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9 Foods You Should NOT Eat Before You Take A Test | Zikoko!
  • 9 Foods You Should NOT Eat Before You Take A Test

    9 Foods You Should NOT Eat Before You Take A Test

    There are some meals that WILL cause you problems if you eat them before a test, does not matter if the test is online or physical. Want to know the foods not to eat? Keep reading.

    1) SEMO

    First of all, all this food is good for is punishing your enemies. Now, you want to eat it before a test? Learn self love.

    2) CHIN CHIN

    Another word for this is punishment. Do you not love yourself? You will chew until you have a headache. Please, want better for yourself.

    3) PAP

    Your bones will turn to jelly, your brain will turn to mush. There is a reason pap is baby food. By the time you wake up, Corona would be over .

    4) AGEGE BREAD

    Agege bread is what you use to relax after a stressful day at the site. Not what you eat when you have a test.

    5) PLANTAIN CHIPS

    The problem here is that one is never enough. You will finish what you have with you, and then your search for more will continue. Please, thou shall not eat it before a test

    6) BEANS

    Do you really want the reason for missing a test to be an upset stomach? You do? Then eat beans. Want to sleep till thy kingdom come? eat beans.

    7) POPCORN

    Popcorn gets stuck in your teeth, and instead of you focusing on your test, you are stressed thinking of how to remove that annoying piece stuck between your teeth.

    8) ALCOHOL

    Apparently, it needs to be said that alcoholic beverages should not be consumed before a test. You will lose focus. Ogbeni, jazz up!

    9) SHAKI

    If temporary blindness before your exam is something that sounds appealing to you, then take risks by eating shaki. For extra effect, eat it with both eyes open!

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