

Jisos!
8. When they make your school parent a senior prefect.

We stay winning!
9. When other juniors are being punished and you’re just there with your school parent like:

Can’t touch this.
10. When a senior tries to send you.

No vex.
11. When you see that senior that doesn’t care whether you have a school parent or not.

Abeg oh.
12. When your school parent repeats so they are still there to protect you.

Don’t judge me.
13. When your school parent finally graduates.

NOOOO!
14. How seniors appear when they know you don’t have a school parent again.

Chineke!

Daniel Orubo

May 12, 2016

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